" Life's disappointments are much harder to take when you don't know any swear words."

bullshit!
You can either stay or leave but for me it's better for you to leave.
Tomorow will be another day.

Forgiveness is the closest we humans can get to being divine.

live your life to the fullest

laugh at all the things that dont matte

and love with all that you have and more


each and every time

This isn't real nice but my 12 year old told his older brother to "Say it don't gay it". They pass the slamming comments back and forth and I had never heard that and I'm not sure what it means but the kids hit the floor laughing.

A good friend will bail you out of jail, but a best friend will be sitting right next to you saying, "Damn, we really screwed up!"

When a young man complains that a young lady has no heart, its almost certain she has his.

This is a quote I live by everyday: Free your mind of judgement.

When all is lost, go get it back.
When faced with overwhelming odds be impossible.

yesterday was your easy day, tomorrrow will be your hardest day.

beat it scum ball.

if you screw up make sure it is a good screw up.

Why me and not you?

"Get up one time more than you fall"

"I didn't fail 2000 times, it took me 2000 tries to invent the lighbulb"- Edison

"the monkey doesn't tell me what to play, and I don't tell the monkey how to spend his money" Inspector Clouseau in 'the pink panther'

black holes are where god divided by zero.

If a cop pulls you over and says "gee your eyes are bloodshot, have you been drinking?" it's NOT a good idea to say "gee your eyes are glazed over, have you been eating donuts?"

I'm a nobody, nobody's perfect. Therefore, i am perfect. =)

black holes are where god divided by zero.

If a cop pulls you over and says "gee your eyes are bloodshot, have you been drinking?" it's NOT a good idea to say "gee your eyes are glazed over, have you been eating donuts?"

I'm a nobody, nobody's perfect. Therefore, i am perfect. =)

Three quotes I like very much. (M.K. Gandhi)

A "No" uttered from the deepest conviction is better than a "Yes" merely uttered to please, or worse, to avoid trouble.

An error does not become truth by reason of multiplied propagation, nor does truth become error because nobody sees it.

Live as if you were to die tomorrow. Learn as if you were to live forever.

being an enemy to a generous is no trouble as being a friend to a meanie...

expecting people to share is against sharing.. and not sharing leads to expecting...

the worst of worst is flashing the worst!

the most high is the most humble...

greed makes a prince lose position...

a wise cannot agrue with an idiot...

the biggest mistake is exposing mistakes others made and you have it too...

“Our deepest fear is not that we are inadequate. Our deepest fear is that we are powerful beyond measure. It is our light, not our darkness that most frightens us. We ask ourselves, Who am I to be brilliant, gorgeous, talented, fabulous? Actually, who are you not to be? You are a child of God. Your playing small does not serve the world. There is nothing enlightened about shrinking so that other people won’t feel insecure around you. We are all meant to shine, as children do. We were born to make manifest the glory of God that is within us. It’s not just in some of us; it’s in everyone. And as we let our own light shine, we unconsciously give other people permission to do the same. As we are liberated from our own fear, our presence automatically liberates others.�

i know this is a bit longer, but it is my favorite quote of all time.

“Our deepest fear is not that we are inadequate. Our deepest fear is that we are powerful beyond measure. It is our light, not our darkness that most frightens us. We ask ourselves, Who am I to be brilliant, gorgeous, talented, fabulous? Actually, who are you not to be? You are a child of God. Your playing small does not serve the world. There is nothing enlightened about shrinking so that other people won’t feel insecure around you. We are all meant to shine, as children do. We were born to make manifest the glory of God that is within us. It’s not just in some of us; it’s in everyone. And as we let our own light shine, we unconsciously give other people permission to do the same. As we are liberated from our own fear, our presence automatically liberates others.�

i know this is a bit longer, but it is my favorite quote of all time.

