Recently a Guy called "Giles" offered to publish some of my songs, as he is CEO or MD whatever you wanna call it of Carbonlogic.co.uk a site that hosts free space to unknown Artists of all variety's... its quite an intimate set up theres only 300 or so members, and so I agreed a few weeks ago about publish ect.. although it is'nt actually any kind of a big deal really.. I got published 6 years ago by my Agent who thought he had a hot HIT on his hands.. lol...

that never amounted to anything, and no doubt neither will this, but it's nice to think somebody partly believes in my Humble work... and to-day or rather Yesterday morning this fancy Envelope with enormous writing on it came through my doors horizontal vagina... no inner or outer Labia... just a slit.. sorry, but that word is fresh in my mind coz an online aquaintance of mine wrote a blog with that in the title...  and it tickled me...

However in this letter was a Cheque !!! for £1, yup, apparently its a legal "token" that is part of the official process, No I wont cash it... also in there was 2 sets of Contract with acres of gobbledegook and frightening sounding clauses? so I guess it's for real... so I guess I'll sighn it, what the hell...?

trouble is... the sticky icky problem is some of the samples I have used i.e. ABBA no less, are not really viable by the laws of Modern Musical commerce so, some of the Music will have to be compleatly re-mastered!!...

the point is they want the Words NOT the music nessassarily,  so its anyones guess where this will end up "litigation"  and dissapointment.. hey dont worry I am used to it.. misery is my middle name... but I thought someone might get a smile out of this insignificant tale of breathless expectation...

I'll let you know what happens... I have Zero Delusions about "making it in the Music Biz, but it is nice when someone takes the effort to show an interest in ones pet passtime... namely songwriting..

There is one person on the net who truly deserves that big break to stardom and celebrity, whos talent is so intence, its like being one of the first people who saw the Beatles live... and that person is a lady with a powerhouse of originality, and I would suggest to anyone who has ears to hear to listen to "Ainjel Emme" now thats what I call Talent... if you want healing, listen to her songs, I tell you they hit spots that the Alumni of all recorded history cant reach....

dont bother listening to my songs, go straight there and press play..  and fall under the spell of the Logos of pure "genius" I scream it from the rooftops, mark my words one day she will outsell Elvis.... there is a psycotheraputic quality that is unearthly in her work, I implore anyone who reads this, to pass GO and move directly to trancendental bliss....

Go on, what you waiting for..?