This blog is dedicated to my trying at this point in my life to survive the ins' and outs' of living in this increasingly insane world... Read More
Posted by: Delaney55 on 2008-05-10 00:08:04
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Good Morning! (or if the cat(s) hadn't woken me up, I probably wouldn't have got out of bed)        When you are... Read More
Posted by: Delaney55 on 2008-05-10 03:01:11
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I Got The Medication Blues I hate the roll-a-coaster ride that you sometimes have when you have to try a new combination of medications due to either one of the ones your on... Read More
Posted by: Delaney55 on 2008-05-13 18:38:33
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I Hate Happy People Some days they just irritate the crap out of me. Now normally I can be one of these people as psychotropic medications do wonders for making you a calm,... Read More
Posted by: Delaney55 on 2008-05-14 13:30:57
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  "Weather forecast for tonight: dark.” — George Carlin Not sleeping can actually be fun and fulfilling if it happens often enough. Not that I’m... Read More
Posted by: Delaney55 on 2008-05-14 20:44:55
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Spelling Checker Eye halve a spelling chequer It came with my pea sea It plainly marques four my revue Miss steaks eye kin knot sea. Eye strike a key and type a word And... Read More
Posted by: Delaney55 on 2008-05-15 21:07:36
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Don’t Give Your Kids Fucked-up Names It’s amazing what you run into when insomnia hits and you are just surfing the web ‘cause you’ve got nothing better to do... Read More
Posted by: Delaney55 on 2008-05-21 06:23:03
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Through humor, you can soften some of the worst blows that life delivers. And once you find laughter, no matter how painful your situation might be, you can survive it. Bill Cosby... Read More
Posted by: Delaney55 on 2008-05-23 23:49:14
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I found this and thought I'd pass it along  NOTE: I don't know how anyone could write this with a straight face! This was an actual memo sent at an unnamed computer company to... Read More
Posted by: Delaney55 on 2008-05-25 15:02:14
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Wrong Expression "Doc," says Steve, "I want to be castrated." "What on earth for?" asks the doctor in amazement. "It's something I've been thinking... Read More
Posted by: Delaney55 on 2008-05-26 02:11:48
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Choose your ten out of these: Corn Flakes or Rice Krispies; Chocolate or Fruit; Bath or Shower; Go to work or take day off; DVD or Movie Theater; Radio or TV; Vegetable or... Read More
Posted by: Delaney55 on 2008-05-29 03:25:02
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