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The new cop pulled a speeder who was zipping down Jalan Ipoh.
"Can I see your license and registration, bub?" the cop inquired.
"But officer," the fellow started, "I can explain..."
"Shut yer trap, bub!" snapped the officer. "You're going downtown and sit a while till the sarge gets back."
"But, officer, I think you really should know..."
"And I said to shut yer trap! You're going to jail!"
A few hours later the cop looked in on his prisoner and said, "Lucky for yer, bub, that the sarge is at his daughter's wedding. He'll be in a good mood when he get's back."
"Don't count on it," shot back the sap in the cell. "I'm the groom."
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Posted by Fred826 on 2008-08-02 04:23:07 | Rating: | Views: 57
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Thats funny, I am goona post that on www.dumbazzcops.com
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Posted by thx1012
on 2008-11-06 21:34:19
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