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Languish of the Day
4-5-08 thru 6-11-08
Part 1
Former U.S. Attorney General/Democratic Presidential candidate, Robert Kennedy
President George W. Bush
Tibetan monk, The Dalai Lama, as he kneels and cowers near my forearm
Zimbabwean President Robert Mugabe peering and gazing at me within a similar manner as the Dalai Lama
New York City Mayor Michael Bloomberg
The deceased actors, Huntz Hall, with his arms folded, and Leo Gorcey, as they remind me impatiently,
"You know, this is still a racist society!!"
My old roommates from 153 Hemenway Street at Northeastern University
NBA's San Antonio Spurs guard, Tony Parker, as he inquires,
"Are you going to write about me within Departed of the Day?! What are you going to say and where did you acquire this information?! From The Psychic Hotline?!!"
Alyssa Coen, once of Teletech, in Brandon, Florida, as she remarks or comments,
"Get out, get out, get out of this office!! Had I known that there would ever be an African-American President, I would have never allowed you to work within this office!!"
Jill Bargonetti, once from Bronx High School of Science, in New York City, as she sits alone awaiting me to appear at that same park bench that we once sat together in Central Park East
Eric, a floor manager, once of Epiphany Marketing Services, Inc. in St. Petersburg, Florida
Paula Gecewicz, once also of FIS/Certigy/Equifax
Homeowners and residents of St. Petersburg area affected by the Raytheon toxic spill and contamination
Accused/alleged murderer/psychopath, Edward Covington
Deceased comedian/actor, Dom Deluise
Mary Hamilton, Jarvis Curry, Sandy Welch, Eric Holloway, Kristina Johnson, and Johnny Neal, once of Coventry Health Care Systems, Inc. and First Health Group Corp. in Tampa, Florida, as Ms. Hamilton comments and remarks,
"If you knew how racist this country once was, you'd understand why no one believes that it will ever have a black President!! You don't know how much white people still hate you!! We would have never allowed you to remain within this ofice for so long had we known that we would have to respect a black President!! Get out!! Get out!! Get out!! It was a mistake for us to let you go, we should have had you arrested!!"
Then Mr. Curry remarks,
"Can't you respect anything?!! Maybe now with a black President, you won't show your black self at Asian massage parlors!! Show yourself there while Obama is President and see what happens to you!!"
Then Sandy Welch comments,
"You're a liar and perform mediocre or sub-par work!! Yeah, we'll believe anything that you tell us because we know that you'll never work again, whether this country has a black President or not!! We just need an excuse to kill you and a black President will give us one!!"
Then, Mr. Holloway remarks or comments and inquires,
"You don't think that you're as smart as Obama, do you?!! You're real stupid as compared to him whether he has a Harvard law degree and tenure as both state and U.S. Senator or not!! So just why should we respect you?!! Because you have an undergraduate accounting degree, because you've been to college, and because you believe that you should be practicing accounting?!! What is our first black President supposed to have?!! What's for him?!! What will be his "dignity" compared to "wanna be" blacks like you?!!"
Sarcasm of the Day
4-29-08 thru 6-11-08
Part 1
Comedienne/actress, Jo Ann Worley ( the "real" Samantha )
Fomie Hemingway
His second youngest brother
His two youngest sisters
My godmother, Juanita Dozier and her daughters, Sandra, Mendora, and Teresa
My wife's mother
Her sister
My aunt, Willie Mae Payton
Kevin Holly, an old boyhood acquaintance, from Junior Academy
Susan Kucia, Doug Ninow, Jenny Martinez, Gerald Rogan, Megan Trenor, Byron Cohen, and Barbara of The Hartford in Tampa, Florida
People who are laughing because they know that I am being deprived, denied, fed little or no meat, and starved possibly to diminish the amount of protein within my blood to risk infection and disease exposure
People who are laughing because they finally realize and comment,
"Now, the way that Michael Hemingway is suffering and being deprived is indicative of the "good ole" racist American society that I always knew!! That "stupid" and "crazy" black man must have really believed that he could do anything that he wanted without being concerned at all about our respect, our racism, or our admiration or "like" of him!! When will he realize that he has to think within the manner that we do or risk "scaring" us and intimidating us about our sensibilities, our values?!! No one cares about narcotics and drugs!! Or whether this country combats its drug problem!! That's a law enforcement concern!! We care about national security, economics, and the standard of our lives!! And what is he writing about, anyway? His writings really scare us!!"
