Why don't you just say it, Doug - it was ME, okay?? I'm the one who called you a meanie in public. And I stand by it too. You go around all bragging about how you have M&M's and then you say you won't share??? Nice. Very nice. We all thought you were a good guy, and now we find out that you flunked kindergarten etiquette!! Sharing is the first thing they teach you!!

Well fine. Go then. Don't trip over your bottom lip on the way out! :P

I only had 3... and I found them in a couch... how dare you judge me for my habbit.. and I did not cal you out... no one knew it was you i never said your name. I can not beleive you would be so cold hearted... I offered you a life saver and you threw it back in my face... i know what M&Ms do to people... i know how they ruin lives... and you just turned me away... fine... I understand... you are nothing to me....

Okay FINE! If that's the way you want it, then I'M LEAVING TOO! HMPF!

don't leave on my account... who will they have to push them around and tell them off?? they need you... I am just no one... you saw to that.

don't try to stop me....

You ate M&Ms out of the couch Doug. You are a junky, that is just gross. Picking them up out of anywhere and popping them in your mouth. Maybe you need some M&M rehab. He really has a sickness Bootlady. He needs professional help.

**bursting into tears** they melted in my mouth.... not in my hands... I could not resist... I could not stop my self... then I found out later that one of them was.... oh god I can not say it.... one of them... ***sobs*** was a skittle......

Oh yuck! That's just creepy!

Okay I'm REALLY leaving this time...you can't stop me!

**sticks out foot and trips her** See... See... I am reduced to tremmors... i can not even controll my own body....

You guys are hilarious:)

DOUG!

I SO GOT YOUR BACK, MAN!

this isn't gonna happen to you like it's happened to so many OTHERS - CHASED out 'cause they didn't know better, when it was good to stop eating those crunchy but soft chocolaty treats.

BUT that's not the point...
BOOTLADY has singled you out...
SHE is the sort of person that plays a-wop-bop-loo-bop with people an then TOSSES them out after taking their 'medication'.
THOUGHTS.COM is not that kind of place.
YOU will be supported by your fiends... because we are ALL HERE!!

PEACE!

thank you stick man... good to know i have some help on this... its hard... really hard... ***sobs*** she used me...

Oh for Pete's sake, will you stop your whining?? It's getting to be a bit much, don'tcha think? Cripes! Nobody's chasing him, sticky, he's just being a big baby!

You guys just caused me to piss on myself. WAY TO GO! lol

haha no problem... it's all fun and games untill someone pees their pants.... then it's frickin Hill-Ary-Us

Geeze, here was I reading this with tears flowing down my face, yelling Doug don't go, please don't go,I've just got to know you, even if only a little bit, I'm shattered, truly shattered, Doug I will share my M&M's with you as long as you don't tell any of them others. Sharn wipes the monitor once more, wish all of yous would please give a warning about eating and reading your blogs and posts. LMTLAO.

well now you know... :)

habbit = hobbit + rabbit? Is there some subtext here that I'm missing?

trix are for kids

hold on... I am short fat and hairy but calling me a hobbit is a bit much... we are going to put you in line with bootlady and her calling me a meanie...

rollin on the floor @!@#$%^&*()_+_)(*&^%$#@#$%^&*()(*&^%&am p;*&^%$#%^&%$#@$%^&*^%$#
laffin so hard !@#$%^&*()__)(*&^%#$@#$%^$@#!
I cant type!! !@#$()_P&^Y%

With a comment section like this ~ who needs blogs!!!

lol we like to have fun

Puhleeze don't go Doug,we are nothing without you. I believe you are being used, yes used. ET (the floozy) has been wooing you. Those M&M's between the cushions didn't get there by accident. Think hard now- how did you become addicted? Were you given a taste for free, and then found yourself counting change to get your own?

Whoa there...floozy?? Okay, the M&M plant is plausible but FLOOZY??

I got YOUR back, Boots:P Floozy was out of left field and unnecessary. How dare she:P Let me at 'er.

Well for you I will stay Circe... I think you are right... I think ET did give me the crunchy candy sweetness... and then stopped... I think it is all clear now. You pegged it... It will be hard... but with the help of my friends I can kick this habbit... and I can fight off ET and never back slide into the yummy chocolate goodness again

LMAO Hahaha :D.

Sorry boots, ET has weilded her wiley womanly ways with an innocent unsuspecting male here. I would never accuse YOU, but evil twin does chew through the ropes now and again. Unless... Careful there Doug, you had me palpitating with your decriptives.

Please don't cry about the skittle. It's ok! I laughed my head off:D

I wish I was funny.

Ahhhh, if only you knew!