Here, here!! I'm off to go post some good crap of my own. Maybe I'll even go find a survey somewhere. ;)

A survey, you say...I'm right behind you, girl! :)

5 stars!!!!!!!!
Brilliant -- with a mix of humor, eloquence and class
Rock On, Boots.
Peace.

Thanks, Colorado! Great to see you, girl :)

Hey, Are you sure this isn't a sex site? Cause I've seen alot of it too. Mostly from the *younger* crowd. Yep 5 stars for your rant LOL

Thanks, BJ...yeah, I just buzz-bombed one of them. I snapped my twig...sigh...it happens :)

You go girl !!! I'm with you !!!

Thanks, nana! I'm with you too :)

I am SO with you! What happened to the good ol' days of Thoughts, huh? I miss those days. *sigh*

:)

Sigh...me too, Mandie. Well, we can ignore it all, I guess...cept for the need to vent about it once in a while :)

lol that was a rant
u tell em

Hi snuggle! Yup, it sure was! :)

oh damn!

i came to read this thinking it was about sex. *sigh*
umm... where did you say all the sex posts were? ummm... just wondering. oh... and the sexy cuties who don't want to sleep with me?

hehehehe....

cheers!
;)

Awww sticky, I'm sorry! I'm sure if they only KNEW you, they'd wanna sleep with you! I was gonna say more, but now I'm laughing too hard...

:) Missed the schitt out of you!

Me tooooo...um, I missed you too, not I missed me (that'd just be weird) :)

Last week I was a flower and a hot chick according to my avatar. While the hot chick phat said he wanted to --- well be with me so does that make me pathetic. I am hoping to be deeply pathetic though---

LoL!

Good rant. Missed ya Boots!

See? You illustrate my point (well, one of them anyway) exactly! And no, it doesn't make you pathetic at all. Phat, on the other hand...well...

Thanks, Mike :)

GREAT rant!

Thanks, CG :)

Fancy coming over for a cup of tea and a freshly baked scone? Sounds like you need it but then again, I agree with every word you say. One thing I have noticed about avators is that when you get a very pretty blonde, you do get lots of hits. As it happens the content is usually quite good, but try being grey, with a great big mole on your chin, wire glasses and a crooked nose and you just might not get so many. So I'll stick to my well worn avator cause it's mine. So there. E x

E, I will happily accept your invitation with thanks! :)

Ahhhhh ...... now I understand. You should also understand that I have thousands of friends in my email list, on six continents. I don't need to click my own blog. And, for the record, everything I write is notable. My friends, peers and acquaintances from 5 years of work in radio are a Who's Who of Altwernative media. I'm sure you've seen some of them on CNN, FoxNews and The History Channel. Now do you understand why my posts get so much attention?

George

George, I owe you an apology for buzz-bombing you. I've seen so many self-clickers, I guess I just snapped. It happens. To me. A lot. To be honest, I was a little surprised because you actually DO have some interesting things to say. Please don't let my little tantrums slow you down.

To Quote Wm Shakespeare:

"methinks the lady doth protest too much."

If your so great than why are you here? Not that Thoughts is a bad place. Not that your post's are not well wrote and very good. Wouldnt your friends care to comment on what you write if it was so important to them?

I am not attacking you but I watched you get 100 hits in less than one minute after posting a blog. Your friends would have to be just hanging out waiting for your next post for that to happen.

Who knows maybe they are but it is hard to believe.

So, You get to be popular by self clicking Boots? Sheesh i wish someone had told ME that sooner. I've been here awhile now and i consider myself lucky if i get A comment never mind 20. Perhaps I am a trogladyte and my avatar is too horrible for people to click on? Perhaps i need to sell sex on here? However I think the few quarters thrown in my direction would lower my self esteem further.

I have been called deep and I was chuffed to be called that, however now i'm thinking that maybe they were having a go at me!!! Oh joy I don't know the rules here and i see happiness where i should feel shame!!

Perhaps i will go back to my little blog where no one knows me and hide in the corner and hope that no one will notice all the schitt that i write and hope that I attract all the crazies who post on the same level as me.

Either that, or I'll please myself.

Ps, those sex sites you sent me didn't make me drool, so does that make me classy?

Apparently it IS possible to shoot a ham sandwich out your nose. Live 'n' learn.

Was it the violets I left? It WAS, wasn't it! I assume so because I am a prolific, beautiful, sex-crazed, attention seeker! The fact that I have done my job here, and got you to post this drivel, is a testament to my wonderiferousness!! Rant on Boots!! It only fuels my ego!!

PS...This was SO unoriginal.../sigh

xoxoPuRpSxoxo

pps...is 700 the magic number, because I am getting carpal tunnel here!

Yes, okay? The violets are making me INSANE!! See what you make me do, Purps?? You just get your butt over here and take these violets back, okay??

Oh, and if you can't handle 700 just put the word out - you have friends who will help you :)

Heyyyyyy!!! Who's clickin' me up here??