“Our deepest fear is not that we are inadequate. Our deepest fear is that we are powerful beyond measure. It is our light, not our darkness that most frightens us. We ask ourselves, Who am I to be brilliant, gorgeous, talented, fabulous? Actually, who are you not to be? You are a child of God. Your playing small does not serve the world. There is nothing enlightened about shrinking so that other people won’t feel insecure around you. We are all meant to shine, as children do. We were born to make manifest the glory of God that is within us. It’s not just in some of us; it’s in everyone. And as we let our own light shine, we unconsciously give other people permission to do the same. As we are liberated from our own fear, our presence automatically liberates others.�
this is my favorite quote of all time. :)

Life's a laugh:
Enjoy.


- Ronald of Saghnh Sherlikhe

don't take no wooden nickels

It's okay to pass gas; it's when you start passing cops that you're bound to get into trouble.

The truth will set you free, but your perception of the truth will keep you on bondage....Its better to have character, then be a character...

Sorry for the typing error. The above quote should be; the truth will set you free, but your perception of the truth will keep you in bondage.

Don't play leap frog with a unicorn.

"Talent is cheaper than table salt. What separates the talented individual from the successful one is a lot of hard work."

-- Stephen King

Thanks for all of the wonderful life advice.
I love them all.

"Don't wait for it to happen. Don't even want it to happen. Just watch what does happen."

"Every time you wake up and ask yourself, "What good things am I going to do today?", remember that when the sun goes down at sunset, it will take a part of your life with it." - Proverb, "Indian Proverb"

"To be alone is to be different, to be different is to be alone." Suzanne Gordon.
"To fear love is to fear life and those who fear life are already three parts dead." Bertrand Russell.
"Everything has a beauty but not everyone sees it." Confucius.
"I always knew looking back on the tears would make me laugh but I never realized looking back on the laughs would make me cry." Anonymous.
"Life isn’t fair. It’s just fairer than death. That’s all."William Goldman

Party Like A Rockstar...f**K lIKE a Pornstar

crime is getting worse; look at all the online bicycle thefts.

Live the day like there's no tomorrow!

Gravity is the man and he's Holding us down.

they say love don't cost a thing, but i'd rather loose my money than my heart.

Your only as great as the love you have for others.

Be beautiful if you can, be wise if you want, but be respected, that is essential!

“The only people for me are the mad ones, the ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn, like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars..."

Have a safe lunch. Use a condiment.

A college degree does not reduce the length of your ears; it conceals it!

If you want to be seen !! Stand Up !!
If you want to be heard ! Speak Up !!
But, If you want to be respected !! SHUT UP !!

"dont have a conversation with the monkey until the organ grinder leaves the room" i have no fucking idea what that means but some surfer dude told me that one time...?

my fav "when you feel alone just look at the spaces between your fingers and remember thats where mine fit perfectly..."

"wow this is gay" joey

you may be my best friend but if the zombies chases us i am tripping you!

Success is not final
Failure is not fatal
It is the courage to suceed that counts!

The glory of God is intelligence.

"It's like getting a shot. Without the medicine." ... -Me

The darkest hour only has 60 minutes.

Oops I remembered an even better one.

"Life is hard enough, it's even harder when you're stupid."
John Wayne

the only risk you take is not taking a risk at all! ~ my dad. although he got it elsewhere.

If I could see tomorrow I would know my destiny, which would allow me to alter today's mistakes. So then tomorrow is the result of what I do today ~Big D

Life is like a joss-stick. It stinks and then it's over.

True friends are like bras: Holds you together and is always there for support. xx

Your heart understands what your head cannot yet conceive; trust your heart.

Never yawn while driving past skunk roadkill.

Still waters....
Won't get you very far without a paddle.

Just when everything feels like it is going against you, just remember that an airplane takes off against the wind. President Ford

Never eat something your mom never cooked before and the entire room of people do not want to try first.

Don't tug on Supermans cape.
Don't spit into the wind.
Don't pull the mask off the ole Long Ranger.
And don't mess around with Slim.
:)

Justify your mind.
Embrace your intelligence.
Question your answers.
Continue searching.
Stive to be better.
Never satisfy your hunger.
Thrist for knowledge.

-Zhara Mian ©

"There's nothing here to take forgranted. With each breath that we take, the hands of time strip youth from out bodies, and we FADE. Memories reamain, As time goes on..."

