Hotdog fever

OK my loving and loyal fans of mine, I've got something for you to definitely think about. Yes like the title, this is going to be about hot dogs. Well yes hot dogs and something else. The something else to which I'm referring to is the significance of the little Oscar Mayer King effect on the men and women of today's society and on the society of yesteryear. That's a good word yesteryear. Oh anyway as I was saying this is about hot dogs.

There is absolutely nothing more American than hotdog's. I mean let's face it you can probably picture Uncle Sam eating on one after the famous I want you poster was done. It's synonymous with our culture. Nothing says America like an assortment of processed meat all put together to form portable nutrition. But like many things it can mean all sorts of things to all sorts of people. I'm only going to mention the differences that your average man and woman.

Man's connection

When a man eats a hotdog, he's reminded of baseball, the Fourth of July, maybe of a memorable camping trip and finally. Do I measure up to his damn thing? And then takes a couple bites and then he says this. Oh yes now it's perfect.

A women's connection

When a woman eats one, it's almost exactly the same as the man's fondness for it. Except for a few slight differences like this. John's was bigger last night. Or this. It's about time I taste something good. Oh yes that's just the mustard.

It seems only right that Americans love hotdogs. Processed food for a processed society, a society named the United States of America