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Planning my "D" Party... wanna come??
With the thought that I've actually dodged a bullet with FOTY showing his true colors before I was too old to start a new life,
I've been contemplating having a "D" Party.

Which would of course consist of the guests all coming dressed as something beginning with "D". Now I would be able to go as I am ...
because I would be a "DIVORCEE".
I thought I could copy the Divorce certificate and laminate the copy and pin it to my back.  I could also put a "WHITE" mark on my wedding finger where my rings used to sit!

There would of course be DRINKS and DIPS at this party and a DJ.
I thought I could also insist on some DANCING and DAIQUIRI's.  Which could lead to some DASTARDLY behaviour, which wouldn't end until DAWN.

I could hire a DEADPAN comedian who could DEAL out the DIRT on DADDY!
We could DEBATE on his DEBUNK personality!
We could make a DECISION and DECLARE him a DICKHEAD!!!
And i could DEDICATE my now DEFUNCT marriage
to his DEVIOUS DRAGON DAME (JS).

I could DISCUSS the DEFILING of his err ummm DICK size, .... hmmm no that's not DELIBERATE, thats just being a little too DETAILED!

I will DETERMINE that he has finally been DETHRONED as any sort of DETERMINABLE  DISTRACTION in my life, and DELETE him!

So come along and roll the DICE, and of course go home DRUNK with the DIAGNOSIS that FOTY only Speaks DIARRHOEA and should be DISPOSED of!

Dogs would be allowed, so long as they were either a DACHSHUND, DALMATION or DOBERMAN.  Never know they may need to DISTINGUISH gate crashers.

You all are welcome... nominate your "D"isguise now!! :)

But no DUMB-ASSES .. so sorry Foty .... you can't come!
Posted by EasyToSay on 2008-05-07 12:10:58 | Rating: | Views: 197


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Posted by
bjm1
on 2008-05-07 12:17:03
 
can i come to your party? i will be knocking with my elbows,,hehe peace
 
 

Posted by
EasyToSay
on 2008-05-07 12:18:24
 
BJM1 - I'd be DELIGHTED if you would come :)
 
 

Posted by
pitapie50
on 2008-05-07 12:18:59
 
Di decond dat dotion...De's da dickhead!
 
 

Posted by
EasyToSay
on 2008-05-07 12:20:22
 
damn dight d'about dat!!! :) danks dor da domment!!! :)
 
 

Posted by
LadiLucifer
on 2008-05-07 12:21:12
 
Hahah I LOVE it. You should DEFIANTLY throw yourself a party!!
 
 

Posted by
EasyToSay
on 2008-05-07 12:22:11
 
LL - it's a DEFINITE :)
 
 

Posted by
bjm1
on 2008-05-07 12:22:40
 
thanks...peace
 
 

Posted by
bullseye
on 2008-05-07 12:23:40
 
D'OH! i'm there... will be bringing a Dartboard with his pic and DARTS... DAGGERS... anything else to throw at it.. DYNAMITE?
 
 

Posted by
pitapie50
on 2008-05-07 12:24:19
 
DOL! Dour delcome:)
 
 

Posted by
EasyToSay
on 2008-05-07 12:27:15
 
BE - how about DOG or DINOSAUR DEFACATE??? nah DIP it in his DINNER to give him DYSPEPSIA (*dictionary open!!*)
 
 

Posted by
Hollis
on 2008-05-07 12:52:47
 
Sounds like a great party...don't do nothing I wouldn't do myself...Party on girl...
 
 

Posted by
EasyToSay
on 2008-05-07 17:42:29
 
Hollis - wow that leaves a lot of things for me to do .. thanks my lovely friend ... mmmmm or does it!? :)
 
 

Posted by
Long
on 2008-05-07 23:17:30
 
LOL, Great stuff E2S
Hoping on Da Plane now

Grabs a Black robe and som white face paint.

I be Death to Da Deabeat!
 
 

Posted by
EasyToSay
on 2008-05-07 23:21:17
 
Long - where R U DEPARTING from DUDE?? :)
 
 

Posted by
anotherdaze
on 2008-05-07 23:55:07
 
no Dinglebarry Douche bags allowed!
 
 

Posted by
EasyToSay
on 2008-05-08 00:10:36
 
AD - definitely don't desire Dinglebarry Douche dags!!! :)
 
 

Posted by
angelwings
on 2008-05-08 03:13:12
 
(First of all, great post) Secondly, i'm coming too!!!
*Hurriedly packs her kickboxing stuff incase she runs into FOTY*
lets get the party started!!!
 
 

Posted by
EasyToSay
on 2008-05-08 06:55:34
 
Angel, of course you need to be there... only friends allowed!! :)
 
 

Posted by
prelude2it
on 2008-05-08 10:19:48
 
That was Definately to Die for. I thought it was cute :)
 
 

Posted by
whiteknight
on 2008-05-08 12:37:30
 
Can I dring a Date that actucally has seen a Dingo? (wonder who I will bring???)
 
 

Posted by
missmarie
on 2008-05-08 12:49:04
 
Delishously, Devilish iDea you have there my friend, i'd bring the Dip but you just got rid of one of those he he
 
 

Posted by
lastblastkl
on 2008-05-08 15:55:26
 
hey easy,,,,can i come???? i'll leave my dickhead in the states unless BE wants to add his pic to the DARTBOARD...HURRAY if he does the i can throw Darts too.....i'll be the second DIVORCEE there and we'll be DELICIOUSLY happy....can i bring a date??? oh,,,his name starts with WHAT ELSE??? a 'D'....k
 
 

Posted by
tonyrayhutchison
on 2008-05-08 19:02:31
 
Wait, wait!!! Can I be the Devil!!! I'm so in!!!! and let FOTY know I'm the first to break his knees!!!
 
 

Posted by
Long
on 2008-05-08 22:46:55
 
Sorry TH I think BE has the kneecaps reserved.

And my steelcaps have a Dace Date with his Dangleberrys.

You'D have to Deviously Destroy some other part of Dastardly Deadbeat Dad.

*on knees* Look Boss De Plane De Plane!
i'D be heaDDing out of aDelaiDe E2S.
 
 

Posted by
BootLady
on 2008-05-08 23:19:56
 
I'm Donning my Demented Dandilion Duds! Save me a seat on Da plane!
 
 


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