This is my favorit quote of all time! I got it from a song called "Unbound" by my favorite band "Avenged Sevenfold". check them out! they will rock your world!

For every two seconds of joy there are twenty minutes of misery; so be grateful for those two seconds of misery

and one day we'll do something so wonderful everyone in the world will get goosebumps... - Trina Paulus, Hope for the Flowers.

You can never truly appreciate something that you have not earned.

Imagine all the people, Living life in peace. You may say, I'm a dreamer, but I'm not the only one. I hope some day, you'll join us... And the world will live as one. - John Lennon, Imagine.

and one day we'll do something so wonderful everyone in the world will get goosebumps... - Trina Paulus, Hope for the Flowers.

You can never truly appreciate something that you have not earned.

Imagine all the people, Living life in peace. You may say, I'm a dreamer, but I'm not the only one. I hope some day, you'll join us... And the world will live as one. - John Lennon, Imagine.

"We are what we repeatedly do therefore execelence is not an act but a habit.."-henry david thoreau

"After a while you learn the subtle difference between holding a hand and chaining a soul, and you learn that love doesn't mean leaning and company doesn't mean security, and you begin to learn that kisses aren't contracts and presents aren't promises, and you begin to accept your defeats with your head up and your eyes open, with the grace of an adult, not the grief of a child. You learn to build all your roads on today because tomorrow's ground is too uncertain for plans. After a while you learn that even sunshine burns if you get too much. So, plant your own garden and decorate your own soul, instead of waiting for someone to bring you flowers. And you learn that you really can endure... that you really are strong, and you really do have worth. And you learn. And you learn. And you learn."

http://postsecret.blogspot.com/

read these secrets and your life will change for good. or make you inspired ^_^ did for me.

does this dress make me look fat ??

Believe only in yourself and you will be thankful all your life since you will find yourself a happy, peaceful and fulfilled human being.

As beautiful as some moments are, they are evil when they are gone

"This above all; To thine own self be true"
- William Shakespeare

early to bed, early to rise is for losers... we're gunna party all night long!! - Stephen Colbert
when I find myself in times of trouble mother mary comes to me, speaking words of wisdom, let it be. - let it be, the beatles
oh and i loved that Shakespeare quote, the blondeone

what do you call 3 lesbians in a closet?

A liquor cabinet.

i am X-RAY CAT! I can see through wooden doors!!!

Its not a quote, but a joke (you said amuse me so I will try).

The comedian is Russel Howard, he's English and he is hilarious:

"Do you think when the Queen goes to bed she pulls the quilt up to her neck and says to Philip 'look I'm a stamp!'"

"If life were a movie, then it wouldn't be heaven- it would be hell."

"Live life to the fullest, but don't kill yourself in the process!"

♥ :) ♥

Life isn't fair. It's just fairer than death, that's all. - William Goldman, "The Princess Bride"

The real trouble with reality is that there is no background music.

Music says the words we are too afraid to speak out loud.

Not all scares show, not all wounds heal. Sometimes you can't alway see the pain that someone feels.

Not to self: It is illegal to stab people for being stupid.

There things that you don't want to happen but you have to accept & there are things you don't want to know but you have to learn & there are people you can't live without but you have to let go.

You can close your eyes from things you don't want to see; but you can't close your heart on things you don't want to feel.

I was going to take over the world but I got distracted by something sparkly.

"Success is having to worry about every damn thing in the world except money" -Johnny Cash-

That's probably my favorite quote ever... and it's so true!

