> One evening a husband, thinking he was being funny, said to his wife
> "Perhaps we should start washing your clothes in Slim Fast. Maybe it
> would take a few inches off of your behind!!"
>
> His wife was not amused, and decided that she simply couldn't let such a
> comment go unrewarded.
>
> The next morning the husband took a pair of underwear out of his drawer.
> "What the Heck is this?", he said to himself as a little "dust" cloud
> appeared when he shook them out.
>
> "Wanda," he hollered into the bathroom, "why did you put talcum powder
> in my underwear?"
>
> She replied with a snicker:.... "It's not talcum powder...... It's
> 'Miracle Grow'."
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