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 November 4, 2007
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                                                                      Comments of the Day




An empty wagon makes alot of noise  -------
                                                                  Bishop Reverend Melvin Camm


Had it not been for Philip Bailey, Earth, Wind, and Fire would probably still be making music.  Had Maurice White known that Mr. Bailey was as evil as that, he would have never worked with him.  He is really like a hip hop rap peformer who ascribes to their same mentality and standards for making music

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                                                             Anonymous


So what do you eat?  You don't seem to eat alot and you appear scrawny.  Just think about the delicious foods that you like and eat them.  There are still plenty of goods foods around, if you know where to find them.  Everybody is too concerned with contamination and exposure of foods to health hazards. First, it was shellfish and hepatitis A and then it was E coli bacteria. But I wouldn't worry about it. Just eat alot of everything and you'll be alright.  If you have a gut, if you have a bowel, if you have a stomach, put some food in there.  Unless you just prefer eating alot of simple sugars to risk hypoglycemia, just eat everything that you like.  You won't get sick, How else will you maintain physical strength, if you don't eat alot of foods?  The world is a dangerous place.  Everyone is taking steroids these days, anyway.  That's right, steroids for strength, endurance, and anti-degenerative diseases.  You should also like physical fitness.  So you'd might as well eat. Eat the Joe.  Why should you care about getting sick?  Didn't you mother tell you that she was not going to feed you too much because she didn't want you to feel pain one day from the internal bloating and weight of your internal organs pressing against each other or your stomach or from other digestive disorders, if you were to be going to work each day?  Pain is good.  Pain makes us stronger. Pain helps us get through the day.  Or you would just spend hundreds of dollars upon medications to feel better. Most people do.  And we should eat more and not less.  Always replenish the stock at home so that you can eat whenever you want to eat, when you're sleeping, 24-7 around the clock, during all and any activity. Just think, your refrigerator always full, your cupboards brimming over, all the foods you want at the convenience of home.  And forget so much about restaurants because you spend too much at them and they're not always open  

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                                                                Anonymous            


If black women ate any more foods, then they would not be the caring and compassionate human beings that they're supposed to be.  How can they really care about others when they are constantly putting it on?  They give new meaning to the word heifer.  Obviously, they don't prefer to be kind and considerate because they're eating to spite you and they do ------
                                                                               Anonymous