Good things fall apart so better things can fall together <3

"I like pigs. Dogs look up to us and cats look down on us. But pigs? Yeah...they treat us like equals."- Winston Churchill

A good friend will give you a shoulder to cry on when someone does you wrong...but a best friend will help you bury the body!

the only thing a girl should chase....is a SHOT!!!!!! lmao

ummmm....FUCK THE POLICE

Live laugh love & scream at the sky - Phat

• I sail my ship alone, yet I still have mutinies! – Anon, Brighton.
• If you want to feel like Cinderella, you have to dress for the ball. – Phat,
• If at first you don’t succeed, try and try again, then give up, you don’t want to look stupid. - Phat
• You’re up shit creek in a barbed wire canoe using a pitchfork as a paddle. – Phat,
• A fox has many tricks, a hedgehog just one, but it’s a good one. - A Roman proverb.
• I like the word ‘indolence’ it makes my laziness seem smart. - Taxman, 321
• We don’t stop playing because we grow old - we grow old because we stop playing.
• In our 20’s we know all the answers, in our 40’s we know all the questions, in our 60’s we realize know neither.
• Nostalgia isn’t what it used to be.
• Some people see things as they are and say why? I dream things that never were and say why not? – George Shaw
• ‘I am returning this excellent paper to you because someone has written a load of nonsense and put your name on top.’ – History Teacher at school
• ‘Experience is a hard teacher, because she gives the test first and the lesson later.’ – Vernon Law.
• If there is no wind, then row.
• The answer to life the universe and everything is ……… 42. – Hitch-hikers guide to the galaxy.
• If you don’t want to live in shadow, then face toward the sun – Maori proverb

Live laugh love & scream at the sky - Phat

I sail my ship alone, yet I still have mutinies! – Anon, Brighton.

If you want to feel like Cinderella, you have to dress for the ball. – Phat,

If at first you don’t succeed, try and try again, then give up, you don’t want to look stupid. - Phat

You’re up shit creek in a barbed wire canoe using a pitchfork as a paddle. – Phat,

A fox has many tricks, a hedgehog just one, but it’s a good one. - A Roman proverb.

I like the word ‘indolence’ it makes my laziness seem smart. - Taxman, 321

We don’t stop playing because we grow old - we grow old because we stop playing.

In our 20’s we know all the answers, in our 40’s we know all the questions, in our 60’s we realize know neither.

Nostalgia isn’t what it used to be.

Some people see things as they are and say why? I dream things that never were and say why not? – George Shaw

‘I am returning this excellent paper to you because someone has written a load of nonsense and put your name on top.’ – History Teacher at school

‘Experience is a hard teacher, because she gives the test first and the lesson later.’ – Vernon Law.

If there is no wind, then row.

The answer to life the universe and everything is ……… 42. – Hitch-hikers guide to the galaxy.

If you don’t want to live in shadow, then face toward the sun – Maori proverb

We could learn a lot from crayons:
some are sharp,
some are pretty,
some are dull,
some have weird names,
and all are different colors......
but they all have to learn
to live in the same box.

enjoy life to the fullest...cuz no one gets out alive

Love isn't blind. Its friggin retarded. <3
In the darkest hour of the darkest day the demist light shines bright.
Always be kind to every one your meet..for you never know what they have been through or how hard it is for them to get up ever morning and pretend everything is ok.
Karma is a bigger bitch then i could ever be. And guess what your next on her list.>)

"everything happens for a reason"

the best way to make no mistakes is to do nothing

About change Every really new idea looks crazy at first.
Alfred North Whitehead (1861-1947)

The important thing is never to stop questioning.
Albert Einstein

If you want to make enemies, try to change something.
Woodrow Wilson (1856-1924)



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About leadership No person can be a great leader unless he takes genuine joy in the successes of those under him.
W. A. Nance

Only the suppressed word is dangerous.
Ludwig Börne



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Miscellaneous The most important service rendered by the press and the magazines is that of educating people to approach printed matter with distrust.
Samuel Butler (1612-1680)

You must believe in free will; there is no choice.
Isaac Bashevis Singer (1904-1991)

This report, by its very length, defends itself against the risk of being read.
Winston Churchill (1874-1965)

I haven't failed, I've found 10,000 ways that don't work.
Thomas Edison (1847-1931)

Useless laws weaken necessary laws.
Charles de Secondat, Baron de Montesquieu (1689-1775)

The nice thing about standards is, there are so many to choose from.
Work expands to fill the time available for its completion.
C. Northcote Parkinson

