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Inspiration credit for this one goes to landdownunder….
I was working on a “special project” for the Grand Imperial Poohbah (GIP). He’s the guy who owns the place where I work. He’s an imposing character, well over six fee and BIG. This doesn’t scare me, though. What scares me about this guy is that he presumes to be all-knowing.
This is not intended to be a character assassination, although, I’m sure I’ll take a few shots as I go…
We had a meeting set to discuss my progress on the project. I, for some reason, wanted to appear that I knew what I was doing. I was well-prepared. I had answers for every question GIP could possibly come up with. I was a little nervous that Mr. All-knowing would catch me up on some insignificant detail and scoff his I-knew-you-were-an-idiot smile. I was determined not to give him the chance!
Armed with a raft of (brilliant) hard work, I waded into the meeting. I stared him down, spoke eloquently, and answered all of his questions concisely.
After about an hour of this, I noticed something white on the floor just behind where GIP was standing. I didn’t pay it much mind. A few minutes later, he took his leave, and I went over to see what the white thing was.
I couldn’t believe what I was seeing! It was a pair of women’s panties! I was shocked! I had heard that Mrs. GIP was out of town all week, and I knew that GIP was not renowned for his fidelity. All I could think of was that somehow a woman’s panties had fallen out of his pocket while we talked.
Lovely. What now? I figured I’d better dispose of the evidence, so I got a ruler and hooked the undies off the floor.
Hmmm…..these looked vaguely familiar….
OMFG!! They were MINE!!!
They must have been caught in my pant leg, and fallen out while I was standing there trying to appear semi-intelligent to my boss!!
The most embarrassing part of this story? I have all kinds of NICE undies. Something black and lacy would still have been embarrassing, but MUCH cooler than having my one and only pair of Bridget Jones Specials (the mighty whities your grandma used to wear) be the offending undergarment!
I must have stood there, all by myself, blushing furiously for at least half an hour ….
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Posted by BootLady on 2008-03-14 09:22:31 | Rating: | Views: 71
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Too funny!A co worker was chatting with our boss and the big boss,she lost her slip.It was a pooled around her ankles.She said should I pick up or toss it aside.Lol,instead she pulled it up.
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Posted by pitapie50
on 2008-03-14 09:29:06
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Ohhh god, I wonder if GIP noticed them, I am not sure wether to laugh or cover my mouth so not to laugh out loud in case of offending you. But I have a story like that too.
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Posted by KP
on 2008-03-14 09:32:36
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