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Posted by DeeperDarker on 2009-08-31 08:10:01 | Rating:

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hahahaha wot the eck are loafers when at home never heard of em b4
have a great bday tomoz

Posted by snugglebum57 on 2009-08-31 08:17:28

Like relaxation shoes for businessmen. It was the biggest scam and they look really really stupid. Google a pic of loafers and then picture me wearing them

Posted by DeeperDarker on 2009-08-31 08:27:09

DeeperDarker, funny post..Happy Birthday You!!!

peace :) shemelts

Posted by shemelts on 2009-08-31 08:52:20

Thanks :-)

Posted by DeeperDarker on 2009-08-31 09:48:43

~ ohh Happy Birthday!! almost * winks *...im gonna have to start thinking what i can get you!!! :P ~

Posted by frenchkiss on 2009-08-31 11:51:03

lol thanks. I'm sure you can think of something

Posted by DeeperDarker on 2009-08-31 13:23:04

Someone got me an entry to a marathon...huhuh..but it did get me in to running :)

Now as for your birthday...you've got to wait until tomorrow ;)

Posted by Angie_vV on 2009-08-31 13:28:25

lol do I have to really?

Posted by DeeperDarker on 2009-08-31 13:56:55

why didnt you sell the blowjob cards? sounds like he wanted to be used anyhow ;)
lamest gift I ever got: an effin hamster (I was well over 21.)

Posted by simplerhapsody on 2009-08-31 19:57:00

lol a hamster/ No I don't know why but he wouldn't let them give them away or anything

Posted by DeeperDarker on 2009-08-31 20:41:31

I got a green g-string thong with a frog on the front, tongue sticking out.
Lift up the tongue and underneath it, it said,
"Lick me".
Best fuckin' gift-- ever.

Posted by StayingAlive on 2009-08-31 23:43:23

lol that truly ranks in at one of the better ones

Posted by DeeperDarker on 2009-09-01 00:24:49

Happy Birthday, DD!!

Posted by BootLady on 2009-09-01 07:26:36

Thank you

Posted by DeeperDarker on 2009-09-03 04:20:48

i got my friend a blow up sheep one time for his birthday lol and the weirdest thing i have ever gotten is probably a bong since i dont smoke weed lol

Posted by Bryanna on 2009-09-02 08:09:07

maybe your friends DID have your best interests in mind. Lucky..

Posted by DeeperDarker on 2009-09-03 04:22:10

Roflmao. Let's see. For my bday, things have usually been cash. I'm too eclectic for anyone to know JUST want I want, it seems. I did buy a dildo for my friend once but it came to my house instead bc I got the address wrong and I didn't want to pay more shipping so I stuck to the hood of my ex-girlfriend's car while her little brother sat in the passenger. Found it months later with the vibrator ripped out of it. Wierd...someone stealing a vibe out of that monstrosity. /shudder.
As for what you should get, im terrible with gifts. Could bake a batch of cookies, rent a hot film and spend the night mocking society and its flaws but that again, would be something I'd enjoy. X_x;

Posted by Mendacious on 2009-09-02 20:38:33

If it has strippers or zombies or zombies stripping I'm all over it :-P

Posted by DeeperDarker on 2009-09-03 04:23:12

I remember when I was 13 I specifically asked mom and dad for a couple punk rock albums and what I got instead was this...

-- Kenny Rogers and Alabama on vinyl
-- A membership to the Alabama fan club.

Do you think my parents had a small problem with predilection towards punk? I think they thought they were saving me!

Posted by irishgirl505 on 2009-09-03 22:57:23