Half the work that is done in this world is to make things appear what they are not.
Elias Root Beadle

The illiterate of the 21st century will not be those who cannot read and write, but those who cannot learn, unlearn, and relearn.
Alvin Toffler

Why does the Air Force need expensive new bombers? Have the people we've been bombing over the years been complaining?
George Wallace

A cynic is a man who knows the price of everything, and the value of nothing.
Oscar Wilde

Don't say you don't have enough time. You have exactly the same number of hours per day that were given to Helen Keller, Pasteur, Michaelangelo, Mother Teresa, Leonardo da Vinci, Thomas Jefferson, and Albert Einstein.
H. Jackson Brown

It's kind of fun to do the impossible.
Walt Disney

"the main thing is to keep the main thing the main thing"
-father carl scherrer

"Fruitloops are like gay cheerios." :)

"Dont follow my foot steps... no No NOOOOO! I told you not to follow my footsteps I run into walls..." hehehe I love it

If you don't like the way i play,fine! I'll take your toys and go home!!!!!!

How many years are you going to ruin your life trying to ruin theirs?

Quote by me...

How many years are you going to ruin your life trying to ruin theirs?

Quote by me...

How many years are you going to ruin your life trying to ruin theirs?

Quote by me...

"You can't make a wife out of a whore" Choke On This by Senses Fail

"You can't make a wife out of a whore" Choke On This by Senses Fail

It's like bringing a knife to a gunfight

"I'm freakin pumped! I've been drinking green tea all goddamn day!" - Rico from Hot Rod

"First best is falling in love. Second best is being in love. Least best is falling out of love.But any of it is better than never having been in love" -M.Angelou

"the truly rich man is not he who has the most, but the one who needs the least."-unknown

"Creativity is more important than knowledge"-Einstein

I'd rather be an open sinner than a false saint.

"all you need is love" - John Lennon.

"believing someone is perfect doesn't mean you believe they're flawless. but saying you would never change any of their flaws." - unknown.

for me... my favorite now is.....

*****WHY NOT?*****

i was going to say 'why not' too...but already taken so how about "if you're going to walk on thin ice, you might as well dance"

better to say nothing and seem like a fool than to say it and leave no doubt..

Favorites off of the top of my head:
"If they give you ruled paper, write the other way."-J­uan Ramon Jimenez

"I must create a system or be enslaved by another mans; I will not reason and compare: my business is to create."­-William Blake

"How much has to be explored and discarded before reaching the naked flesh of feeling?"-Claude Debussy

"I've never met a person I couldn't call a beauty."­-Andy Warhol

"I don't know where I'm going from here, but I promise it won't be boring."­-David Bowie

"Someti­mes you're flush and sometimes you're bust, and when you're up, it's never as good as it seems, and when you're down, you never think you'll be up again, but life goes on."-Bl­ow

three can keep a secret....
if two are dead

Ignorance is bliss.

Live without regret.Everyone makes mistakes. Learn from them and move on. Do not let the small things eat you alive.

"For all sad words of tongue and pen, the saddest are those "it might have been"" - John Greenleaf Whittier.

"It does not do to dwell on dreams and forget to live."

All that is necessary for evil to triumph is that good men do nothing.
Edmund Burke

SaM

Mama said there would be days like these!
The more sex you have ,the better it will get.
Never judge a book by its cover ,you could miss the very best parts.

life full of dissappointment get used to it ause suck it up princess cause the world does not revolve around you!!----- thats what my ex said to me when he broke up with me and its what i will remeber for ever ----- he is a stupid man whore!!!!

