A dead-beat Dad died and went to Heaven.
He was greeted at the Golden Gate by St. Peter, who warmly shook his hand and asked him to sit down next to him.
Looking over the dead-beat Dad's file, St. Peter frowned and shook his head sadly. "
Your record looks fine, except for one glaring item. Why the hell didn't you pay child support for your six kids?"
The man jumped up.
"Child support?!
All God said in Genesis was
'Be fruitful and multiply.' He didn't say nothin' about supporting them!"
St.Peter smirked. That part of Genesis was God's Italian wife's recipe for marinated steak, buddy. "Beef, fruit, fuel, and a mallet
Thanks for stopping by today.
Have a great rest of the weekend
YOUR FRIEND
BIG DEAN
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