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 I want 72 women who know what they're doing
Major Nidal Hasan expects 72 virgins when we find him guilty of mass murder and put him to death. I wonder what the virgins did to p*ss Allah off enough to force them on a slug like Hasan? He disdains women so much he won't allow them to be photographed with him. Hey, Hasan! My MOTHER was a woman. Don't say nothin' bad 'bout my mother.

Hasan, nobody said the virgins would all be women. Did you think of that?

I want to credit Jeff Dunham with some of the virgin jokes. He is a very funny comedian/ventriloquist. Go to YouTube and look up "Achmed. the Dead Terrorist". I think Jeff has his own show premeiring on TV this Fall. If so, watch it.

Then write him and ask about the time he had a Chihuahua in his lap, was driving a powder blue Prius and had Christmas decorations on the car's rear window. He's gay. His wife and kids? A good cover.

Anyway, when I decide to martyr myself, I don't want 72 virgins. I want 72 women who know what the h*ll they're doing. I'll explain it somehow to my wife later. (um, Dear, I had no idea they were going to do all this, really).

Gary

PS: I want to leave you with Sgt. Kimberly Munley's name. She is the 5' 4" hero who put Hasan down and I want her name remembered long after his is gone.
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Judging from the posts of some of the younger ladies on thoughts, the news shows, and other articles on STD's and teen sex, to come up with 72 virgins for each so called martyr you would have to find some seriously ugly folks who nobody wanted to have a relationship with. Kind of makes me wonder if the original translation was "72 Olive trees"?
Posted by  williamemills41  on 2009-11-11 23:36:59 
  
Islam does not promise 72 virgins for those who kill themselves. Suicide is regarded as disgraceful in Islam. The condemnation Islam has towards suicide is so grave that it would be unthinkable for its followers to regard sex as a reward if they were to take their lives.

It comes from an alleged saying of the Prophet which has not been
verified nor authenticated. Muslims refer to these dubious sayings as
Gharib Hadiths and largely do not believe in them. Even then, nothing
in it mentioned virgins:

The Prophet Muhammad was allegedly heard as saying: %u201CThe smallest reward for the
people of Paradise is an abode where there are 80,000 servants and 72
wives, over which stands a dome decorated with pearls, aquamarine, and
ruby, as wide as the distance from Al-Jabiyyah (a Damascus suburb) to
Sana%u2019a (Yemen)%u201D

Again, it must be stressed upon that the above saying cannot be
verified as authentic due to the fact that there is a discrepancy in
its Sanad, or chain of transmitters. As such, Muslims are not required
to believe in these Hadith for there is a chance that it may have been
fabricated or corrupted along the way.

Today, the myth of the 72 virgins remains potent ammunition for those
who wish to see their point of view prevail against Islam. Entities
like the media have twisted this alleged saying to suit their fancies
and smear Islam with ridicule and humiliation.

Suicide killing is a phenomenon of desperation. From the days Kamikaze
pilots fly themselves onto American ships, to Tamil rebels exploding
themselves in political rallies, to wayward fanatics flying into
buildings %u2013 suicide killers are people driven to the edge.

While the act of committing suicide to kill others should be deplored,
it is perhaps more important to examine what drives them to do it. Men
with wives and families do not just kill themselves. Very often,
people fail to see the real reason why such an act of desperation is
undertaken but instead conveniently believes in myths such as the 72
virgins.

Bottom line? Everyone's a moron and needs to study more.

Posted by  MisterSelfDestruct  on 2009-11-12 20:53:43 
  
Thanks for your insight as always. Very interesting information and I'll take your word for it. But the fact remains that not all Muslims are terrorists but all the terrorists on 9/11 were Muslim. Today's terrorists are Muslims that hijacked Islam. They believe in suicide to take out innocent victims. They are not depressed because they are downtrodden. They are depressed because the world isn't Islamic according to their wishes and the sharia. These are mentally diseased people. And it doesn't matter what you and I believe. They think they are martyrs and will be rewarded for their horrible acts. They've been brain-washed.

I'm not anti-Islamic. I have a friend who is Muslim and he even looks out for me. I am against religious radicals of any kind and right now the Muslim terrorists are the ones creating misery all over the world. There is no justification for it. Back in the 1400's it was Christians doing it. In the 1600's we were burning women at the stake for being accused of being witches.

Also I don't want the responsibility for 80,000 servants. Their health care alone would break you and I can't think of 80,000 things that need to be done by servants. Also, I have one wife. That is all I can handle. 72 wives would drive me completely insane because I probably wouldn't be able to make any of them happy. I still think that virgins apply to the Koran's promise though. Muslim's sharia law demands women who have sex outside of marriage should be killed. That means all 72 wives would have to be virgins to be acceptable.

You have a very dark outlook on life so you and I will always disagree. I really like to receive your comments though.

Gary
Posted by  GaryLAlexander  on 2009-11-13 18:37:14 
  
I think the world would be better off without religion. It's done more harm than good. If anything, I say become a member of The Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster.
Posted by  MisterSelfDestruct  on 2009-11-13 21:01:53 
  
Have you ever seen Robin Williams' Live on Broadway performance. He says something very similar regarding the virgins, it is VERY funny... You should check it out!
Posted by  Faolin  on 2009-11-13 06:45:16 
  
I will. Thanks. :)
Posted by  GaryLAlexander  on 2009-11-13 19:06:02 
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