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 Crazy Ex-Girlfriends
"What a strange thing man is; and what a stranger thing woman."


People. They say that each individual is his own little world... but why the hell did so many crazy bitches pass my way??? Some people just cannot accept rejection very well, or better said, the fact that they are no longer part of your life.

From the almighty "Restricted Call" at different times of the night, to stalking me, to destroying my car into a piece of crap (it was already a Hyundai to start with).

The latest of sociopaths just decided to somehow find information about my current girlfriend and EMAIL her a whole research paper on how much of a prick I am. This of course included different distorted things from my past, along with some wonderful made up stories. All she needed was a few more characters, a family tree, and some celebrity... and It could have been a great Hollywood box office hit!!!

What could make a person think that such acts of desperation and anger could have a positive desired outcome is beyond me. I then begin to wonder how this little psycho plans her day:

List of things to do today:

1. Wake up at 1pm.
2. Watch TV and eat some cereal.
3. Sharpen teeth.
4. Find this guy's current girlfriend, get her email, and write a lunatic letter pretending I am her friend.
5. Try on old prom dress and glare evilly in the mirror.
6. Pick through little black book and find guys to call and say I am pregnant.
7. Watch Lifetime.
8. Go shopping for cucumbers.
9. Slice cucumber while burning pic of ex, and cursing in tongues.
9. Find his FaceBook and cry myself to sleep.

People need to learn to move on with their lives. In the words of the great Martin Luther King Jr who once said "Bitches be crazy"... ok ok, he didn't say that, I was just trying to sound a little sophisticated. In conclusion! If someone is no longer with you, find someone else and stop living on old memories, or just take your medications and you will be fine.

Yup...bitches be crazy,

Conflict


PS- Thanks to "Yourgoddess" for helping with the To do list.
 
    Posted by Conflict on 2009-11-22 01:17:16 | Rating: | Views: 52
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You've got some crazy issues. But if you want a little bit of insight from a girl. Most of us like to hope that things will turn out our way no matter if you have a new girl friend or tell your ex that you hate her. We still have this concept that we will get you in the end. Even though you know that will never happen. I know this doesnt help your situation but it may give you a little insight into why shes doing this. That and also she is obviously obsessed with you.
Posted by  Shelly_17  on 2009-11-22 01:28:46 
  
Indeed. lol. Thanks for the comments.
Posted by  Conflict  on 2009-11-22 01:52:11 
  
For women (not crazy bitches) its hard to accept that someone you loved or even liked alot doesn't want you in your life anymore so sorry to say we'll try any means to get you back even if its completely insane. All women are a little crazy it is how we are built....I've had to deal with the crazy ex of a bf and it was insane so I feel for your current gf. we only think with our emotions when it come to relationships.
Posted by  cooper13  on 2009-11-23 10:17:35 
  
Like I always say "I'm Crazy for you" should never be taken literally. =) Thank you for stopping by Cooper.
Posted by  Conflict  on 2009-11-23 19:38:44 
  
I don't think this is a fair assessment. C'mon, there must be some non-crazy women out there somewhere. Why, there's...um...hang on, I'll think of one...um...okay, how 'bout...no, she's nuts too...damn. You might be on to something here, Conflict :P
Posted by  BootLady  on 2009-12-02 06:11:21 
  
Hahahahahhaha... Thanks Boots!
Posted by  Conflict  on 2009-12-02 19:41:05 
  
Really? Wow sounds like you attract them... I'm not nuts, well except for the twitching of my head occasionally.. and I don't stalk ex's oh unless you count ... haha just kidding!
Posted by  EasyToSay  on 2009-12-02 06:21:26 
  
I've seen you staring at my window at 3am. Stop denying it. lol
Posted by  Conflict  on 2009-12-02 19:41:59 
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