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                                             Smack of the Day







Rose and Joyce, once of The Salvation Army

Joan Sweeney, former Chief of EP/EO IRS Brooklyn Office, as she remarks or comments,

"You know, I really think that you're shit!!  You just throw a sign at me like I'm nothing and then expect to ruin and destroy me with your writings!!  I've been waiting for you to become a degenerate since I had you tossed out of this office because I already knew that you were a pervert!! Showing yourself to hateful Asian and other white women!!  You're no better than anybody else!! Why can't you be like the other hateful, "stupid" black men?!!  You just hate and make your money!!  That's all you should care about!  And if you abused narcotics and things of that nature, you'd be dead already!!  Yeah, I'm the reason that you have not used your accounting degree for most of your working career and the reason that you are poor!!
I don't care who told you that I was racist or that I was an intolerant person!!Throw a sign at me and see what happens?!!  I was somebody before you came along and destroyed me!!"



Shelly Appel, the HR manager, at The Great Indoors, as she remarks or comments,

"Who are you to write that Shelly Appel is alcoholic?!!  So what?!!  My mother and family don't really love me!!  And they botched my outpatient surgery!!  I bled too much and now feel too much pain!!  I knew that they would do it, too, because the world is just shit, now!!  You see what happened to you at our store, right?!!  And I don't care what your friends at The Care House may think but I didn't have to hire you and I certainly didn't have to buy you coffee at Starbucks inside this store or buy you lunch!!  We only used your appointment and hire to obtain the Jobs Credit for TANF!!  You were receiving emergency homeless shelter assistance and emergency food stamps, right?!!"

New York City WABC News reporter, Lori Stokes

Gayle Gentry, once of The Prudential in Iselin, New Jersey, as she winds and hurls an arm and clenched fist like a pitcher to hit or strike the left side of my head similar to throwing a fast ball at 100 mph and to avenge the incident in which I threw at sign at Joan Sweeney and possibly another incident in which I struck the 'thievin' dishonest lingerie model who took money for absolutely "no service" and then threatened to summon the police upon me

Anne Marie Costello and Lisa Canzano once also of Star Video Entertainment

Claire Stevenson and June Jasper, old acquaintances, again from Brooklyn

Jade Williams, once also of junior/high schools

Michelle Luck, also of Junior Academy, as she remarks or comments,

"I never wanted to attend your party in your old nasty house, anyway, and I didn't even care if I flicked cigarette ashes upon your red and black checkered basement floor that your father had painted just for the occasion!!  Nor did I want to later sit and rap with you inside your bedroom with Sandra Upshur!!  Although all three of us should have gotten into your bed to make love and have sex!!"

Jackie Grant, Sharlene McArthur, and Deirdre Graham, also from junior/high schools, as Ms. Grant remarks or comments and inquires,

"How am I supposed to see you?!!  You're just black!!  And all white people want to do is make you suffer for their convenience!!  I hope I never have to see you again!!  How were we supposed to know that you were really intelligent?!!  Aren't all black people and children taught to hate other blacks?!!  I'll do whatever I can to keep you alive!!"

Lenora and her daughter, old boyhood acquaintances once from Brooklyn, New York, as they remark or comment although also accusing me of once being a liar about Eric's bed wetting incident,

"If we knew that this would happen to you, that you would be starved to death or before being beaten to death within American society, we would have helped you!!  We would have saved you!!"

My aunt, Willie Mae Payton

My mother, Beatrice V. Hemingway, as she sits and gloats upon the top of the opaque grey stoop once at 175 Cooper Street in Brooklyn, while waving her hand and arm in farewell, then treacherously laughing before remarking and commenting,

"Goodbye, sucker!!  I hope you didn't actually believe that I wanted you to live here!!  And I really did prefer living in New York City!!  In Brooklyn!!  This is the only city for me, the only city for a 'dissing' woman like me!!  I never liked the South and still don't!!  So leave New York City for the last time because you were certainly stupid here!!  Goodbye and good riddance!!  Because you can't have anything down there!!  Those hateful people are not intelligent and won't always accommodate you efficiently!!"

