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FIST OF HONOR-1992-I've noticed that for some reason I watch a shit load of bad movies. I don't understand it! Once when I had nothing to do I watched this thing called FIST OF HONOR starring everyone's favorite nobody Sam Jones, a former Playgirl centerfold who also had the great pleasure of playing Bo Derek's husband in the colossally bad hit 10. He plays Fist Sullivan, an ex-boxer strongman who works for crime boss Harry Guardino who's about to renege on his truce with a rival Don (portrayed by Abe Vigoda, TV's own lovable Fish) who is the nicer of the two thugs. Although he fights for the mob Fist says he doesn't like to hurt people. What about the audience? They're people too you know??? He has a fight with a big muscular black guy but mostly he beats up skinny white ones.

Anyway to make matters worse ex-football star Bubba Smith is a crooked cop! And there are dumb scenes like a football coach being gunned down right in front of his whole team! When Abe's character is killed Fist is framed for the murder (and 5 others). The unique acting talents of Nicolas Worth (from DON'T ANSWER THE PHONE) are put to good use as Don Guardino's right hand man who accidently kills Fist's wife (Joey House) who is also Guardino's mistress. The unappealing Jones gets revenge of course proving it pays to work for the right mob!

FOH was directed by former cinematographer Richard Pepin who with his PM Entertainment partner Joseph Merhi churned out nearly 100 martial arts action movies (many starring Don "The Dragon" Wilson). I think they've stopped though! Screenwriter Charles Kanganis later directed DENNIS THE MENACE STRIKES BACK.......

BEYOND SUSPICION-1994-BS(ha!)is a boring Canadian based action drama that has Jack Scalia (who was on the TV show POINTMAN at the time) as an obnoxious corrupt cop trying to find the murderer of his partner. Police Internal Affairs think he's responsible. Stephanie Kramer (who ten years before was a regular on TV's HUNTER) is a photojournalist who gets in the way but has a photo of the killer. Scalia roughs up muggers, sleeps with Kramer (who uses a body double) and contemplates suicide (but not enough). This stupid movie somehow ties everything together when Scalia kidnaps Kramer's daughter to get the photo because he's being blackmailed by his boss (William Davis from TV's THE X-FILES), who let him kill some gangsters (?) .

The director, Paul Ziller had worked on the HIGHLANDER TV series and also made PLEDGE NIGHT, BLOOD FIST lV: DIE TRYING and BACK IN ACTION (with Billy Blanks and Roddy Piper).
 
    Posted by CavedogRob on 2007-10-24 18:19:55 | Rating: | Views: 83
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hi cavedog!
don't feel bad. i'm an expert at paying to see bad movies. i payed to see 'the reaping' and 'constantine'.
ok. you can laugh now.
ok you can stop now.
;o)
cheers!
Posted by  badlydrawnstickman  on 2007-10-24 19:13:41 
  
i said you can stop laughing now!
Posted by  badlydrawnstickman  on 2007-10-24 19:16:04 
  
Whew! I finally stopped!
Posted by  CavedogRob  on 2007-10-25 18:40:15 
  
I've seen a movie of Don "the Dragon" Wilson. I've also seen the covers of other movies that he's starred in. He's one of those big b-movie action stars. He'll probably be used as a measuring stick for future b-movie action stars.

I've caught a glimpse (just a glimpse) of the Highlander TV series in one episode. If it has any relation to the movies of the same name, then I'd like to see a few episodes just to get a feel of what the show is like.

I find it hilarious how you would bother to do reviews for movies you dislike. You're a great information source for BOMB movie fans.

* I got the term "BOMB" from a movie guide where the critic used it to describe movies that were badly done.
Posted by  SubTomato  on 2007-10-26 04:56:22 
  
I don't even know of Don Wilson still makes movies. Almost of all them were direct to video I think.

I think all the Highlander TV episodes were released on video. Not sure ablout dvd though...

I review bad movies because I want to "share my pain" with everyone else.. and warn them!!
Posted by  CavedogRob  on 2007-10-27 09:49:03 
  
Yup! The Highlander TV episodes are all on DVD. I have some!
Posted by  tonyaldr  on 2007-12-04 19:44:50 
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