Thoughts.com Blogs - May 7, 2008

                                           Visions of the Day

                                          The Psychic Hotline

I am calling somone over the phone although I receive no response as the telephone continues to ring. In another instance, while consternated, I consider terminating the attempted call until I am longer upon the line. Still later, a middle-aged fifty or sixtysomething-aged straight-haired male
finally responds by inquiring,

"Hello? Hello? Hello? Is there anyone there?   Is there anyone upon the phone?"

I am responding that there is someone, myself, upon the other end of the line, although the male voice still does not hear me and continues, now frustratingly, to inquire if anyone is really there.

Then the male voice begins,

"I know it's you and I know why you've called me. And my answer is no, you're not eating properly!! I know how you must feel but you have to remember that you can die if you don't eat more food!! You have to eat!!
Your heart will stop and you will go into shock if you don't eat and the people of Tampa, Florida will make this happen very soon!! They may have once liked you or may have been willing to tolerate you until they disposed of you, but not now!! You already look too thin!! You really look thin! Would you like me to help you?!! Would you like me to feed you?!!"

The actor, John Wayne, contacts and converses with me, while laughing derisively,

" No, I wasn't always a man!! And I know how you must see me but I wasn't always strutting and swaggering as if I had just fucked the horse that I was riding! You really have to eat!! No, I'm not kidding!! If you were any thinner or weaker, I'd have to come across this phone line and feed you myself!! People are strange sometimes, but they'll come around. They have to! No, I'm not satisfied with the way that you're being treated and its deplorable!! Okay. Ask somebody for help, if you have to!!"

In another instance, the actor, Spencer Tracy, contacts me over the phone or begins conversing and inquiring,

"Uh, Michael, do you really know the reason that you created an Actress of the Day?!! Let's just say, that all those women have one thing in common, that you may not be aware about them!! They all like it from the rear!! All those women, every last one of them, likes to butt-fucked or have previously been butt-fucked by somebody!! And that's why you wrote about them and included them within the Actress of the Day category!!"

Still later, the actor, Christopher Lee, within his Dracula screen persona, appears faintly yet while also conversing upon the phone line, and asidely to someone else,

"No, he doesn't know what they could do to him!! That Iron Man image is a very powerful Asian one. More powerful and ancient then, even, Godzilla versus Megathon!! He's getting weaker by the day! They have already diminished and replaced about half of his vampire blood cells. Soon they will discover that he is not the "strong", "dominant" vampire that they believed him to be!! Although an evil one!! Ooops, there they go again! But I believe that the destroyed cells are being re-generated!!"

I remain upon the phone line until another conversant who seems to be former 15th U.S. President Abraham Lincoln initiates a slight discussion concerning his opinion of U.S. Senator and Democratic Presidential candidate, Barack Obama, as he begins,

"He doesn't care about you!!  He doesn't care about me!! He doesn't care about anything or anybody aside from himself, his agenda, and his politics of self or special interest!! I call that shit!!"

"He belongs within The Vile and The Crude category that you wrote about within this creative exercise!!"

"I just wanted to provide your people with basic human rights and eliminate slavery!!"

"I never cared about your civil rights!! No, I never did!!"

"I never wanted you people to have civil rights!! And if you were running for President, I'd place the muzzle of a gun to the side of my head and pull the trigger!! If you were ever President, boy, I'd really have to kill myself!!"

"And he's going to be controlled by the same Germans who already control U.S. politics and government!!"

In another instance, I am gazing at a sarcastic and smirking President Lincoln upon a diminutive U.S. postage stamp or seal of a letter.

A dark, morbid portrayal of a mascara-laden, heavily white make-upped woman very similar to Bride of Frankenstein or the actress, Yvonne DeCarlo's portrayal of Lily Munster, appears from a 90 degree angle at some place or location while her already pregnant abdomen swells even larger to the size of a 4 or 5 pound watermelon or larger until her body double ot identical twin also appears yet from the opposite direction until both women stand with their swelling bellies touching or colliding with the other.

