"What a strange thing man is; and what a stranger thing woman."
People. They say that each individual is his own little world... but why the hell did so many crazy bitches pass my way??? Some people just cannot accept rejection very well, or better said, the fact that they are no longer part of your life.
From the almighty "Restricted Call" at different times of the night, to stalking me, to destroying my car into a piece of crap (it was already a Hyundai to start with).
The latest of sociopaths just decided to somehow find information about my current girlfriend and EMAIL her a whole research paper on how much of a prick I am. This of course included different distorted things from my past, along with some wonderful made up stories. All she needed was a few more characters, a family tree, and some celebrity... and It could have been a great Hollywood box office hit!!!
What could make a person think that such acts of desperation and anger could have a positive desired outcome is beyond me. I then begin to wonder how this little psycho plans her day:
List of things to do today:
1. Wake up at 1pm.
2. Watch TV and eat some cereal.
3. Sharpen teeth.
4. Find this guy's current girlfriend, get her email, and write a lunatic letter pretending I am her friend.
5. Try on old prom dress and glare evilly in the mirror.
6. Pick through little black book and find guys to call and say I am pregnant.
7. Watch Lifetime.
8. Go shopping for cucumbers.
9. Slice cucumber while burning pic of ex, and cursing in tongues.
9. Find his FaceBook and cry myself to sleep.
People need to learn to move on with their lives. In the words of the great Martin Luther King Jr who once said "Bitches be crazy"... ok ok, he didn't say that, I was just trying to sound a little sophisticated. In conclusion! If someone is no longer with you, find someone else and stop living on old memories, or just take your medications and you will be fine.
Yup...bitches be crazy,
Conflict
PS- Thanks to "Yourgoddess" for helping with the To do list.