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I'm in a really philosophical mood,
good but deep in thought(s) .. pardon the pun.
I should write my memoirs right now,
but my life is far from being over.
I know I have so much more to experience,
so much joy,
pain, heartache,
and love to challenge me.
So instead I'll share with you the email I just got.
I'm sorry this is beginning to be a habit isn't it.
Well I am working on another romantic-steamy blog .. but in the meantime this will have to do 
Whatever you give a woman, she's going to multiply.
If you give her sperm, she'll give you a baby.
If you give her a house, she'll give you a home.
If you give her groceries, she'll give you a meal.
If you give her a smile, she'll give you her heart.
She multiplies and enlarges what is given to her.
So - if you give her crap, you will receive a bucket full of shit.
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Posted by EasyToSay on 2008-09-04 00:13:30 | Rating: | Views: 107
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I love this!!! And yet it is so true! Can't wait for the next romantic steamy blog. You never cease to amaze me with what your writings!! Always enjoyed! :).
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Posted by brlracincwgrl
on 2008-09-04 00:27:47
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HaHa very true indeed.
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Posted by deepthinker21
on 2008-09-04 02:17:59
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But why the F@?K would you give a woman crap??
Specially one you 'love'
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Posted by eeerm
on 2008-09-04 03:32:50
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Ashley - thanks for popping by, your vibrant comments always make me smile.... I might even try to do the third Scribbles challenge a little that way :)
DT - YES :)
eeerm - a decent man would not give a woman crap... that is why you don't get it, because you wouldn't hon. You are a sweetie.
xx
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Posted by EasyToSay
on 2008-09-04 03:35:43
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Okay...so I have a bad joke to start:
Thankfully when I give my wife 6 inches she multiplies that into multiples? That is rhetorical and implied in the poemish type thing. Your initial writings were true...the forwarded email part is just an email forward. Men and women are different.....that's why we aren't all gay. (not that there is anything wrong with that, Thanks Jerry) In the differences we find the constants that make "relationships" work. There really aren't many. We function, and maintain, as different entities. The opposite sexes enjoy and are enticed by the opposite sexuality of the opposite sex. I'd rather hang out with 10 women for 3 hours than 10 guys for 8. I could sit there and learn about the individual women....base the physical attraction versus the mental attraction for 3 hours.........or just relax and be a guy for 8 hours. I've been a guy all of my life, so the choice is easy.....I'd rather look at beauty and brains than myself lol. Don't get me wrong.....when you ladies start talking about flowers or fluffy crap, I will tune out, and check out your faces and bodies, learn about your self-esteem by way of body language. You women do the same thing in a different way. Pretty damned simple in a distorted mirror.
Just be happy dammit!
Cheers, Damn Rabbit
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Posted by DAMNRABBIT
on 2008-09-04 05:50:25
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K, well I loved the little post Peaches, but I got confussed as hell reading SOME of the comments. Okay maybe just one, whatever. Hey just a thought, when you give FOTY back all the "shit", do you think it will take two trucks to haul it to him, or three?
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Posted by tonyrayhutchison
on 2008-09-04 08:38:27
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This made me smile, thank you
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Posted by SOONBEGONE
on 2008-09-04 11:23:20
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Oh my gosh, That was an unexpected twist lol. Liked that one.........
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Posted by michelle8angels
on 2008-09-05 00:13:03
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Ha ha, very nice!
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Posted by LuckyJulia
on 2008-09-05 12:44:35
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