I am aware or become aware of a smiling, jovial and very congenial yet thin dark-haired woman adorned with a long-strapped shoulder bag as she sprightly sashays towards me upon a city sidewalk and street although she is beheaded or decapitated before eventually approaching and meeting me.

A black-clothed, black-hooded, black-masked robber or assailant quickly and surreptitiously appears to surprise and accost me.

I am aware or become aware of the actress, Renee Zellweiler, who appears within her movie and film, Leatherheads, role, yet with lustering brunette or brown-hair as she sits behind the steering wheel of an automobile possibly within a scene of the actual movie.

The actress, Keira Knightley, is sitting lotus with her bare legs upon a bed while attired within a black or other negligee and teddy, possibly as she converses with some unseen person within a room

I am observing and noticing parts of fried chicken remaining within a supermarket's boxed container yet these remaining parts seem to have already been consumed by me.

The actress, Cynthia Nixon, is also sitting at some location, while a white haired, thick white mustached and white-goateed stout older and sophisticated man who appears like a dark-suited Colonel Sanders, softly or tentatively embraces and caresses her head to his torso.

I am dancing with veiled straight-haired women who mysteriously dance and shimmer with two fingers like a horizontal peace sign traversing their faces before my own.

I am peering and observing an orange celestial body glimmering within the daylight sky.

I am peering and observing a black celestial body glimmering also within the daylight sky.

I am peering and observing a twinkling star within the night sky that seems to gleam and sparkle brightly.

I am aware or become aware of the earth brown colors and appearance of the planet, Jupiter.

I am aware or become aware of the actress, Patricia Arquette, possibly within her, Medium, television character role, although she has transformed or acquired a emerald green, moldy green, or very dark radiant pistachio green facial complexion and appearance as she recollects and discusses her dream and psychic experiences as if within an actual episode of the show.

I am aware or become aware of the actress, Deirdre Hall, as she appears to be sobbing and weeping from a distance about some matter or situation.

I am aware or become aware of the comedian/actor, Steve Carell, who is appearing as a guest upon some talk show that with a female blonde host, as hebegins to act irritatedly or erratically such that the show's televised or studio guests actually observe and suspect that Mr. Carell may be crazy or insane, until the host inquires,

"Steve, Steve, Steve .... are you going to be alright?!!"

I am aware or become aware of a glassy-eyed, blue and black marble-eyed creature or black hairy beast as it gazes or peers at me from a distance.

I am aware or become aware of Prince Charles as he holds or pinches the nostrils of his nose.

I am aware or become aware of a 5 lane highway bombarded by vehicles which appear to be travelling west.

I am observing and noticing a coy, mischeivous smiling woman who playfully gazes or peeks at me from the sides of a partition or wall ledge

I am gazing and observing a Harpie, a greyish-blue diminutive female partially swamped or soaked within grey mud or plaster appearing like a Cupid as I attempt to notice any wings

I am aware or become aware of the actor, Burgess Meredith, as he appears at a soiree attired within a light-colored suit or grey suit while leaning against a piano, wielding an apertif or cocktail and adorning a pencil-thin black mustache.

I am aware or become aware of the actress, Kristin Davis, who appears to be a resident of my wife's grandparents' house in Natalie, Virginia, although she attires within an old country blue smock dress while walking barefoot and remarking or commenting,

"Don't let anyone know that this is what I'm really like!! They must never know that I'm a really just a country girl!!"

I am observing and noticing several nightclub or professional chorus dancers who are attired within chintz or a shiny dress material as they shimmer or gyrate their derrieres, torsos, and breasts without any effort within their clothing or without moving their bodies or legs.

The actress, Halle Berry, is conveying her newborn infant or recently delivered baby to me before smiling fondly and remarking,

"It was a mistake for me to have this baby because my body doesn't seem to want to return to its natural elasticity or flexibility!! I really understand now why some women prefer to postpone childbirth!! My body no longer seems the same!! And you can love her because I won't!!"