Oh,dear must you go tonight.I don't have time or energy to beg you to stay.My life will not be the same ,can't see to type anymore................
eyes are full of tears.............please stay............please.............

You can beg me tomorrow if you like, nana. I'm fine with that. I'm sure I'll have another good-bye post by then :)

Bravo, bravo, I like the sentiment. You rock Bootlady.

Thanks, sharn! You rock too :)

Now that cracks me up.

Me too, xerx :)

hysterical, you are silly. lol

Thanks, Dumpling. Yup! Silly I are! :)

dont do it BootLady! once you leave you can never come back... (well, ok you can, but it's more persuasive to say you cant!)

You're such a muffin, Azalia, but, alas, I must go...eventually...maybe...I'm REALLY huffy, y'know! Cripes! :)

If you leave, I will shoot this cute little puppy, and I mean it! Don't make me kill this cute little puppy.

Noooooooooooo!!! Not the puppy ploy!! You KNOW I can't resist the dreaded puppy ploy!! Jeez! Now if you hadda said cat...well, that's another matter entirely :)

Please, please, please, beg, beg, beg... don't do it until you've done at least 50 more posts over which we can plead and beg some more. By that time we'll be begging you to go. ;)

Wait - I have to do 50 more of these?? Damn...I shoulda read the rules...

Ha Ha, great read!

Thank you, kind sir :)

Geez Boots, now I know where they get their material from. You are their script writer aren't you. Each and everyone I've read. You were beyond them weren't you? lol.

Excellent!!

Damn...I guess the cat's outta the bag now, huh? Thanks, Easy :)

I thought she would never leave! Now that she finally gone let's PAR-DEE!! LOL
Oh,girl; you're like an old Barry Manilow song that gets stuck in your mind and you can't shake it off.(Did I hear a ping?)Hahaha.

Hey! I HEARD that!! I'm still here, y'know! :P

The first "goodbye" blog I have been able to read right through and even enjoy....he he he Loved it!!
Oh yeah and I suppose I had better say "Please Don't Go!" Lol

I'll really, really miss you.Can I have your weed howitzer? And the Car-cass of vlad the impala? I would trade a years subscription to the winery, and my rototiller.

Awww! You remembered Vlad! How can I leave now? Although, that winery/rototiller offer is VERY tempting! I was thinking of throwing in some lovely violets too...

Thanks, kellie, but I dunno...I'm still kinda huffy... :)

Thank goodness you are moving outta here, BIAAATCH!!! I thought I was going to have to start a burn book to get rid of you because I HATE having to share the attention in our demographic... and you, being here longer (and being funnier, by far) have a leg up on me...well, not literally, because that would be inappropriate, but you know what I mean....Anyway, once you drop the curtain, it will be all mine....as it should be... and I, for one, look forward to your final bow...which should be any day now, right? Or at least by the end of this year...because that would start a new decade, which would be a good marker and a nice way to end it all here...right? COME ON!!! You said you were going to go!!! *tap tap tap.....

Oh settle down! According to Tony, I still have 50 more posts to write! What if I just come and visit your blog and refresh for an hour or so. Would that work for you? :)

calm down and click your heels 3 times, surely, you have ruby slippers, dont ya boots?
anyway
click your heels, and say
theres no place like thoughts
theres no place like thoughts
theres no place like thoughts
now I am dot calm

please, try it! Someone who was leaving a few times, did, and they are still here,
and
as a matter of fact, I think he became a she,
nevertheless, she is still around, I just don't know her new names, she has way too many?
Oh Boots, don't go!
You can't leave!

Well roe, I don't see why I can't pretend to be leaving too. It's only fair. You should try it! It's kinda fun :)

Well, at least the body count round here will drop back to national averages, and we might be able to get the smiley proliferation under control finally. Don't let the electronic door smack you in the ass on the way out!

(Brilliant. Lets mock the teeny-weenies more, it's he only way they'll learn.)

What's this? No begging? Hmpf! You don't think the rotting corpse of my own blog would be a fitting farewell? :) (oops) Well fine then! :P (oops) I'm gonna go and do a list blog (shhh!) of all the reasons why I'm pretending to leave! :) (oops)

Hahahahaha!!!!

I was just perusing the 'popular posts' and saw this blog 'Good-bye FOREVER! I MEAN it!' I thought to myself, 'Oh goodness! Not another person leaving! What happened now?' Only to find this hysterically funny blog post. I really needed a giggle and this certainly gave me a good long, bellyaching laugh.
I'm fairly new to this website and I've been having a difficult time understanding what has been going on here lately. *smile*

Thank you.....

~ Mikaila

Stop the presses! I'm popular now? Cripes! How am I supposed to stomp off when I'm popular?? Oh this just isn't working out the way I had it pictured :P

Love ya - Puck x ( can I ask about the Violets? ...tip toes the hell out) ...

Puck, I had a neighbour wander by the other day who asked me if I'd spent the night on my lawn digging out violets (cuz I'd been there the day before too). I replied that I HAVE to cuz the violets NEVER sleep! Nor does clover, apparently...ARGH!

Well go on, fuck off then!

I hear ya Boots and I love ya for it.

I've heard the same story so many times and it's all a big sympathy ploy that only the most nieve and stupid will fall for.

I aint got time for this type of shit, I came here for a laugh from people like your good self and ADH and a few others to mention.

Too many people take this place way to seriously which shows a definite lack of life. Sheeeesh my life sucks at the moment but I still find time to go for a walk, laugh at stupid people, have a wank, read a book, watch porn, surf the web, drink coffee, watch telly and more to mention but I'm sounding to worldly for some people here.

