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| Destroy all Humans: Big Willy Unleashed |
The destroy all humans series has been pretty good in quality. Admittedly, the first and second game were like crappy 50's and 60's alien movies, respectively. Path of the Furon was like a bad 70's Kung-Fu movie. However, the effect is actually pretty funny. The gameplay is also pretty fun in these games. The controls are good, and it looks pretty good.
The weapons are AWESOME. Electric guns, Disentigrators, Ion Grenade Launchers, Super bouncy ball lauchers, Man-Eating Plant device, Giant worm bait wich summons a giant dune-style worm to eat people, Black Hole Generators, and the big daddy or all weapons, The Quantum Deconstroucter, wich is like the BFG9000 ON STEROIDS.
So, why is the title "Destroy all Humans: Big Willy Unleashed"? Well, there was a game where they didn't do too well. In fact, it was actually kinda crappy. Really.
Well, it can't be too bad. It's a Destroy all Humans game!
Well, Let's start then.
So, as the game starts, the two main characters, Pox and Crypto, are talking to each other about what they do with all of the humans. Apparrently, Pox uses Humans as food in his fats food resteraunt, "Big Willy's".
Well, those two jokes won't be abused, right? Well, not the human food one, but the other one... *sigh*
So, yeah, the storyline is pretty bad. I mean, unless you're a fan of abusing jokes about Big Willies. Trust me, they never lay off the joke. You know a story is bad when even the main characters hate it. From beginning to end, every joke is about Pox's Big Willy.
We can forgive a bad story if the gameplay is good, right? Well, too bad. The game itself sucks too.
To move the camera on foot, you have to move the camera to the edge of the screen. This means that to turn the camera, you're leaving youself open to enemy attack. Why can't the camera follow the reticle, like the other games? That would hame made it a lot easier. But the on foot mode is not the least of your problems. The problem comes in the UFO. To turn, you have to twist the Wiimote left or right. to move up or down, you move the wiimote up or down. This would be okay, IF THE CONTROLS ACTUALLY WORKED. I'm trying to turn quickly right, and I end up turning LEFT! And the up and down controls don't do anything half of the time!
They even put a new vehicle in there. This is one of the few redeeming factors. It's a giant fiberglass robot that runs off of -no duh- humans! It has 3 attacks you can use. It has a barf attack (eew) Eye lazors (What? Every good robot needs eye lazors) and a fart attack ( What is wrong with these people?)
The Nwe weapons aren't that good, either. The only memorable ones are the Electro-cone, wich is a UFO weapon that zaps everything in sight, and the Zombie gun, wich turns people into zombies.
Overall, I would say that you should just get one of the other games in the series.
If you'll excuse me, I need to go play something good.
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Posted by GamingCat on 2009-07-03 11:01:22 | Rating: | Views: 16
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