Joe Wolf is really a disgraced man.  He must really hate himself, as you say, to have followed you from New York City. You said, that you once worked together at the Internal Revenue Service in Brooklyn, New York  yet almost 13 years later, you discover him working within the same state, the same city, and the same company as you with photographs and pictures of Jody and 2 or 3 kids upon his desk, with a computer laptop, and the bogus marketing/accounting title that Certegy gave him.  He said he had some apprentice or journeyman experience as a carpenter.  Maybe union shop.  He never liked the school he attended, St. John's University, because it was mediocre.  The public accounting firm that he worked for obviously didn't like him either because he eventually accepted a job at IRS.  IRS?  I would understand, if it were SEC, FBI, GAO, the Federal Reserve, or what was then still another federal auspice, the RTC, but the IRS?  He said that he didn't like the IRS, either.  He talked about his Hodgkins diseased father and the New York City cooperative apartment that he said he and Jody owned because of the loan from her parents.  It took him 2 or more attempts to pass the CPA exam when there were still 5 parts instead of 4. Nor did the accounting firm that had originally hired him, re-hire him or appoint him as partner because obviously now he's in Florida with FIS or Fidelity National Information Services formerly Certegy, Inc. formerly Equifax, Inc.  I wonder how much money they're paying him down here. 
I think his title is Director of Marketing, Director od Marketing Accounting, or some other type of clap trap and bric or brac, riff raff.  Maybe just because he is a certified public accountant.  You know, they say that's what you have to be down here in Tampa Bay to have much success within accounting.  He obviously wasn't liked there. I mean at the Internal Revenue Service.  You said that, within the open forum group seating arrangement setting, he would sometimes receive phone calls from his drinking buddy, Spuds McKenzie, but what would he have done if you and the group were discussing revenue rulings, procedures, regulations, case law or precedents?  Say something like, 'I can't talk now, but a keg or two after work will be fine.' And this was during a time when workplace and government employees could still smoke cigarettes within public work offices.  Whew boy, with Dryden and Stoschy smoking, it's a good thing that you were not. You said, that he also filed a complaint against you for being disruptive in the office, banging desk drawers and slamming phones upon the hook switch, which inevitably resulted with a written reprimand. But all of your group members filed a complaint against you, saying that you were rude and discourteous, even to them.  He was always so egocentric, you said.  Being designated as interim manager, when usual management was away from the office. Oh boy.  Wonder Boy, actually.  They even referred to him as Herr Wolf.  I can understand your concern.  As accountants, we can appreciate mathematics and the relationship of numbers, but even a deaf, dumb, and blind person would have to perceive the synchronicity of his being at the same office as you several years later within the same state, same city, and the same company.  We also, as accountants, understand the laws of probability, game theories, permutations, and combinations notwithstanding, yet this is really a manisfestation of perfect information, inside information, really, to explain this phenemenon.  That's right, perfect knowledge.  We would have to attribute chaos theory, randomness, or that God does, in fact,  play dice with the universe to correlate the two of you meeting again to a chance encounter.  He must have really hated you or certainly has a hidden agenda, some secret agenda which would explain why he appeared here in St. Petersburg and at the same company to risk seeing you again.  Maybe Wolf has finally accepted the tyranny of men and their truncation, his deference to them

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                         Kent, a CPA, once at FIS/Certegy/Equifax in St. Petersburg, Florida


           
You're not going to believe this, and this may seem crazy, but there are people living within this material and physical realm who are not the result of biological birth.  That's right.  There are demons, golems, North American Indian evil spirits, and doppelgangers who have been summoned by the evil of others.  There may even be extraterrestrials or interplanetary beings actually walking among us. What I am really trying to say is that there is a good possiblilty that your youngest paternal aunt's husband was conjured as evil by Fomie Hemingway to protect him and destroy you.  Sounds weird. And I know you won't take this to heart.  Yet it may explain one of the reasons that you suspect that others are or have worked some evil upon you.  Let's face it, your interest in esoteric sciences and studies and sometimes occult matters may even originate from Fomie Hemingway like even your recent interest with divination and the Tarot. He would rather damn your soul, then have you live peacefully and contentedly.  Do anything to deceive and delude you from being rationale, having good judgement, or from not having a cluttered intellect. Maybe that's how evil and hateful Fomie Hemingway really was as a parent and human being.  If you believe that American society is responsible for deterring and distracting you from being a successful CPA and certified public accountant, for all your delusions and deceptive beliefs, although your real interests seem to be creative writing and possibly esoterics, then how would it perpetrate this other than by evil?  The same evil you say you perceive as Fomie Hemingway criticizing and reviling you.  So America is evil.  So society is evil.  How do they do this to explain it aside from your believing that evil is real.  It must be real.  Or there is some other explanation which seems justifiable to explain why you are susceptible to this belief, its perception, and its notion that others want you to fail, not become a CPA, or your inability to forfeit the creative writing and esoteric or spiritual inclinations.  Then why only you and not some others?  Why would it only affect you within this manner while others living within the same country, the same world are not so affected?  Okay, so everybody is lying to you, even me  --------
               Anonymous   


                                                         Thought of the Day


Is there any limit to the cruelty of men?  So whether it seems subtle or invasive, some measure by which like a thunder clap, a thunderbolt, a loud and resounding bawl and bellow, we recognize like an admonition and forethought, like a misgiving and negotiation, their intentions to appear less insidious for the perfidy of our relations.  Humanity knows more wealth, money, surplus, surfeit, superfluity, glut, and greed now in relation to any other time in history. All things being considered, what is the reason for the furtherance of our evils?