Me: Jaidon are you gonna be emo when you grow up?
lilman: No i'm not a puff

Evan: Yeah chicks go nuts for that... the male camel toe.
Seth: Yea yea! The camel tail. (Superbad)

The cure for boredom is curiosity. There is no cure for curiosity. (Dorothy Parker)

Mac MacGuff: Look, in my opinion the best thing you can do is find a person who loves you for exactly what you are. Good mood, bad mood, ugly, pretty, handsome, what-have-you. The right person is still going to think the sun shines out of your ass. That's the kind of person that's worth sticking with.(Juno)

I never think of the future - it comes soon enough. (Albert Einstein)

Leonard: We need to widen our circle.
Sheldon: I have a very wide circle. I have 212 friends on myspace.
Leonard: Yes, and you’ve never met one of them.
Sheldon: That’s the beauty of it. (Big Bang Theory)

Me: do you think this dress is nice?
mulan: Yes if you want to look like a ten year old jew

What is defeat? Nothing but education; nothing but the first step to something better.
(Wendell Phillips)

Pedro: Vote for me, and all your wildest dreams will come true. (Napoleon Dynamite)

Never trust anything that can think for itself if you can't see where it keeps its brain. (J.K.Rowling)

Me (on a crowded train): Fat people need feeding!!

Marlin: It's because I like you, I don't want to be with you. It's a complicated emotion. (Finding Nemo)

Donkey: ...take drastic steps, kick it to the curb. Don't mess wit' me. I'm the Stair Master. I've mastered the stairs. I wish I had a step right here, right now, I'd step all over it. (Shrek)

Marshall: I'm not a gay pirate, I have sex with my parrot all the time! (How I Met Your Mother)

Baloo: Now, look. It's like this, little britches. All you gotta do is...
Baloo: [singing] Look for the bare necessities / The simple bare necessities / Forget about your worries and your strife / I mean the bare necessities / Are Mother Nature's recipies / That bring the bare necessities of life / Wherever I wander / Wherever I roam / I couldn't be fonder / Of my big home / The bees are buzzin' in the tree / To make some honey just for me / When you look under the rocks and plants / And take a glance at the fancy ants / Then maybe try a few...
Mowgli: You eat ants?
Baloo: You better believe it. And you're gonna love the way they tickle. (Jungle Book)

Are you upset cos your shoe is scratched?- liverpoollovely

I was sick on my chin- me

Hopefully this amuses you :)

Most toilets flush in the key of E flat.

SaM

"...and the horse you rode in on."

"Laugh If You Want.. I Dont Care.. Think That You Are Much Smarter Then The Poor And The Damned Lunatic.. I Dont Care.. But Think About It.. You Are A Dead Thing.. Just like Me. You Dead, And Were Reborn This Way.. What? You And Me.. Different? ... Simple.. I Remember Everything I Saw While I Was Completely And Truly Dead...You Would Be Crazy As Well.."

You Died*** And Were Reborn...

live life but dont abuse it u may just get carma!!!!!!!!!! wwwwwwwwwwooooooooooo u in troble!!!

life is like a box of chocolates, salt and cuts
there are sweet times and there are some that feel like salt in a wound ... IT BUUURRRNNNNNNNSSSSSSSSSSSSS =)

“Only as high as I reach can I grow, only as far as I seek can I go, only as deep as I look can I see, only as much as I dream can I be.�
Karen Ravn

I love this quote. x

"A good friend will help you move. A BEST friend will help you move a BODY"

(let me know where to bring the shovel!!!)

The most beautiful thing we can experience is the mysterious...

Albert Einstein

The right thing at the wrong time is the wrong thing.
~Joshua Harris

Life understood is life lived.
~Waking Life(2001)

God, grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to know the difference.

Don't regret the things of your past, learn from your mistakes and try like hell not to repeat them.

Don't leave someone for whats on the other side of the fence... it's not always greener, and usually a lot messier than you anticipated.

Read the Zombie Survival Series on Thoughts.com

If i could some up this weekend it two words... Absinthe and sodomy.

When I got all the answers to the question of life they changed the questions.

The trouble with the world is that stupid are cocksure and intelligent are full of doubt.

If someone looks straight into your eyes and on top of that adds a very firm shake hand then defiantly something is wrong.

Love doesn%u2019t know its strength itself until the point of separation.


BUT THEN THEY ALSO SAY


If you really really are in love, you will find a way.

You might make a perfect judgment. But never give out the reason because your judgment might be right but the reason would probably be wrong.