Hey Boots,I sent you an E-mail of what I thought of your post,because I didn't want it to look I was just adding to your comment traffic....Oh,damn....I guess I just did,anyhow.;)

LOL!! It's always a pleasure to have a comment from you, cabin-guy :)

AWESOME BLOG!!

Thanks, Whitters! :)

lol first blog I read today and i loved it... your rock Bootperson

No, YOU rock, Doug! :)

LOL Thank you, thank you, thank you, You just said what I was thinking mannnnny times. I really can not stand so many inmature reactions from some bloggers sometimes. Keep it real here that's i all I have to say and you said the rest lol

Have a nice day:)

Well, Michelle, I've never really been one to keep my mouth shut :P

There's nuthin' wrong with real :)

Wow what a party, where are the eats? Where's the dancing? Four hundred and counting... It's crowded in here but it's Boot's party and you know everyone is gonna have a great laugh!

Hmmm, yeah, greunie...if I could raise an eyebrow, I would (yet another missing gene). Somebody's been having fun with the refresh button. Meh! Go with your strengths, right? If clicking refresh is your forte, fill yer boots! :)

One of the toddlers of thoughts seems to have gotten away from his keeper. So very cute how 'it' has learnt to push the button. Now clap everyone, positive re-inforcement is important to the children.

that was a rant....I am new to this site...and I enjoy it because I can speak from my heart. Sex sells....big deal...you can't take any of it with you. I will check out your ranting again sometime....and maybe even challenge you....Just kidding! Good luck and God Bless.....

Hi Kim, welcome to Thoughts! You're welcome to come back and rant with me anytime :)

BootLady..Is your finger okay? How in the world did you get that many hits? Ha!! nice post, nice rant. You go girl. :)

peace :) shemelts

shemelts, the secret is to alternate and ultimately use all of your fingers. Oh, I used my toes too for this one (apparently). Cripes! I think there's a squad of clickers on me here :P

One thousand seven hundred and thirty four!

HAH! I should have known! Thanks, Steve (I think...)

Your a great fucking hoot and I love your ass im not gay but will you marry my sexy avatar?...

Refreshing your ass ten fold and you know you love my sexy writes be they only fiction ;).

Wait You're a great fucking hoot I stand corrected by my self!

Awww, thanks, Sara! You're a clicking wonder :)

2000+ hits! Damn girl you are so Pop-pop-pop-u-lar!!!!

You're THE BEST and I've missed you! xo :)

LOL!! Thanks, Kaybee! I've missed you too!

Yup and completely insane but love ya anyways :).

~ you said it Bootlady :) good on ya :) ~

Thanks, frenchkiss (I'm replying to these all separately so I can have more hits - oh wait, that doesn't really work, does it?)

I have no idea what is going on...don't know how to "refresh" and, quite frankly, don't think I fit into any of the annoying categories mentioned....however, I fit into a few of my own that make me pretty obnoxious!!! Will you bitch me out someday? I want to be popular too!!! hahaha!

Nope, funfreak, you're not the object of today's rant-o-rama, however, I'm free on Monday if you wanna come back and have a go :P

WHAT?! You're NOT a supermodel? You don't want to sleep with me? All those fricken refreshes to somehow win your attention and attention and you aren't the centerfold fantasy of my troglodyte dreams? Shit. What've I been wasting all my time here for then? I coulda, shoulda been hanging out on any number of pay-per-view sex sites. So much for my "see, I'm sensitive" ruse of wanting to become a writer. Boot lady was too smart to fall for that line.

Well, so long as I'm here and unmasked at last, I think greunie's on the right track. This is quite a party you're hosting. I'll go to the kitchen and work on the hors d'oeurves.

Well, see, here's the beauty of it, David...I really AM a supermodel, but I'm using this kissy-face ole lady avatar as a decoy. I do so hate to be pestered - I just don't have time to sleep with everyone!

Thanks for all the refreshes, though, I do appreciate the attention. Oh wow! I see I'm cool enough to get one-starred now too! I can die happy :)

LOL, OMG! (yes, the expression is used, sparingly). You did indeed earn the coveted lone star award! Wow. BootLady really knows how to tick 'em off! Way to go!

So, um, not to pester you, but, could you see fit to pencilling me in for say, 9:53 p.m. next Tuesday? I understand if that's Phat's time slot, there could be issues... ;)

For you, David, I'll make room on my schedule. Of course, that'll require cancelling a photo shoot, but hey, it's only money, right? :)

Hey, maybe I should wear my one-star on my chest and be the sheriff! Whaddaya think?

LOL. Money. What is that stuff anyways? Seems I used to have it, but now it's such an abstract and elusive concept...

Get Kel to make up your photo session. She'd do a better job anyways. ;)

I think that's a deal. I'll get you a gun to go with the badge. I sure as hell don't want to wear a pointy target in this burg. But I'll be the first guy to your side and a bit in back of you. That or only you will know I am cradling a rifle over a bat-wing door to cover you, until it's too late.