William, also of The Care House
MICHAEL F. HEMINGWAY
The Writing Sampler 
Smack of the Day
5-01-08 thru 6-11-08
Part 1
Extra!! co-host, Dayna Devon
Shelly Appel, the HR manager, and Nancy, a CSR associate, at The Great Indoors, in Woodbridge, New Jersey
Bernadette Brooks and Joanie, once of Medco, Inc. and Kelly Services, Inc. in Tampa, Florida
Sandy Welch, Teresa Bailey, Emily Corder, Phylicia Bruce, and Mary Hamilton, again from Coventry
Alyssa Coen, again from Teletech
An Asian female masseuse in Tampa, Florida who attempts to snap portions of my body with mouse traps ( she's really the "rat" )
Diva/singer/actress, Mariah Carey
The actress, Kim Cattrell
The actress, Eva Longoria
The actress, Sigourney Weaver
The entire Asian female cast and characters from the movie and film, Kill Bill!! Part 1 ( including The Bride, attired within her yellow motorcycle outfit and especially The Yakusa gangsters )
My wife
My grandmother, Beatrice J. Black
My mother, Beatrice V. Hemingway
My aunt, Willie Mae Payton
Lan, the Director of Risk Management, Kelly Wilson, once within Human Resources, Nicole Sims, Svetlana, and Marie Crow, once from FIS or Fidelity National Information Services formerly Certigy, Inc. formerly Equifax, Inc. in St. Petersburg, Florida as Lan remarks or comments,
"Something is wrong with America!! I know that I'm from Taiwan but they told me that I didn't have to like blacks when I arrived in this country!! So how am I supposed to like a black President?!! They said that America would never have a black President!! Well, I still don't have to like you whether I pursue or further my education in this country or not!! I don't need a MBA or graduate degree to be Director of Risk Management!! People lie about their credentials anyway!! My mind is better, they like me, and I don't have to improve myself, either!! I just hate my body, so don't like me, either!! Had I not fired you or recommended that you be laid-off, you would have suffered within all the many changes made within this company!!"
Then Kelly Wilson remarks or comments,
"I thought you hated or believed that Marie Crow hated you so much!! So why are you sitting within my office and complaining about her?!! Get out!! Get Out!! Get out!! She's not the reason that Certigy won't promote you or allow you to post out of Loss Prevention!! I don't care if she says 'Good Morning' or 'Good Night' to you or not!! Some people are just tense and unmindful that way!! And you just can't use your accounting degree here because we won't let you!! Did you say that you were a college graduate, too?!!"
Then Ms. Sims remarks or comments and inquires,
"Do you really like yourself?!! I don't!! I don't like the way that you seem satisfied with yourself!! Why don't you do something wrong, for a change?!! Do something so that we can arrest you and put you in prison!! Don't you ever feel like doing something?!! Ever fell like doing something wrong because it is wrong!! And stop wearing those DEA and FBI souvenir caps!! Do you remember complimenting me about my "looks" way back in 1998 or 1999?!! Who did you think you were talking to?!! I'm a white woman and you're just black!! Just because I told you during those several lunch occasions in which we talked that I drank, got drunk, and had sex with "drunk" men doesn't mean that I was floozy for you to talk to back when you first met me!! You must have thought that you were talking to your mother or something!!"
Then Svetlana remarks or comments,
"I'm Polish, okay!! Not Czech or Russian!! And Polish people don't like black people!! And I don't know what "stupid meathead", means!!"
Then Marie Crow comments,
"You're stupid compared to Barack Obama!! Obama would never be as stupid as you or allow people to fire him or keep him poor and destitute!! All blacks have to be stupid now compared to Obama because he's going to be the next President!! Even black journalists, judges, attorneys, doctors, scientists, Ph'Ds, mayors, governors, assemblymen, Congressmen, state and U.S senators, businessmen, computer scientists, IT professionals, architects, engineers, and other management-level employees have to be stupid compared to Obama!! Especially journalists!!"
