*1. We're not as perverted as you think we all are.


*2. No matter what YOU say,
your ex-boyfriend IS a LOSER.


*3. We like you to give us hugs
and kisses sometimes too.


*4. Don't argue with us when we call you beautiful.


*5. Don't treat us like crap,
what goes around comes around.


*6. We know you're pretty,
that's one of the reason's we're going out with you.



*7. Don't go into detail about your period.
It scares us.



*8. If you have cramps and we ask you what's wrong,
just tell us it's that time of the month and nothing more.



*9. If you really liked us for us,
you would let us think that our
mustache, beard, or sideburns looked cool.


*10. We never shave our legs.
So get over it.



*11. NEVER ask us if you can put makeup on us.
It's just wrong............



*12. Don't make bets about us,
because one of your friends will tell us, if you don't.



*13. When we tell you that you're not fat, believe us.



*14. We absolutely do not care about the
Backstreet Boys, *NSYNC, 98 Degrees,
or what any other guy looks like for that matter.



*15. We may not be able to pee accurately all of the
time, but at least we can stand up and go pee.



*16. Just cause you think you're always right,
doesn't mean that you don't have to apologize
when you do something "wrong."



*17. You expect us to say and do sweet things
for you, but it would be nice if you did the same
every once in a while. We like to know that you love us.


*18. We can't always be spontaneous,
so try to help us make the plans sometimes.



*19. Don't ask us to beat up another guy for you,
cause you might get what you wish for.


* 20. Never kick us in the nuts
"just to see what we would say".
That's just mean.


*21. Never pretend like you are going to
break up with us and laugh when we believe you.



*22. Pamela Anderson's boobs aren't fake anymore,
but we like yours better anyway.


*23. Size doesn't matter,
except to idiots who don't want a relationship.


*24. PMS is not an excuse.


*25. If you want us to put the seat down when we're done,
you should put it up when you're done.


*26. Don't tell us how cute your ex-boyfriend was.
That doesn't turn us on.



*27. And always remember:
The way to a guys heart is through his stomach.



28. NEVER ask us to kiss other guys.
You might be that comfy with your friends,
but to us it's just wrong.


*29. We always notice how funny it is after your rip out our heart,
stick it down our throat and still want to be friends.



*30. And last but not least:
We know you're not always right,
but we'll pretend like you are anyway.