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 I think my Aunt wants to exorcise me ...
OK ... so my dad informed me the other day that my aunt carol is coming to visit. i'm really not sure how i feel about all of this. see. she's a religious fanatic. and i, am not so much. once a week we get a letter from her, and for the most part it contains quotes from the bible. that and local churches we should look into and claiming that we need to get baptised to redeem our souls and such.

So basically my biggest fear is she's going to drag me to church and i'll be struck by lightning ... or that she'll declare me a jezebel and call in a priest to exorcise me ... as entertaining as the latter may be, i just don't think that'll be such a good thing ... so my dad is suggesting i take out most of my body jewelry and look into turtle necks for a "cold october" to cover most of the tattoos ... turtle necks long pants and socks will cover it haha ...

anyhow ... she's bringing her husband and daughter with her ... they all dress like they are amish ... sooo goal ... get my 27 year old cousin (gorgeous girl, never had a boyfriend, completely afraid of her parents) out, into some better clothes ala the mall haha, and into a bar haha ... that is the goal ... attainable? perhaps ... from my understanding she's mildly rebelious so .....

moving on tho ... i need to start up some cleaning so it doesn't look like i came home drunk last night and slept the day away ... i'll talk to everyone later!!
    Posted by Crystastrophe on 2008-09-09 12:39:19 | Rating: | Views: 61
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Weel, you just racked up a million friend points. lol
Posted by  MockedUnicorn  on 2008-09-09 12:41:25 
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