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TODAY'S JOKE:''BIG PROBLEM FOR A LITTLE GUY''

The testicles of a Texas midget hurt and ached almost all the time.

The midget went to the doctor and told him about his problem.

The doctor told him to drop his pants and he would have a look.

The midget dropped his pants.

The doctor stood him up onto the examining table, and started to examine him.

The doctor put one finger under his left testicle and told the

midget to turn his head and cough, the usual method to check for a hernia.

"Aha!" mumbled the doctor, and as he put his finger under the right testicle,

he asked the midget to cough again.

"Aha!" said the doctor once more,
and reached for his

surgical scissors.

Snip-snip-snip- snip on the right side...

then snip-snip-snip- snip on the left side.

Scared

The midget was so scared he was afraid to look,
but noted with

amazement that the

snipping did not hurt.

The doctor then told the midget to walk around the examining room to see if his testicles still hurt.

The midget was absolutely delighted as he walked around and discovered

his boys were no longer aching.

The doctor said, "How does that feel now?"

The midget replied,

"Perfect Doc, and I didn't even feel it. Question

What did you do?"

The doctor replied

"I cut two inches off the top of your cowboy boots."

Hope you enjoyed today's joke blog.
Please leave your comments for me.
Thank you
YOUR FRIEND
BIG DEAN

Posted by DeansDailyBlog on 2009-11-06 06:49:37 | Rating:

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Posted by snugglebum57 on 2009-11-06 06:57:02

Hi ya snuggles;
I was just over saying hello to ya at your blog.
Glad you came over for a good laugh.
Hope you get your dream home or apartment.
YOUR FRIEND
BIG DEAN

Posted by DeansDailyBlog on 2009-11-06 07:08:12

That's a really good one.

Posted by nanahart on 2009-11-06 07:07:42

Hello nanahart:
Welcome to my blog.
I am glad you enjoyed this one, I thought it was funny too. <:)
Please come back soon.
YOUR FRIEND
BIG DEAN

Posted by DeansDailyBlog on 2009-11-06 07:12:03

yh we are hoping we get it aswell
thank u
huggs from snuggs

Posted by snugglebum57 on 2009-11-06 07:09:28

Hi snggles:
I think you will get italso.
Sometimes it takes a while but you will find the perfect place for you and your guy.
Be happy.
YOUR FRIEND
BIG DEAN

Posted by DeansDailyBlog on 2009-11-07 06:44:11

LOL :)

Posted by icemanlover1 on 2009-11-06 07:15:33

Hello iceman,
Glad to give you some laughs today.
Check out todays blog for more.
Thank you for stopping by.
YOUR FRIEND
BIG DEAN

Posted by DeansDailyBlog on 2009-11-07 06:46:56

LOL-good one!

Posted by selfpreservation on 2009-11-08 17:35:48

Good morning selfpreservation;
Welcome to my Blog.
Glad you enjoyed today's joke.
Stop by and get a laugh a day at this blog.
HAVE A GREAT ONE
YOUR FRIEND
BIG DEAN :)

Posted by DeansDailyBlog on 2009-11-10 04:46:46