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Watch very closely in the scenes set in New York City's Central Park in the upcoming major feature film, 'Definitely / Maybe' starring Ryan Reynolds, Rachel Weisz, tand Abigail Breslin, hat darling little girl from 'Little Miss Sunshine,' Kevin Kline and a host of other real movie stars.
Set for nationwide release on Valeinte's Day 2008, this is a romantic comedy set in the world of the political campaign arena, woven into the story of a young single father whose daugher is asking some tough and important questions, starting with, of these 3 women, which one is my Mom?
Enough about them. They're all gorgeous, talented, successful, smart and hardworking and lucky too, and everything in the world is going for them. This is about me. Me, me, me, me.
Look for me, in the Central Park scenes. I'll be the guy that looks like - oh my gosh, it might be - it could be - it is! It's Bill Clinton, jogging with a dozen Secret Service gorillas through the winding oasis that is Central Park. Can;t miss me - I'll wave when I see you.
Valentines Day 2008. In a world where big stars get megabucks to play cute variations of themselves, prepare yourselves for the greatest non-speaking jog-by ever attempted by any impersonator artist, including Sid the stucco painter over on 49th and Broadway who thought he was Gaughain, the most incredible approximately 3 to 10 seconds the world of cinema has ever known. Critics will be speechless in their admiration, and the press will reflect this world-gripping apathy as the movie-going public will sigh with amazement, snore in terror, experienc REM sleep in sheer horror as...oh, is my scene over yet, Mr. DeMille?
Life is a lot of hot air, blown along by more hot air. At least, it was fun.
Hey. watch my new video here, too. It's called "Bowling for Hillary,"" and I hope you'll like it, and share it. Thanks!
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