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| Insomnia and Mini Me....Coincidence?
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I've just discovered something odd about being awake at an obscenely early hour. Apparently, the geniuses (genii? genies?) who crunch the numbers and study demographics have determined that there is HUGE market out there among insomniac tv-watching males with...now how do I say this delicately?...ah, hell, I'll just hold up my baby finger and waggle it, you'll get the idea...
Can this be true? Is there really a secret society of mini-me-middle-of-the-night tv junkies out there? Advertisers seem to think so. But, how do they determine such things? Do they do phone surveys to find this stuff out?
"Good evening, sir, we're doing a survey - Are you happy with the size of your penis, and, if not, do you happen to watch tv at 4 o'clock in the morning?"
"Er, yes...how did you know that?? Oh crap! Did I leave my webcam on again??"
(Oh man, I feel another "explicit content" flag coming on...)
Even flipping through the miriad of channels in search of anything to distract me from firing up my computer and working at this ungodly hour, I was bombarded with ad after ad for the same thing!
Hmmm...do you suppose lack of sleep affects the size of your genitalia? Might be worthy of some research....
Bust out the scientists! We've got work to do!
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Posted by BootLady on 2008-03-08 07:43:01 | Rating: | Views: 71
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Lol. Insomniac TV is always pretty unstimulating. There's lots of dating ads plaguing the lonely and sleep deprived in the hope that they will give and pay the $4.00 a text message to communicate with SexyBot Jane.
I know, because I often end up watching black and white movies on ABC simply because the alternative is male oriented onslaughts of ads or Jessica Simpson presenting Proactive.
Slim pickings, anyway. (I found ya by lookin at that comment u left on my fic piece, thanks btw : )
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Posted by CynicalSweetheart
on 2008-03-10 05:21:34
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AHhhhh so that's why my ex-husband used to stay up later than me!!!
Ooops did I just say that out loud!
:)
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Posted by EasyToSay
on 2008-03-10 21:48:11
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