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Birthdays, Weird Gifts, and Jelly Beans Explicit Content
Tomorrow is my birthday. I'll be 26. Not that it matters to anyone but me. I got to thinking about some of the birthdays that I've had in my life. I mean when you're a little kid birthdays are important cause you ca n't deny a kid a birthday but once you hit 21 there really isn't any other......Read More

Posted on: 2009-08-31 08:10:01 | Rating:

| Views: 182 | Comments: 19 | Tags: birthdays oprah jellybeans jelly beans candy gofts presents deeperdarker jtruant blog funny strange gifts

Blind Dating: Bad Idea
Well, thoughts, it certainly has been a long time. I know no one really cared that I was gone. I'm not going to be one of those pretentious douche bags that leaves a site for awhile and comes back like everyone actually missed them when they were gone. Truth be told, I have just had a lot on......Read More

Posted on: 2009-08-29 22:50:22 | Rating:

| Views: 124 | Comments: 14 | Tags: blind date comedy funny story jtruant deeperdarker

Saved By The Smell Explicit Content
When I moved here to Georgia the first thing I noticed about this state is the sheer number of Churches here. There are churches everywhere. There are even churches made out of old warehouses or office space in strip m...Read More

Posted on: 2009-07-07 13:52:18 | Rating:

| Views: 497 | Comments: 19 | Tags: church georgia atlanta black power funny story johnny teneyck jtruant god

The Cure For Body Stink (Complete Tutorial) Explicit Content
Hi, my name's Johnny and I hate body odor. There, I said it. See, I have a very very acute sense of smell and I can pick a stinky XXXXX out of the crowd any day. In this day and age when we know that the demons...Read More

Posted on: 2009-07-06 11:38:49 | Rating:

| Views: 184 | Comments: 15 | Tags: body odor stinky people armpits public places stink

Jesus On The Grill
One time I saw a homeless lady get hit by a car in St Louis. She was walking across the highway pushing her shopping cart that was full of clothes I guess. The car that hit her was a white pick up truck full of college aged guys who were popping their heads out of the windows and shrieking......Read More

Posted on: 2009-07-03 16:36:16 | Rating:

| Views: 164 | Comments: 14 | Tags: homeless death murder vehicular manslaughter johnny deeperdarker

Kids, The Other White Meat Explicit Content
The other day I was thinking about the way to cure cancer and I... okay I wasn't thinking about that but I was deep in thought, specifically staring at someones chest and thinking of the best way to approach her. At fir...Read More

Posted on: 2009-07-02 11:37:23 | Rating:

| Views: 180 | Comments: 14 | Tags: horror movies pokemon kids boobs mall johnny blog funny story

What's A XXXXX Block Between Friends? Explicit Content
I was 16 years old when I went to my first dance club. The prospect didn't seem very appealing to me because I've never really liked clubs outside of fetish night and dance clubs, more dance music, sucks so badly that i...Read More

Posted on: 2009-07-01 14:43:21 | Rating:

| Views: 265 | Comments: 34 | Tags: block sex johnny truant. club funny story niteflirt

A Brief Introduction
Since this is a new venue for me as far as blogging goes I figured it would be best if I introduced myself. My name is Johnny, I am 25 years old. I'm a professional Dom, which means I accept money to enslave the weak willed and exploit them for everything they are worth as they desperately seek......Read More

Posted on: 2009-06-30 18:31:49 | Rating:

| Views: 67 | Comments: 5 | Tags: intro people me awesome

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