Hashira: Welcome back, friends. This is the rebirth of a once troubled mind that has slowly let itself slip away into the vast abyss that is named manhood. He requires our assitance for the 3rd, and hopefully final, time. I'd like to welcome a new member to the meeting as well, this is the newest addition to "his" pscyhe, Kyudoka. You will all soon learn that Kyudoka (goes by "kyu" or "Q") is recently a more dominant part of this so-named troubled mind. Welcome to the Conversations With Self!

Clarence Jones: This cat ain't so cool. But welcome anyways, and try not to act like such a lil bitch all the time. Hashy is the one who usually does that.

Hashira: In your words Clarence, blow me!

Shinobi: So i figure with this new guy here, I'm pretty much out of the fuckin picture! Go to hell "Q"!!!

Hashira: Actually Shin, he is here for the sole purpose to bring you back INTO the picture. You see my dear friend, "he" no longer has any confidence or sense of purpose in life. Our job has been to allow this new man to formulate a plan to get that back for him. In the long run it will help us all to finish this job quicker, so that we might rest peacefully for good. Have any words for the board, Kyu?

Kyudoka: In the land of the blind men, the one-eyed man is king.

Hashira: (ecstatic, smiles)

Clarence: (mumbles) oh just great...

Shinobi: (walks out of the meeting, closing the door behind)