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Well, it's been a while since I've done a proper insomniac rant. (My insomnia subsided somewhat.) But because I am bored and don't want to study here is a few of my least favourite things.
1. People who sign in to msn, and always have a busy/away sign up. This abuses the function of the busy/away sign. If you use them all the time regardless of whether you're actually indisposed people won't actually know whether it's okay to talk to you or not.
2. Over cooked cookies.
3. THis damn space bar sticking right now.
4. People who can't decide and 'sit on the fence' with everything, claiming all opinions are of equal value. They're not, and there is such thing as black and white/good and bad in certain situations, let's not get lost in the fog of moral relativism just yet please.
5. People who buy a high maintenance pet then shun and ignore it. Don't buy a bloody german shepard then refuse to walk it. It's not like they accidentally got pregnant and are now being lumped with a child. They chose to go out and acquire this animal knowing full well it would need their extensive attention. Worst example= a pony out near my godmother's house that is always standing in its paddock alone. It never gets ridden it only gets food dumped at its feet every few months or so to keep it alive. Which is cruel anyway.
6. People who let their dogs bark for two or three hours in the early hours of the morning every day. These people should be hung, drawn and quartered, their remains fed to their pets to keep them quiet for ten minutes.
7. People who listen to their Ipods so loud on the train I can hear it over my own- fuckin' stop making me deaf just coz you already are, you retarded vomit stain.
8. People who converse loudly and animatedly on the morning train- next to me. Have some human decency and shut the fuck up.
9. Bad fries from Macca's. I sampled my friends the other day, not nice.
10. White trash. I hate the way the talk, the way they 'raise' their kids and all the stupid shit they do. But I don't totally blame these people, they're involved in a vicious generational cycle of the abused going onto abuse their own children and teach them the same bad habits. Someone intelligent needs to step in and order them around because they clearly aren't capable of helping themselves.
11. Guys who shout 'slut' at you for no apparent reason when they're driving along with fifty of their friends in a car. I'd like to shoot them in the penis. I think it should be legal to mame or kill guys like that, who would miss them anyway? Their fucking families, they should have done a better job raising them with respect for women.
12. Pretty much everything.
13. The people who judge and desert me because I am 'depressed.' You don't even fucking know me, and I'm about four times smarter/funnier/more intuitive than you and your stinking friends with your bright smiles and fake happiness. DIE.
14. Emotional cowards who flee at the first sign of actually liking someone when they're already in a relationship with them. How fucking disingenuous.
15. People who say they don't want a 'relationship' but choose to date anyway because they are too scared to be alone with their own vacuous black hole of a personality. They're perfectly happy to let someone fall for them while they have no/and actively avoid emotional involvement themselves. This basically makes you a c*nt in my book, and I don't often use a term that derogatory. I reserve it for people who are especially repugnant as I disapprove of its use generally.
16. Ice cream that sits in the freezer too long and gets iceicles.
17. Ads.
18. Frizz in my hair.
19. Old drunk guys who hit on me. I'm sure my threatening to punch you in the face is such a turn on, but please, go back to your wrinkly old wife or your gutter or wherever you slithered from.
20. People who tell me to smile. Violence would be justified here.
21. University. Although I love it, I also hate it as it is a vacuum which sucks up all my time and gives me nothing tangible in return.
22. The silence late at night as my thoughts close in on me. I go to bed later each night just so I can sleep as soon as I get in bed.
23. My father when Collingwood has lost, as if this somehow excuses him from being civil.
24. People who apologise but follow it with... "but I only swore at you/killed your dog/raped that girl "because I had a lot on my mind/had various problems."
We all have problems you self involved marshmallow, that doesn't give you an excuse to do lame shit. You may mention it in the context of explaining why you are stressed if someone asks, but otherwise people don't want to hear your excuses. When I hear an apology followed by excuses, it damn near mutes the apology itself. It's like saying, "I'm apologising although I feel I shouldn't have to, you crazy bitch."
Enough said.
25. Guys who behave in the antisocial ways of (see 14 and 15) because they were screwed over by some chick. Don't perpetuate the problem, hater. Treat other people differently than that bitch treated you, otherwise you're just bein an ass and lettin her win/destroy your psyche/turn you into a generally unpleasant human being.
In conclusion, there are many things I hate and few things I love. But here are three things I like, just to balance out all this negativity.
1. Chocolate.
2. Praise for my writing.
3. Sun that is not too sunny, please.
That is all.
Good luck facing the future kiddies, C.S. |
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Posted by CynicalSweetheart on 2008-04-13 10:30:28 | Rating: | Views: 53
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vacuous what does that mean ?
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Posted by flipmaster
on 2008-04-13 12:16:03
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The quality of being empty, a type of nothingness usually associated with large breasted bimbos. C.S.
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Posted by CynicalSweetheart
on 2008-04-14 00:32:07
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...and mouth-breathers... :P
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Posted by BootLady
on 2008-04-14 21:37:38
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