One day, in a chemistry class, our professor wanted to teach us about the evils of liquor, so he produced an experiment that involved a glass of water, a glass of whiskey and two worms.
"Now, class. Observe these worms closely." said the professor, putting a worm into the water. The worm writhed about, as happy as a worm in water could be.
The second worm was put into whiskey. It writhed painfully, and quickly sank to the bottom of the glass, dead as a doornail.
"Now, what can we conclude from this experiment?" the professor inquired.
Jayson, who is the class joker, raised his hand and wisely, responded, " Drink whiskey and you won't get worms."
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