Dang right you can do what you want! This is still the USA right? Or Canada? What? Gotta go, time for supper. Wait, how long did it take to drum up 2000+, I want to try!

I have no idea, Mike - I wasn't here!! Yikes! It had to have been a bunch of help, though. I helped other Mike with it one time and it takes a LOT longer than you'd think (please don't repeat that) :P

wait wait, does that mean everyone thinks Im a fruit?! (see my avatar)
hmmm, no wonder Ive been feeling a bit loony lately... I guess we are what we present our selves to be...

Nope, Azalia, it means that you may or may not be a fruit...er...cherry...er...

Anyway, it means that you could even be a nine-foot purple pony and we've have no way of knowing for sure. But yes, there are those who will believe that you are in fact a bunch of cherries, because that it what your avatar tells us :)

2160! Wow you go girl. I wonder if someone flags you that it will jump up to 5K??? I won't do it, but I do wonder/

Damn, Louis! I forgot the flag! ARGH!

I miss a lot of the crap. To each their own I guess. Rants are good for the soul...it keeps one from giving the finger. Well, the giving the finger is kind of a lie. It's the international hi sign:)

It's funny, Pita, I was actually thinking of you when I wrote this mess :)

Holy Hell!!! When the BootLady ain't happy... by golly!!! We all get our ass over to see what the heck happened! Your rants are hard to top! *Even when I slip out the back door with a little pink on my ass* :P

The thing is, eva, it feels sooooo good to rant away your troubles. lol

YUP! I have grown quite fond of the occasional *let'er rip* hehe

Wow, thought I would never get my number called, was a long journey to here and I loved every minute of it, You rock girl, I have never seen that many hits, wooo Hoo!

Psssst, check out the links of those that "Protest" to much :)

Hi Dumpling! Thanks, doll :)

Ma'am this was absolutely brilliant....and funny.

AMEN.:D

Thanks, JAV :)

Rant on....but you do realize that the troglodytes might have missed the point because that is a big word. LOL
Always enjoy your stuff

Rats! I didn't think of that! Thanks, WK, it's great to see you :)

As usual, a very good and effective rant.

Thanks, Tony! It felt wonderful! :)

BL it matters not that someone ran your numbers up for we all know and love your blogs. As for me I am a capitalist and I saw an opportunity to run up my numbers. Yes it is true capitalist are evil, but don't worry Obama will fix me and the rest of the crew. I hope I did not offend you with my blog, and if I did I do apologize.

Hung over and regretting it

D

D, you are more than welcome to call me all the names you can come up with. I have no problem with that. However, when you call my decency into question, THEN we have a problem.

Water under the bridge.

Thanks BL

OH my I am new here but you sound very angry! I am enjoying blogging here and basically I do it for myself not for others, if they want to read it and comment so be it..constructin criticism is good for everyone...now for the "schitt" posted here, my "thoughts" on this is I do not worry about "schitt" until I step in it!!

Hi Toni! No, I'm not angry at all. I just love to write rants on occasion. My sense of humour is a little out there sometimes, but generally speaking, I'm a very good-natured person. I don't let schitt and drama get me down. Thanks for stopping by and welcome to Thoughts.com! :)

loves ya boots - Puck x

Even when I'm cranky and I write nasty rants? :)

I have never read you before! But, I will definitely read you again. This was so on point. I like your style lady!

Take care and rant on with your bad self!!!

Thanks, princess. Very kind of you to say so. I think a rant now 'n' then is good for the soul (it kinda keeps me from killing people :P). Thanks for stopping by :)

Holy heck someone's finger must be smokin' after tap-tap-tapping on the F5...there efforts just make your post all the more funny. Good rant!

I don't see the point in self clicking to boost a blog, in fact I find it rather sad that some people have no life beyond a website and need to seek approval and attention via the popularity poll of virtual words and pictures. But then I don't see the point of a lot of the goings-on that I have noticed or experienced in my short time on Thoughts. *shrug* I'm still amazed if even one person takes the time to read and comment on my posts or my photography, and I hope that that will always be the case as blogging is not supposed to be about garnering comments.

Thanks for the humorous rant, BootLady. :o) -- Stormy.

Hi Stormy! I wish I knew who to thank for my instant fame :P I have some suspicions, but so far, not to many confirmations. I've only just discovered your blog today, but I'm a fan already :) Thanks for the visit!

Quite the rant - I'm new to thoughts.com, and this has given me an excellent idea of what not to do. I would looooooove some advice on getting the kind of attention that you get bootlady :)

I have a feeling that if you told all of your disciples to go and read my posts then that would tally up quite nicely....

They're not disciples, dftm, they're friends :) And, trust me when I tell you, they don't do what they're told - you have to earn them.

lmtlsao

Dayummit Gurl I missed all the fun!!

How bout I send up a pointer where SEX can find likeminded bloggies and fiddle their twiddle over there!!

On another note ~ I see David is fixing Whore da Vores!! oooooooooooo deeeelicioso!!

And finally ~ time to change back to my Old lady avatar ~ it got me so many suitors!!