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Yeah, yeah, it's Jo again. I know you're probably getting tired of me. Aeron wants to tell the sad story of how our New Year's Eve party bombed, so you'll be hearing from her soon.
But I thought I would at least give you some background on the mad-scientist-megolamaniacs who are after us.
Well, they work for an underground company called NuTexVision. This company goes by a billion different names in a billion different countries, and they've managed to slowly buy a foothold in practically every facet of our lives. I mean, that plastic cup you're drinking out of? Manufactured by a branch company of NuTex. Those pills you take for your ADD? NuTex Pharmecuticals. (yeah, i know i spelled it wrong.) Especially oil. They're like the Big Cheese in oil companies all over the world.
But the amazing thing is that the name NuTexVision, and all the ties that link worldwide companies to it, are buried so deep that there's virtually no paper trail--or cyber-trail--to follow. It's like they don't exist. Trust me, we spent about three months last year Googling them nonstop. Nothing.
What we did figure out, through an excursion into NuTexVision Central (their headquarters) is that that name is sort of like a secret password. It's what gives you cred. The little fish in their empire don't even know the name; they really believe they're just working for HappyTime Farms or whatever. But the people high up in their pyramid use that name as the badge, the level 1 clearence.
Guess what. Now you've got it. You have the power, along with us, to bust these crackpots up.
Like I said, baby, knowledge is power.
Are you with us? Keep reading. The future of the world is at stake.
Save the birdkids. Save the world.
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