ITS BETTER 2 BE HATED 4 WHAT U ARE, THAN 2 BE LOVED 4 WHAT UR NOT...ANDRE GIDE

which bridge to burn.. which bridge to cross

Dolphins are smarter than humans, whales are the kings of earth.
if we all have a purpos for being here, I'm not sure what mine is.
the largest word in the world is only three letters long, and it's
the most asked, ( why ) if ( if ) were a fith we'd all be drunk.
if the world worked together and started trading, we wouldn't be in
a recestion, what if the whole world was at peace, know why they won't release the cure for the common cold? population control.
if they started cureing people, the world would become over populated. So why don't the U.S. stop getting involved in everyones wars, because, they think others would bring the wars to the U.S..
the bible, nation will rise against nation, there will be wars in the holly land. just before the second coming of christ, the lord will send his angles and they will bring with them fire and brimstone. and sainten's army will rise against them. all mankind will be erased from earth. volcanos will erupt, oceans will rise, storms will rage across the citys, earth quakes will rumble, no one will be safe. I do hope my time comes before this takes place.

Always bite off more than you can chew & chew like hell!

It is a sin to believe evil of others, but it is seldom a mistake.

Don't sweat Tomorrow, for two days from Today, Tomorrow will be Yesterday!!!

My own qoute for life is...

We all go through shit so just get over it and suck it up!!!

It's better to have a gun and not need it.

Than need a gun and NOT HAVE IT!

Loved this one..haha!



"Life is hard enough, it's even harder when you're stupid."
John Wayne

THANK YOU PEOPLE, FOR ALL THE QUOTES~..I LOVE THEM~

ITS BETTER 2 BE HATED 4 WHAT U ARE, THAN 2 BE LOVED 4 WHAT UR NOT...ANDRE GIDE

LOVE IT!

To see the world in a grain of sand
Or heaven in a wild flower,
Hold infinity in the palm of your hand
And eternity for an hour.
-William Blake.

The future is just the past, with the lights on.

"Love is like pooping in your pants. Sure it feels all warm and comfy at first but eventually it begins to stink!!"

'it's me or the highway'- my husband

i kinda like it (^.^)

and "Carpe Diem" meaning 'just do what u want like there's no tomorrow... but since tomorrow still coming please don't regret everthing you do today' lol.

"every one can be a hero to someone"

"I am not young enough to know everything"
"It is always a silly thing to give advice, but to give good advice is fatal."
"Man is least himself when he talks in his own person. Give him a mask, and he will tell you the truth. "
"Selfishness is not living as one wishes to live, it is asking others to live as one wishes to live. "
"Seriousness is the only refuge of the shallow. "
"We live in an age when unnecessary things are our only necessities. "
"Whenever people agree with me I always feel I must be wrong. "
"When the gods wish to punish us, they answer our prayers. "
"My own business always bores me to death; I prefer other people's.
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"Life is far too important a thing ever to talk seriously about. "
"Only the shallow know themselves."
"The public is wonderfully tolerant. It forgives everything except genius. "
"I adore simple pleasures. They are the last refuge of the complex. "

Oscar Wilde :)

"Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines." J. Defoggi

Dont add 911 to speed dial,then a few days later,clean ur phone!

"The world is but a canvas to the imagination."

Life's a bitch and then you die.

he who increases in knowlege increases in sorrow

There is nothing more that i can give than myself in full, there is nothing more that i can give than my heart and soul.

I can live without you but without you I'd be living miserable at best.

YOUR INTELLIGENCE IS STUPID. (actually a good comeback to someone saying they're smarter than you.)

YOU KNOW YOU'RE NOT DRUNK IF YOU CAN LAY ON THE FLOOR WITHOUT HOLDING ON

and finally, the best kept promise from God himself; its only true if we believe his truth.

"I WILL NEVER LEAVE YOU NOR FORSAKE YOU, I WILL BE WITH YOU TILL THE ENDS OF THE EARTH."

"Never be afraid of your own feelings" sounds pretty lame but I was always terrified of facing any actual feelings I had about something or someone until I was told this quote :)