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To The True Love of My Life,
Dear, I hope you don’t mind, but seeing as you and I have never met I addressed this letter as you see above. I know it is rather rude not being on a name to name medium but dear, you can only blame it on your self. You see, I am perfectly ready to settle down with you my love but you for some reason have yet to show up. Do you have the flue? If so, please note that the normal amount of sick days has been very much shot over and currently, you are not getting paid. That is right; you are not doing your job.
In the case that you have shown up but have simply not made yourself clear to me that you ARE my true love please do one of the following: come to school (yes, my school) in shirt clearly stating that you are my love. If you can not find my school fly a blimp over my town bearing the same message. If you cannot find my town, do something crazy that will get you (in that shirt) on the news. If all else fails, you may reply to this letter. As a note of importance, all of these proceedings should lead to me being swept of my feet, a long movie kiss, and our eventual perfect marriage within the year. Also, bring flowers and chocolate with peanut butter; if you do not bring the peanut butter, you are not my true love.
Now dear, I realize that you may be afraid of approaching me because I know to you I am the perfect female. Please Mr. True Love, this is your job and I am quite tired of waiting. The next time I see you, please approach me immediately and begin fulfilling your end of the deal. I promise I’ll be laughing with you not at you, at least when you’re around.
Do be careful when you come to claim my heart, look both ways before crossing the street and clean behind your ears.
You really must show up soon,
Your True Love
PS: I forgot to tell you, but there are several people out for your job. If you do not accept your position soon, I may have to accept.
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Posted by CursedClocks on 2008-03-31 08:35:00 | Rating: | Views: 120
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i think this is a cute post. very creative and entertaining....
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Posted by thurst930
on 2008-03-31 08:48:41
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awe i love this one wish i could shoot this post to my "love"
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Posted by diaryofafatgirl
on 2008-03-31 09:01:29
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Be patient. It would suck to be entangled with Mr. Close Enough when Mr. True Love finally shows up.
Awesome post!
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Posted by BootLady
on 2008-03-31 09:27:19
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I love this...soooo true!! Settling for Mr. Maybe is worse than waiting for Mr. Right!! Loved this post!!! :0)
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Posted by cincity304
on 2008-04-03 11:01:47
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