                                                               


                                                         Punch of the Day


Kent, the CPA or certified public accountant, once at FIS/Certegy/Equifax

Eric, the floor manager and supevisor, once at Epiphany Marketing Services in St. Petersburg, Florida

The youngest paternal aunt's husband

The actor, Charles Dutton

U.S. Senator of Ilinois and Democratic Presidential candidate,  Barack Obama

Karl Stone, once of junior/high schools and Syracuse University

Jarvis Curry and Eric Holloway, once at Coventry Health Care Systems, Inc. and First Health Group Corp. in Tampa, Florida 

Jim, an operations manager and night shift supervisor, at Trident International Marketing in Tampa, Florida

Haitians and other possibly other Caribbean island males

California Governor and former actor, Arnold Schwarzenegger

Kim Cheung, again from Bronx High School of Science

Andrew Hoge, once of The Hartford in Tampa, Florida
                                                             
My wife's father and her brother                            Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â  Â Â Â 

                                                           

                                                                Smack of the Day



Vita, the Englishwoman, once at Macy's Bridgewater, in Bridgewater, Florida

Teresa Bailey, once also at Coventry

The actress/comedienne, Maya Rudolph, from the NBC/Universal television network series, Saturday Night Live                                                    

African-American women from the Bronx High School of Science in New York City to include Jasmin who possibly matriculated and graduated from the Class of 1982, and who, in addition, possibly resided at Starrett City in Brooklyn

The youngest paternal female aunt

My wife and her mother

The actress, Nicole Ritchie

Sandy Welch, also once at Coventry

The eldest daughter of my wife's friend from Pennsylvania


                                            
                                                        Languish of the Day


Jill Henderson and Tracey Archer, also of Bronx High School of Science

Victor, of Omnipresent Media, in Tampa, Florida

NFL Indianapolis Colts quarterback, Peyton Manning, as others remark or comment,

"For you not to see the game against the Patriots, in public, would be a mistake!!"

"Even if you don't see the game, go out somewhere in public!!"

"Mr. Manning and Mr. Brady have been planning this for weeks.  If you should stay at home, you'll be humiliated such that it will be difficult to be taken seriously as a human being even should you change residence!!"



                                                           Insu lts of the Day


They eat so much just to hate you, they eat so much in hatred, just to become hungry again.
Do evil people really have to eat so much?  ---------------
                                                                                Anonymous



When I am required to confront an unfamiliar situation or with something that I don't understand, I just tell myself that it hates me.  Especially with something or someone who might not understand me, or accept me, I just say that it hates me.  When I see women who expose themselves in public by wearing revealing clothes,  who are underdressed in public or almost naked, I revile and repel because I know that they hate me and would hate me even more should I say something to them or be flirtatious. For example, when you see pretty legs on a woman, it hates you.  Big breasts on a woman, it hates you.  Sexy smiles and dispositions, it hates you. Even many of these women are stupid as compared to me, yet I still tell myself that they hate me because they are so very stupid.  I would never not hate myself within a society of white people and racists   ----------
                                                                     My wife's father


Don't tell anyone that you like white people -----
                                                                        Anonymous


You're not a man, especially within your pants, as compared to other men, so you just be satisfied with what you can get ------
                                     Anonymous


We like Florida.  We like everything about it.  Especially the tropical island paradise splendor and the warm sunny weather.  We would not give up or relinguish our lives here for anything.  We don't care if we have anything.  We don't care if we ever become anything.  We don't care if its racist. And we don't care about the dearth or denial of our lives.  As long as we can do the things that we do now, when we want, everything is just fine.  Nothing is going to change that.  Not even you

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                                              Andrew, from the night shift, at Trident


I guess Tampa could have allowed you to use your accounting degree and education for your personal monetary success and professional development.  But it didn't.  No, Florida and its wet water beaches fun and sun is not for everybody.  You have to just want to live your life and enjoy what's available without being overly concerned about acquiring money down here 
 
