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| The Cure For Body Stink (Complete Tutorial) |
Hi, my name's Johnny and I hate body odor. There, I said it. See, I have a very very acute sense of smell and I can pick a stinky motherfucker out of the crowd any day. In this day and age when we know that the demons of bad health actually aren't scared away by a good stink to me there is just no excuse for reeking in public short of some freakish biochemistry that makes your armpits, like oysters, able to produce pearls which you in turn sell to go out and buy some fucking deodorant, no really, do it.
I have heard a lot of people say that they like a good manly smell but human bodies, I hate to inform you stink, like corpses after only a couple of hours. If you smell like fermenting onions you are wrong. It isn't just guys that I have caught pulling this shit either, girls too seem to think on the notion that you can get away with not showering and then lathering themselves with smell-good stuff hoping to hide the funk, believe me when I say that it only makes it worse. If you want to go out smelling like cucumber melon and ass that's on you but I can't use you as a spermcatcher if you do.
Basically there is actually a whole legion of stinky people out there that think they are blending in. I know I'm not the only one that notices either I guess I am just the only one who will say something. If you are ripe, go home and take a goddamn shower, we don't want to smell you or worse watch you play scratch and sniff with yourself.
This is you, stinky it's easy, first take your fatbody to the shower
then apply this liberally..
Then you can be THIS awesome
Jesus
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Posted by DeeperDarker on 2009-07-06 11:38:49 | Rating: | Views: 181
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