Lately our "young" TIGER has become a little aggressive, tonight he scratched me on my eye lid drawing blood. Tomorrow I'm selling him to the nearest bidder!
Just kidding Miss 8 would kill me. He attacked Master 5's leg the other day, and Master 5 cried out
"He's made me bleed blood."
Tonight, he made me bleed blood! I am not happy!
Anyway here is the advertisement that I don't think would net him many interested buyers, but it may give you a bit of a laugh, or maybe you can relate?
One Tabby cat for sale.
Not quite 12 months old (birthday 17 September 2007)
Can open Shower doors, when you are in the shower.
Likes to inspect the toilet, from the toilet seat, during flush cycle.
Happily rolls out the toilet paper for you in advance.
(too bad it goes all over the floor)
Supervises hand washing of the dishes.
Enjoys playing with the soap suds.
Tests the temperature of the fridge by sitting inside fridge.
Inspects Dishwashers from the inside
- has occassional been squashed by the lower tray.
Has been known to fall into baths full of children.
To date without scratching any child.
Happy to put razor sharp nail holes in your curtains.... all the way up.
Oh and air-rates your couch cushions again razor sharp nails! 
Enjoys kicking litter all around the laundry room.
Impatient when the said litter tray is being cleaned.
Will attempt to go to the toilet in the bag you are cleaning up the tray with.
Attacks Dogs, speciality for piercing dogs ears.
Will pick on animals larger than itself when given the chance.
Chases laser pointers up walls
Chases shadows up and down walls
Has been known to jump up and turn on the light switches.
Has a tendancy to launch himself at your face, ensuring puncture marks
Often requiring prising off with both hands.
Is known to stalk and attack your leg
Is more than willing to bite if a finger is put in front of his face.
(well it would be annoying right?)
Will attach himself to your arm, while biting
and doing the double kick action with his legs.
Leaving scratch marks up one end of your arm
and
Bite marks at the other end.
Does not like to be challenged with a stare, and will respond aggressively
Has been known to launch from the bench at my face!
Will attack ex husbands,
Which in itself is a talent since that is only possible 1.5 hours per week.
Thinks he's part dog, he does respond to noises and will inspect them.
Or at least stare intently at something, leading me to believe there might be a stranger in the house!!!!!!
A delight, house trained, no waiting.
Anybody interested??
Call 1500 - devil-cat
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