Here's the story. Tuesday morning I had my annual checkup. Nothing big nothing special or so I thought, but I was dead wrong. Instead of being a normal checkup, it was a extraordinary one. To start things out I was extremely tired I'd get in get any sleep the night before. And then an outrageously fine intern walked in and I instantly felt like I had 10 cups of coffee. But that's not the important part. In case you're wondering though here's a brief description of what she looked like. She was a extremely beautiful young woman, about 5'6" tall maybe a little taller. Middle eastern descent definitely born in American though. And some other stuff, but that stuff is not important. Okay okay her body was definitely nine if it was a scale from one to 10 are you satisfied? I'm glad. This is not about her, it's about me. Now here is the FYI. I am in a wheelchair, and I just got my new one about three weeks ago. And they did not know how much the new chair weighted in at. So we've finally got that figured out, and in the end I lost 16 pounds excuse me 16.4 pounds to be exact. Now you might say big deal right, but for a person they can't move around very much that is a huge fucking deal. It's actually bigger than huge its gigantic. And I was indeed quite shocked, and the doctor asked me if I was dieting or not. I said no which was the truth. I mean I would occasionally eat Subway since there is a restaurant right around the corner from my house. I like that place, and quite frankly you doesn't? Right?

        The doctor asked me if I was still smoking. And I said yes because I am still smoking, and I don't lie. And the thought occurred to me that that might have something to do with it. Also I live in Florida so I tend to sweat a lot. So I told her what I thought it was and she agreed with me. So between Jerod and cigarettes and sweating I lost 16 pounds. It worked for me can work for you? In closing I would like to say FUCK YOU Jenny Craig.................................................