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OK, here we go. Everyone be watching Family Feud the week of Valentines Day, '08. You'll see yours truly, Mr. President again on the Tele, with nine other Celebrity Impersonators. It was taped three days ago in Hollywood, CA. (What is it about saying I did something in "Hollywood" that sounds so whoop-de-doo?) There were nine other impersonators, and it was the guys against the girls. It really was a lot of fun. I'd tell you more but I can't give out any details before the show airs. I can say that the folks at the show were wonderful to work with.

The night before the show, I ventured out at Universal Studio's City Walk, their after hours shopping and entertainment district. They have so much to do, and I was just out just looking around. This was the second stop of a three performance trip.

The day before I was in Des Moines, Iowa. That was great fun too. Actually, I love each show because, I treat every performance like it is my only one. This time it was for a humongous Pig Farmer. Wait, I don't mean the guy was humongous although he is rather tall, No, his business is the state's largest pig farm. At one point during my presentation, I said..."And I thought all the pork came from Washington..."

After the gig, the two "Secret Service" blokes and I went out on the town, in search of Hillary. that's right, Hillary Clinton was in town. Iowa, remember...The Caucus? Obama was coming in the next morning with what's her name...oh yeah, Oprah. It's no wonder Barack calls her "WinFree." Anyway, we shot a game of pool, then went to the hotel that we suspected was being used by the political pundits. When we got there, we found that we were not allowed on the eighth floor. Hmmm. Who's on the eighth floor. CNN truck parked outside, and we can't get on the eight floor. Funny, before I knew I wasn't allowed on the eight floor, I didn't care about ANY floor on the hotel. But now that I was denied access, it was all I wanted. Ladies and gentlemen, there is a lesson in psychology. If you want to create desire for something, just tell people they can't have it. Well, we never met any of the famous candidades, but we surprised folks hanging around the lobby.

The next day I flew to LA, and as I said, went to City Walk. They have an amazing attraction. It's an Air Tube you can actually fly in. Yes I said Fly! Air blows up though it at such a velocity that it lifts you right up off the ground. I walked up, in full Bush outfit, and watched, video camera rolling. A lady happened to say behind me, "If you're interested in a flight, come ask me." I turned around without turning off the camera, and said, yes, The President wants to know about it, all the while video taping. Well, to make a long story short, President Bush Flew.

Turns out that President Bush #41 actually did this thing in Orlando, FL, to train for his parachute jump. You know, I live in Orlando, FL, and all that time, I never thought to do this thing. Isn't that how it often is? I know alot of people who live in Orlando who've never been to Disney. I must say that I really LIKED IT! It was so much fun, and I plan to go to the one in Orlando and see about getting an annual pass, so I can go fly whenever I get the urge.

The next day I flew home (in a plane) where I picked up Kathy, and she and I performed for a group in Daytona Beach. This was last night. This weekend I'll be in Phoenix with my seventeen year old son Daniel. Well folks, gotta run. Kathy and I are about to go out with some friends and eat at a Thai restaurant (We just ate some spaghetti at home before we go, in case we can't handle the food...Don't tell our friends)