In another instance, she is reminding me of the occasional hot pretzel that she treated me from the inside station concession stand when I would coincidentally meet her arriving upon the subway train platform at 14th Street - Union Square in Manhattan as I arrived there from high school before remarking and commenting,

"That thing is so nasty!!  How can you eat that?!!  Do you know how poor we are compared to some of these people also travelling back to Brooklyn and Canarsie?!!  And look how they peer, hate, and try not to allow you to see them laugh at or ridicule you!!  They don't see us like human beings!!They really see us and especially you because you're black like poor "street" people returning to their ghettos yet as if we don't really know it!!  Like dispossessed, wandering vagrant people who don't even know that they're poor and black!!  You can't see how they hate us and hate me as a black woman although with a very light-complexion!!  Can't even see how they hate your own mother!!  I guess within your mind they love me like you do!!"

Fomie Hemingway's last three surviving sisters

U.S. Secretary of State, Condoleezza Rice

First Lady, Laura Bush

U.S. Senator and Democratic Presidential candidate, Hillary R. Clinton

Former First lady/literary editor, Jacqueline Kennedy Onassis

Former LA District Attorney and prosecutor, Marcia Clark, as she remarks or comments,

"We know that you're not a good person who is pretending not to be a bad person so you won't get caught while doing "bad" things and then only to be accused as a "good" person!!  Because people are just not "good"!!  You'll slip up one day!!"

Entrepreneur/actress/talk show host, Oprah Winfrey

Florence Black, an old acquaintance, also from Brooklyn

The paternal and eldest female Grice, Graves ( from Gresham ), and Jones cousins

Singer/performer/songwriter, Roberta Flack

Frances Johnson, an old French teacher, once from Junior Academy

Robin Exum of the Class of 1980 and Marcia of the Class of 1981 at Bronx High School of Science

Alison Quintana, also there

Supermodel/actress, Heidi Klum

Supermodel/actress, Kate Moss, as she sharply switches or ejects a switchblade or jack-knife, although within another instance she remarks or comments,

"I never wanted to be a supermodel, anyway!!  This started as something to do just to acquire and have a little money!!  Instead, now, I have so many obligations, commitments, and responsibilities!!  It is very challenging and demanding to remain a successful supermodel!!"

Diva/actress, Paris Hilton

Diva/actress/singer, Britney Spears

The actress, Erica Slezak

The actress, Farah Fath

The actress, Tia Carrera

The actress, Halle Berry, as she remarks or comments,

"Since you have to refer to me with or while using drugs, I no longer like you!!"

The actress, Gillian Anderson

The actress, Kim Raver

The actress, Cynthia Nixon, as she remarks or comments,

"I don't like you, okay!!  That's what the new Sex and The City movie means, alright?!!  Now, remember, Miranda does not like you!!  She may have once liked you upon the television series, but not now!!  You don't know me or Miranda within this movie, so don't talk about me!!!" 

"Hippie" white females

Today Show afternoon hosts, Hota Kolb and Kathie Lee Gifford

Today Show morning and afternoon host, Natalie Morales

University of Tennessee Lady Volunteers teammate, Candace Parker, as she remarks or comments,

"And the next time that Imus or anybody else calls us "nappy-headed hoes", it will be worse!!"

An Asian female masseuse ( who alleges that I yanked her gold neck chain )

WFLA's Daytime co-host, Lindsay McFarland

WFLA's News 8 reporter, Gayle Guyardo

The actress, Mariska Hargitay 

Comedienne/actresses, Kristen Wiig and Amy Poehler

The actress, Peggy Lipton

The actress, Bridgette Wilson, in one instance while holding a gun to my head, before remarking or commenting,

"No, I don't like you!!"

