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Don’t Give Your Kids Fucked-up Names
It’s amazing what you run into when insomnia hits and you are just surfing the web ‘cause you’ve got nothing better to do since I’m sure as hell not getting any sleep tonight. Anyway, I wind up getting routed to a Wiki page and I cannot believe how many people over the years, but especially in the last decade, have named their newborns the most fucked-up, God-awful, how-could-you-do-this-to-your-own-flesh
-and-blood, idiotic, (and the list could go on) names I have ever seen in my life. Now I understand not wanting to necessarily have a bland old routine name, and I mean no disrespect for anyone whose name I mention, such as Tom, Mary, Joe, Wendy…these are all good names, just nothing exciting. It seems that Ashley, Tiffany, Jordan, Chase, etc. aren’t all they were once cracked up to be either.
Here are some of my picks from the Wiki page in no particular order of what I feel are the worst names and I hope some relative of theirs takes them on their 16th birthday and lets them legally change their name to whatever they want after being stuck with this crap, thank you Mom and Dad. Child’s name is in red.
- Pilot Inspektor Riesgraf-Lee. Son of actor/skateboarder Jason Lee and actress Beth Riesgraf.
- Yahoo, Mexican boy born in 2007. Named because his parents met in a Yahoo! Chat
- Lucious Pusey - Linebacker for Eastern Illinois University, legally changed his name to Lucious Seymour.
- Rusty Kuntz, baseball player.
- Tu Morrow, daughter of Rob Morrow and his wife Debbon Ayer.
- Kal-el Coppola, son of Nicholas Cage named for: name of Superman on the planet Krypton (knew he was strange)
- Shia (shee-ya) LaBeouf Named by grandfather (a comedian) this actor's name means "thank God for beef"
- Audio Science – mother Shannyn Sossamon (WTF!? Was she high on drugs? That poor kid)
- Tiger Lily Heavenly Hirani - Paula Yates and Michael Hutchence
And the one I personally hate the most because I feel like they were naming a poodle and not a child:
- Fifi Trixibelle - Paula Yates and Bob Geldof
Maybe they need a law about naming children? Or you have to pass a drug/alcohol test first?
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Posted by Delaney55 on 2008-05-21 06:23:03 | Rating: | Views: 376
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haha wow those are quite ridiculous names
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Posted by hellosunshine
on 2008-05-21 15:35:11
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I'm all for not being mundane but give me a break, these are human beings they are naming! Especially actors! The list of awful names goes on and on. I don't think any of them can come up with anything "normal" if they tried!
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Posted by Delaney55
on 2008-05-21 17:34:03
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And never name your kid, 'Nobody'. Otherwise kids would go around saying that 'Nobody' is his/her best friend. Which would not be fun.
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Posted by kimzy
on 2008-05-31 01:48:52
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