Ray dies 
and finds himself before
the pearly gates of Heaven.
St. Peter tells him that 
he cannot enter yet because he cheated on his income taxes.
The only way he might get into heaven would be to sleep with a dumb, ugly woman 
for the next five years and enjoy it.
Ray decides that this is a small price to pay for an eternity in heaven. So, off he goes with this woman,
pretending to be happy. As he walks along, he sees his friend Marcus up ahead..... with an even uglier woman.
When he asks what’s going on, Marcus replies
“I cheated on my income taxes and scammed the government out of a lot of money.” 
They both shake their heads in understanding and figure that they might as well hang out together to help pass the time.
Now Marcus, Ray, and their two ugly women are walking along, minding their own business when they see someone who looks like their old friend Russell up ahead.
This man is with an absolutely
gorgeous woman. Stunned, Marcus and Ray approach the man and discover it is their friend Russell. They ask him how it is he’s with this unbelievable goddess, while they’re stuck with these 
god-awful women. Russell replies, 
“I have no idea, but I’m definitely not complaining.
This has been absolutely the best time of my life, and I have 
five years of the best sex any man could hope to look forward to. 
There is only one thing that I can’t seem to understand.
Every time we finish having sex, she rolls over and murmurs to herself,
“Damn income taxes!”
Hope you enjoyed this one.
have a great day
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BIG DEAN
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