This is too funny, I have to share 
Finally we are all home for the week-end.
Friday night we were out shopping, and managed to get home in time for dinner, and a quick read.
Saturday the kids went off with their Dad, leaving me with a few hours to myself, which is another story!
Today Sunday, we've been in and out all day.
Miss 8 had a dance exam in the morning, which she got a HIGHLY COMMENDABLE grade.
Which is second from the Highest, which is a DISTINCTION.
I was very impressed by her grade, since she only practised ONCE at home. All other practices were done in class. Her friend (BF) who was her dance partner for the exam, received a DISTINCTION.
Now it is not my place to judge, but BF's mother MADE her daughter practice every night.
Which had BF complaining to Miss 8 about.
Anyway to cut a long story short this had us out this morning.
Then Miss 8 (oh she's such a social thing) was out this afternoon, helping a friend paint her cubby house.
So finally when Miss 8 came home, both Miss 8 and Master 5 had a bath together.
As they were drying themselves, I heard Master 5 asking Miss 8 where her Penis was.
"I don't have a Penis!" Exclaimed Miss 8.
"Yes you do, but it is inside your Vagina." Master 5 said in all earnest.
I could hear them from the other room and thought about going in to clarify, but it was too funny listening.
Master 5 went on.
"You do have a penis, just can't see yours." He said.
"No, I have a vagina, not a penis." Miss 8 followed on.
"Oh. Well where has your Penis gone?" Master 5 backed down.
"I don't have one, girls don't have them." Miss 8 explained.
Master 5 gave up at that point, and came out forgetting the whole Missing Penis quest.
Too funny!!!
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