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Dont come to England.. a coffie costs $9... a can of coke can be almost $2 a cheap hotel will cost you at least $100 with free fleas... as you saw in last blog, GAS is Kissing $11... a packet of cigarettes is over $11.. a bottle of Whiskey is almost $30... you need to be a millionaire to enjoy a holiday here.. and its grinding poverty if your an Alchoholic...
and the People are as mean and unfriendly as you could imagin, as soon as you arrive you will be, in sequence... Robbed, spat on, pissed on, insulted made to wait, the whole place Stink's of bad breath & Diesel... forget it... give your money to the poor, not the most over Taxed Cuntry in the world, it's so small theres hardly any room to move... or Park !! Disneyland is bigger than England... dont waste your time, you've seen it on TV fer Chrissake, why take the trouble to actually come here... DONT ! we are a nation of Liars thieves Cheats & raving mad homosexuals....
Stay home and pet your Dog... on the other hand you could make a small donation to my ART fund, which is for the sole purpose of fulfilling my hedonistic lifestyle and filming it for the education of others.. no-one on Earth is more deserving of your spare cash than Myself... I'll put it to good use and send you recipts to give the taxman... remember a gift of Money is Tax deductable !!...
and will be very much appreciated.. with Garanteed christmas and birthday cards for life... so get you cheque book out, why come over here, when I can enjoy your holiday for you, by proxy.... if you want me I'll be in the queue at the Soup kitchen...
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Posted by Cutflowers on 2007-12-07 09:13:47 | Rating: | Views: 99
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