Florida State Senator, Ronda Storms

Debra Lafave, convicted sexual offender

In another instance, Ms. Lafave, with her dark, deep-seated eyes and grimacing razor-small teeth requests to ride as my front seat passenger within my vehicle as I travel east along Bloomingdale Avenue before she begins punching and slapping my face, before remarking or commenting,

"This is the type of white woman that you should slap or hit within the face!!
Why don't you smack a white woman now and see what happens?!!"

Still later, she is arming with a gun to aim and hold to my head as I continue to drive as we wrestle for its control or exchange slaps and punches 

Maggie Rivera of Select Staffing in Tampa, Florida ( who probably didn't even submit my credentials and resume to the WC client )

Marie Crow, Maritza, Nicole Sims, Stacy Murdock, and Svetlana, once from Fidelity National Information Services, Inc. formerly Certigy, Inc. formerly Equifax, Inc. in St. Petersburg, Florida

Susan Kucia, Cecelia Calhoun, Megan Trenor, and Jenny Martinez, once also of The Hartford

Alyssa Coen, once from Teletech in Brandon, Florida

Heidi Khaddafi, once from Pro-Direct Marketing in Clearwater, Florida

Audrey the TO, the stout Latina night shift employee who stated that she had resigned and had been asked to return, and the diminutive blonde woman who sits at the center main table and disperses folders at KB Promotions

Sandy Welch, Mary Hamilton, Kristina Johnson, Plykeshia Bruce, and Emily Corder of Coventry Health Care Systems, as Ms. Bruce remarks or comments,

"I know that you think that you're a man but you're not!!  You must be so gay or sissified that you can't see that I'm a beautiful light-complexioned black woman!!  A fine light-complexioned woman!!  You don't know what to say to me!!  And its uncomfortable working with a man like you!!  I guess, I'm just so accustomed to being around "real" strong, manly black men who are knowledgeable about skills and trades or even being men that I can't like you!!  The next time you decide to berate and insult Jarvis, just make sure that there isn't a hateful black woman like me around who sees you like a nig _ _ _ !!"

Bernadette Brooks and DeAndrea Jenkins, once of Medco, Inc. and Kelly Services, Inc. in Tampa, Florida as Ms. Brooks remarks or comments,

"I know everything about those type of people who operate and occupy homeless shelters and they're shit!!  They don't want to help you and they only want to hinder you!!  Sometimes for the rest of your life!!  Because if you really hate them, they'll really hate you!!  Didn't they feed you enough meat?!!  I can't believe what I see and I really feel like crying to see how those people must have misled you to believe that they really cared about you when they just wanted to hurt you!!  Believe me, they didn't feed you enough!!  And Dave Mourning is also shit!!  I mean, that's the type of person that he is!!  Nor can I believe that the state of New Jersey is so evil to allow you to look the way that you do or allow you to acquire TANF and live within a homeless shelter!!  You would never get TANF down here in Florida!!  They only allow you processed and without any "hot prepared" foods on food stamps, right?!!  How much is it a month for a single person without any children living with them about $200 in food stamps and $138 of general assistance for rent, room and board, or other living expenses?!! If you were married with children or just a single woman with numerous children, you'd get more!!  Did you even think about abusing or cheating and defrauding the system?!!  That's what the immigrants do!!  From Europe, Asia and The Third World!!  It's better since Clinton took and left office but before then you could've made alot of money from its administration!!  This country is really shit!!"

In another instance, Ms. Jenkins remarks or comments,

"Well, at least now, you have the tiny dick to complement your gaunt, emaciated body!!  Now your body size matches your dick size!!  And I can feel it now when you walk unlike before when it seemed really small and shrivelled!!  That's me!!  I just prefer that black men be men and have the loins to match!!  Not like some exercise and weight-lifting punk who can eat and puff his body with a weak prick to piddle me for sex!!  They're born men!!  Born with natural strength and strong bodies!!  You don't have their natural strength and your body is just weak  I mean, you have to see it from a woman's perspective!!"

My wife, as she remarks or comments,

"I'm not your mother!!!  Get out, get out, get out!!!"

My wife's mother

Her grandmother

Her niece

Her friend from St. Petersburg, Florida

Her friend from Pennsylvania