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| I want 72 women who know what they're doing |
Major Nidal Hasan expects 72 virgins when we find him guilty of mass murder and put him to death. I wonder what the virgins did to p*ss Allah off enough to force them on a slug like Hasan? He disdains women so much he won't allow them to be photographed with him. Hey, Hasan! My MOTHER was a woman. Don't say nothin' bad 'bout my mother.
Hasan, nobody said the virgins would all be women. Did you think of that?
I want to credit Jeff Dunham with some of the virgin jokes. He is a very funny comedian/ventriloquist. Go to YouTube and look up "Achmed. the Dead Terrorist". I think Jeff has his own show premeiring on TV this Fall. If so, watch it.
Then write him and ask about the time he had a Chihuahua in his lap, was driving a powder blue Prius and had Christmas decorations on the car's rear window. He's gay. His wife and kids? A good cover.
Anyway, when I decide to martyr myself, I don't want 72 virgins. I want 72 women who know what the h*ll they're doing. I'll explain it somehow to my wife later. (um, Dear, I had no idea they were going to do all this, really).
Gary
PS: I want to leave you with Sgt. Kimberly Munley's name. She is the 5' 4" hero who put Hasan down and I want her name remembered long after his is gone.
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