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all this teddy bear ever wanted was to be held.but, no one ever knew quite how hard to squeeze teddy.all his past owners had either squeezed him too tightly,causing lack of oxygen to his furry little brain and resulting in him passing out or forgetting his abc's.....or they carried him in their grasp too loosely and would just end up dropping him somewhere along the way.

one day, the most recent owner ...a truly heartless harlot named charlotte ....was dangling teddy out the window as she was driving her car much too fast the wrong way down a one way street.

the heartless harlot whose name was charlotte let go of teddy just as her once thought pretty by the local football team face was thrust into the windshield ,causing her so-called beauty to smash into a thousand tiny pieces with the glass from said windshield.

teddy flipped and flopped and flew down the road and landed upon his head.

he was all shook up and a little beat up like an old pair of blue suede shoes, but he was a far cry from being all mutilated and ruined like the poor,heartless harlot whose name was charlotte.

he dusted himself off ..... he shook and rattled and rolled,and before long ....he was as good as new.a ready teddy.

but, he looked around and he was all alone in the ghetto.

he saw a big neon sign that said heartbreak hotel,and he began to schlepp toward the sign on the balls of his little teddy bear feet.

as he was schlepping , a car pulled up.a beautiful rose hung out the window and in her most sweetest southern dialect said "hey, where you off to teddy bear?" 

the teddy bear looked over and replied " my owner carelessly dangled me out the window and her face became a windshield wiper,and now I am all alone and heart broken.so, therefore, I am going to that heartbreak hotel over there."

the rose stopped the car and pulled over towards where teddy had stopped his schlepping and said to the bear, "well, I been pretty heart broken myself, but I ain't going to no heartbreak hotel down here in the ghetto.those places are crawlin' with crackwhores and pimps and things.ain't no place for a rose like me or a teddy bear like you."

the teddy bear schlepped over toward the window of the car ,of which the pretty southern rose was now hanging out of."where are you headin'?" the teddy bear asked.

the rose beamed and loudly exclaimed " they're having a clambake over there on blueberry hill.I've had enough crying in the chapel and I need to be more gentle on my mind.so, I'm gonna sing a little hail hail rock 'n' roll, do the hound dog and get a little roustabout going.you should come along and keep an eye on johnny b. goode for me, so he keeps his hands to himself.them boys do got some suspicious minds,ya know? what do ya say?"

the teddy hung his head and sighed " I am a teddy bear.I just want to be held.I don't wanna be no t-r-o-u-b-l-e."

the rose smiled and said , " I'll hold ya, teddy bear.I won't squeeze you too tight so that you's can't breathe or remember your abc's and I promise to never let you go.I'll hold you just right."

the teddy bear figured he didn't have anything to lose.this rose sure was sweet and nicer than that old heartless harlot whose name was charlotte.

so, teddy bear hopped in through the window and snuggled himself right on down next to rose.the ramblin' rose, she called herself.

ramblin' rose turned to teddy and said " I got a feeling about you teddy bear."

next thing you know they took off down the road with the top down singing "love me tender" and following their dreams.the teddy bear and the ramblin' rose.