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                                                    Marie Crow of FIS/Certegy/Equifax  
     


Get out!!!  Get out!!!  Get out!!!   Get out of my house and my life!!  Didn't I tell you to stop writing my family's names within your online creative writing exercises ----------
                                                                                                     My wife


                                       
                                                              Sex of the Day 


When the moon is in the Seventh house.  My wife says to me, 'Don't write about the sex that we have because you know its Sunday.'  Amy Poehler, again of Saturday Night Live gives me a big fat kiss.  Kristen Wiis, another cast member of that show, is nude and naked beneath me for penetration and entry as we French kiss before she remarks or comments, 'You're a beautiful man.  Why don't you wet me?  Love is hard to find in this world.  You don't think that I would allow an opportunity to be loved to slip away, do you?'  Then she arms with and aims a firearm at me before continuing, 'You're not going anywhere.  You get right back in this bed.'  Then Maya Rudolph, another cast member, arrives as if she wants some, too, before remarking or commenting,  'And you'll give every woman on this show some especially if Tina was still here." DeAndrea Jenkins, once of Medco, Inc. and Kelly Services, Inc. in Tampa, Florida, appears nude and naked as she lies upon a bed with both of her legs upon her feet drawn to her stomach while spreading them, spreading her wings like opening a peep hole, then asking, 'You want some of this nasty pussy?!" Svetlana of FIS/Certegy/Equifax appears nude and naked whlie standing near my head and brushing her pubic hair against the side of my cheek.  The actress/celebrity, Paris Hilton, is also nude and naked while straddling my lap before I enter her as I caress her back and kiss her lips. 


                                                           Gastronome of the Day


Mayonnaise and sliced tomatoes with salt and pepper


                                                           Soun ds of the Day


Bye Bye

Earth, Wind, and Fire

The Fifth Dimension


                                                           Visions of the Day



African-American women attempting to re-create and re-enact the scene from the movie and film, Airplane!, by forming and standing within a lengthy queue and line outside of my front door at my residence in Riverview, Florida armed with weapons and other objects to quiet me like the hysterical character stewardess portrayed by the actress, Julie Haggerty, before they remark or comment,

"Do you have something to say?  Do you still want to make love and have sex with us?" 

An African-American male slouching, teetering, and staggering like a monkey as he escorts two or three toddler straight-haired girls to some place and location.

Fomie Hemingway appearing with felicitous curly lips, pursing and pouting his lips as if to enlarge them to appear like a big-lipped, thick-lipped black man before remarking or commenting,

"What's the matter, haven't you ever seen someone pretending to be black and mock other black men before?!"

At some outdoor occasion, possibly late at night, Melody Taylor-Wheeler of St. Petersburg, Florida is attempting to offer me some advice or information about the current intrigue and activity while I search to locate my vehicle and car.

Participating within some townhouse or townhome television or video production, the other cast membrs and producers like porn stars and Brooklyn, New York street-wise Italians who speak pidgeon English and Brooklynese are assisting me act and perform with a script although I have some stain upon a yellow silk tie like costumne or wardrobe while they comment,

"Oh, don't worry about it.  You look just fine. We'll fix it later.  Just keep up with the script!!"

Within a hall and corridor of electronic machines and records, video displays and recordkeeping machines, I am observing an IRS or Internal Revenue Service machine that contains previous years tax returns where I discover my own return with a question mark denoting it instead of year or other information, while others remark or comment,

"And you'll be audited as soon as THE WRITING SAMPLER sells!!!'

"You'll be audited, if the THE WRITING SAMPLER, sells only a single copy!!"


                                                 The Everyday Thought

You should be loved



                                                The Everyday Questions


Am I living a life of meaning, significance, and purpose?  Am I making progress in life?  Am I making any progress?  Have I done sufficeint work in life?  Have I done enough to live life to its fullest?  Am I making life or the world a better place for myself and others?

                                                                     







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