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 June 12, 2008
                                                Insults of the Day
                                              4-04-08 thru 6-12-08
                                                         Part 1







If anything happens to Ted Kennedy, you're dead!! --
                                                                                         Anonymous





And we certainly don't want you to drink anything ----
                                                                                        Anonymous





I hope you don't believe that we like everybody.  There are many Kennedys, those related to Kennedys who are poor, ostracized, neglected, and forgotten.  Kennedys living within everyday life just earning a meager subsistence for themselves ----
                                                      U.S. Senator, Ted Kennedy





If you really want to know how cool Steely Dan is check out the rumor that the pretzel vendor man on the cover of the Pretzel Logic album is really a bonafide, authentic Kennedy ----
                                                       Anonymous




You should probably acquire my comments and I could also communicate with you through The Psychic Hotline.  And the thing about Hillary running with Obama as Vice-President is that should I return to Washington, they wouldn't like me living at that Vice President's mansion.  They might even send the DC police after me if I were to live there because they seem to hate me so much.  No, it's The White House or nothing for me and Hillary

                                                       --------
                                                                  
                                     Former President Bill Clinton




I was so concerned when I first saw Robenia at Junior Academy because I knew that she reminded me of Viney.  And I knew that she would 'dis' you or would want to 'dis' you just like she 'dissed' Fomie.  She's also alot like that woman you call Alyssa Coen.  Glasses and everything 

                                                     ------------

                                 My mother, Beatrice V. Hemingway






Now let's see how much meat you're eating.  They really eat too much meat in America.  You won't, though.  You'd better not place more than a scampy portion with some rice upon your plate ---
                                                                      Pope Benedict XIV





 


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Hallelujah, I'm a bum.  Hallelujah bum, again ---
                                                                                 Utah Phillips






Not that kind of bum.  You must be thinking about homeless bums

                                                 -----------

                                               Anonymous






We don't want to work.  We don't care about anything.  We can't do anything.  We don't know or have any skills and trades, either.  That's why we're here.  If we could support ourselves, maybe we'd do it.  Maybe we wouldn't.  Who even cares?!!  We just want to live our lives.  We eat a little food.  We want good fresh meat.  We want to smoke our cigarettes and forget about the world.  We're stupid men!!  We're stupid to be here and we're stupid to change ourselves!!  Just don't hate us too much!!  It's not easy being a man within American society!!  Do you know what a man really is in America?!!  We can't accept that and would rather live this way than be the type or kind of man that America prefers us to be such that we live our lives.  And I was always stupid.  I never wanted to be anything or save my money.  I never had any money 

                                                   ----------
                                                                
                            Walter Banaski of The Care House





You just can't interweave and intermingle with people, not acquire their respect, and expect them to like you.  It just won't happen.  You know.  There are odious, bad, evil people within the world who just want to harm you.  For nothing. No reason required.  You're lucky that you got away from us.  We provoked fights just to call or summon the police to have you arrested ---------
                            Mike Judge, another resident at The Care House




What Liz doesn't understand is that Hugh really hates her.  Nor should she have any sentiment for him.  He would probably really hurt her if he could.
She would be reduced to a lesser woman like her perception by some with very skinny, emaciated legs and thighs like twigs supporting the rest of her

                                                    -----------

                                                  Anonymous



So what?!!  You visited me with your father at my East 60's Manhattan home and apartment and you played bumper pool with Maurice!!  I never liked you because you were just too black!! As far as you're concerned, I was a doctor 
                                                      ---------
                                                             
                              The second youngest paternal uncle




Man and Vice  ------------
                                         A New York Post headline



See what happens to you if Senator Kennedy dies!!

                                                ----------

Joe Nelson, Eddie Brown ( from Junior Academy ), "P-foid", Malcolm, Jamie, and Sharon ( tall with the light-complexion and from the Class of 1979 at Bronx High School of Science 



I can remember when I walked side-by-side with my Latino bredren in Perth Amboy to protest segregation not only here in this town but also South Amboy, Sayreville, and Windsor.  That's where I'm from.  West Windsor.  And now just because of the "costly" real estate rebates, Trenton talks about eliminating cities and towns with populations of less than 10,000. You know, consolidating cities and towns.  Less services and administrative haggles.  
So don't hate them.  Know that the Latino people are a proud people.  A mighty people.  Don't look at them with mistrust and opprobrium. I know the mayor of Perth Amboy.  I've known him for years even when he used to own the liquor store on Smith Street.  They care about civil rights.  They care about the civil rights of blacks.  You don't believe me?!!  Well, maybe you're right.  But listen, I can remember when Perth Amboy was nothing but Puerto Ricans.  Now, look at it, it's all Mexicans.  And when you see blacks living now in this town, it's because of cross-breeding.  We make good cross-breeders with the Latinos  -----
                                                    Dave Mourning also of The Care House 






They don't like you and don't want you to have anything.  If they had wanted you to have something, you would have had it already --
                                                                                             Anonymous






How many girls are you gonna kiss?!!  You've had too many girlfriends.  Had you kissed any more girls in junior and high schools, I would have said something ----
                       Fomie Hemingway





I just don't like you.  Sorry ----
                                                  The actress, Gwyneth Paltrow




How do you think your wife uses her "mind"?  How does she use her mind upon you or like upon most people?!!  What do you think most people think about or occupy their minds when they're not thinking about making money or about their "engaging" activities?!  Or when they're not thinking?!!  Where is your "mind" when you're not thinking about somebody or something else?!!  And what your wife does with her "mind" to you is too "subtle" for you to understand

                                                   --------------

                                                  Anonymous





We might pay to see The Hulk but we're certainly not paying to see Hancock with gas prices almost neat $5.00 a gallon ----
                                                                             Anonymous





Yes, this is my third marriage.  My first two wives didn't seem to want me or like me too much.  I mean, they didn't always want to have sex.  Funny, how women can refuse a guy sex sometimes.  Well, this is the last one.  And if she doesn't want to have sex, either, then I'll have to hook up with a guy

                                                   ------------

                                       The actor, Charlie Sheen




Why don't you say that the "real" Lyle and Eric Menendez brothers are "departed" enjoying their lives upon some remote tropical island while imposters are actually imprisoned for a crime that they didn't commit?!!
Then see what happens 

                                                  -----------
                                                    
             Convicted "parricide" killers, Lyle and Eric Menendez
         

                  











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