Rose, Jabita, Joyce, and "The Captain" or the chubby Latina woman at The Salvation Army and The Care House in Perth Amboy, New Jersey, as The Captain remarks or comments,
"If we ever see you at this Salvation Army again or at this Care House for shelter, we'll kill you!! You've caused us to lose everything just because we're not nice people!! We're just a bunch of evil people trying to work our jobs!! Sure, we're lazy!! And we don't want to work very hard!! But this is our life, so respect it!! Yeah, so we're evil people!! That's no reason to write about us or include our names within your online creative writing exercises!! But we showed you kindness, so let us 'dis' and destroy you for ever being homeless and having contact with us!!"
Joan Sweeney, once EP/EO Chief of the Brooklyn District Internal Revenue Service, as she remarks or comments,
"Why don't you throw a sign at me, now?!! I don't care if I yelled at you or not or whether everyone at that office told you that I was an incorrigible racist!! I hope you don't believe that Obama became the first African-American Democratic Presidential candidate by throwing signs at IRS District office division chiefs, do you?!! Your life is over!! Your life is nothing!!"
Punch of the Day
4-30-08 thru 6-11-08
Part 1
President George W. Bush
Former President John F. Kennedy
Former President Bill Clinton
Democratic Presidential candidate, Barack Obama
U.S. Senator of Massachusetts, Ted Kennedy, as he appears to be conferring, conversing, or conspiring with Joan Sweeney of the IRS, Susan Kucia of The Hartford, the actor, Sylvester Stallone, and Walter Bananski of The Care House before remarking and commenting,
"You see, I am conspiring with these people to prevent you from having anything and to cause you harm because of the recent revelations about my health!! I never wanted you to even live compared with the tragedies of my family and especially the deaths of my three brothers!!"
U.S. Senator of Massachusetts, John Kerry
Florida Governor, Charlie Crist
Governor of California/former actor, Arnold Schwarzenegger
Ilyan Bosch, once of the New York State Department of Labor in Brooklyn, New York
French President Nikolas Sarkosy and his wife/international fashion model, Carla Bruni
The actor, Sylvester Stallone
The actor, John Turturro
The actor, Kevin Spacey
The actor, Adam Sandler
SNL Comedians/actors, Seth Meyers, Will Forte, Fred Armisen, and Kenan Thompson
The actor/former wrestler, The Rock
The entire male Asian cast and characters form the movie and film, Kill Bill!! Vol 1 ( especially the Yakusa gangsters )
Sam Wilson, once also from Northeastern University, as he remarks or comments,
"Was I really supposed to tolerate you and a black President during the same lifetime?!!"
NBA all-stars, Kevin Garnett, Shaquille O'Neal, and Rick Fox
Civil rights activists/Nation of Islam leader, Jesse Jackson and Louis Farrakhan, as they surreptitiously and peripherally gaze and guard against Obama assassins
Richard Emanuel, Charles Dorsey, Walter Bananski, Dave Mourning, Donald Ruetsch, Louie Labeuf, Mike Judge, Ivan Boresco, Angel, Matthew, Johnny, Aaron Jackson, Eddie, and the male "Captain" at The Salvation Army and The Care House
Staff Sgts. Keith Keough and Mike Devereaux once from Fort Jackson, South Carolina
Accused/alleged murderer/psychopath, Edward Covington
Sal, the Plumbing Dept. manager, Jesse Disantis, Dave McGlynn, Mike, the Operations manager, Mike, the Warehouse manager, Mike, the Loss Prevention manager, and the light-complexioned, slightly bearded African-American warehouse assistant, once from The Great Indoors in Woodbridge, New Jersey
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Posted by DayTripper on 2008-06-05 16:22:42 | Rating: | Views: 270
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how do you know donald ruetsch..I am his only child who he had nothing to do with and I am curios as to how to contact him ..actualy trying to see if he is alive. I am assuming he is not a nice guy by your blog, but Iam still curious as to what he is like. What evr help you can provide would be greatly appreciated. He has not had any contact with me sinc i was 6 or so and I would really like to know if he is alive and where he lives...thanks in advanve.
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Posted by Bigry22
on 2008-06-12 00:48:46
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how do you know donald ruetsch..I am his only child who he had nothing to do with and I am curios as to how to contact him ..actualy trying to see if he is alive. I am assuming he is not a nice guy by your blog, but Iam still curious as to what he is like. What evr help you can provide would be greatly appreciated. He has not had any contact with me sinc i was 6 or so and I would really like to know if he is alive and where he lives...thanks in advanve.
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Posted by Bigry22
on 2008-06-12 00:48:51
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