What pisses me off more is the dumb arse freaks that fall for this stupid pathetic cry for attention, if you ignore the pillocks they will pull themselves together, if you feed the sickness it will only get worse. Fuck em, fuck em all!

Boots, I love you, I'd do you aswell if ya let me!

D3

Awww, Phat, you're such a sweetie! I probably shouldn't blog when I've been out drinking all evening with the girls...but this one was FUN!! :)

Oh this really pisses me off!! You coppied the blog I was writing word for word you Mother of a window licker... that's right I said it... no I have to delete my blog and try my other scheem I mean um my other plan... you ruin everything... Bah. I will plant violets on your grave.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

loved it... your so silly

You'd plant violets on her grave ......... You evil bastard !!!

HAH!! Ya snooze ya lose, Dougie-boy! Wait - violets on my grave?? Oh man, you hit a new low...sigh... :)

Awww, Boots!! Well, we haven't been friends long enough for me to actually MISS you, but we HAVE been friends long enough for me to know that you are being MOST serious here! Can't these people see that you are in PAIN??? Man, sometime folks can be so insensitive! Anywho...since you will be deleted soon, I was wondering if you would be a dear and send me some of your best stuff. I can not seem to crack that "top 100" and I figure if I use YOUR writing instead of MINE I may be abe to hang with the "cool kids". Also, I am looking for a new avatar and thought perhaps I would steal yours. Your parting gift is on its way, dear Boots. A basket full of Violets, eh? (canadian drawl)

Best of luck to you!

xoxoPuRpSxoxo

Purp, I'd reply to this, but I'm laughing too hard to type right now!!

Sweet revenge for all the times I have spit coffee onto my keys!! :)

Oh geeee ~
do I leave a comment or do I walk on by.
I mean I surely want to be seen by all the fun loving peronas but I do not want to be called a dumb arse freak for having begged this persona to stay after her fiftieth post.

Oh what to do what to do? If I comment will she even notice? If I don't comment will they all get my statement? If I pretend nothing at all has happened will the blogs stop and finally I can get my piece in on how some farts stink and other's don't.

I am new here so maybe i better state that and ask what is going on?

But wait ~
looky at all the time wasted by her post and my comment. I coulda been writing the next Atlas Shrugged.

hummmm do I hit the 'get this live now znookies' button? do I? should I? tell me? I do not know how to think? what should I do?

I feel ya, US! It's soooo hard to know which way to jump...on the bandwagon or off...or maybe just chase behind it? Hmmm...tough call! :)

((((HUGS))))) we all loves ya stay enjoy the good folks my friend :)

Thanks for the hugs, iceman! And you're right - there ARE lots of goods folks around here :)

~ perfectly written ...love this Bootlady...seriously...this had to be said ~ but yea i'll play too...*** pleads Boots not to go please please please...:P *** haha

Thanks, frenchie! Just playin'...it's what I do :)

Okay, so I'm waaaaaay down here. This post should get you to the Number 1 spot with all the comments you are getting. I wondered how that was done. I'm just glad you threatened to quit and not off yourself. LOL

Well, let's see now...you can either write something REALLY controversial OR you can clickety-click your own post to the top. As a matter of fact, there's a guy sitting up there right now with over 3000 hits. He either really enjoys what he's written or he's passed out at his desk with his finger on his mouse and he's having some sort of a seizure. Either way, you too can be #1!! YAY!! :P

Hmmm...you have a point, though - maybe next time I should threaten to throw myself off of the roof. It wouldn't be because of Thoughts, though...it's those friggin' violets!! They're to blame for my current mental instability!!

And I'm even lower but that's it - if you're going - I'm going too. And Bejeweled will follow, I just know she will and it'll all be your fault!

Don't tell anyone this, over, my friend, but we don't really have to go anywhere. We can just pretend :)

Great rant! I thoroughly enjoyed reading it. I do love a good lampoon.

Thanks, MyGal(etc), so do I! :)

Don't let the door hit yer ascii on the way out.

No worries, lyn :)

Where ever you go, may your *boots* never wear thin. But, if they do, may someone give you a pair, so you can walk in theirs. Peace. ~Scarlet~

A fine sentiment indeed! Thank you m'dear!

Ok I thought this was funny I truly did and i know your style so know you mean no harm, but some of my friends are hurting right now so I had to delete my last comment because I feel like an ass....

Sara.x.

Someone got hurt by my silly post? Well, that's just pathetic. As you say, I meant no harm, so if harm was taken, it's in the eye of the beholder. This is, however, a drama-free zone, so if there's a problem, keep it. :)

Peace out :).

Sara.x.

HAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!

that was the funniest thing I've read in a long time. I'm not sure what exactly brought it on since I haven't been around much lady but Boots, you're awesome.

Meredith!! Great to see you, girl!! Where the heck have you been??

Ooohhh!!! That was funny!!

Next you'll be blogging about how nobody ever comments on your posts, so please, please, comment. Please.

Oooooh!! Great idea, Vamp!! lol!!

You Canadian tease! lol! I knew in my heart this was tongue in cheek, but I still read it all the way through to make sure! lol! Stay right where ya are, ya hear?! xxx

No worries, Ellie. This is what happens when I've had too much plonk and I get near a keyboard :)

OMG! I am now comment 74.... isn't that some kind of world record?!

Boots this was great and we all know you could never ever leave. You love us faaaaar too much! Mwah! xo :)

Awww, thanks Kaybee! For you, I'll stay :)

I actual thought some people were leaving that I liked maybe they did maybe they didnt. This is my first blog site but I have learned alot.

Any way this post was great!

Thanks, Mike. Yeah, this is the internet - nothing is real, nothing is certain.

Laughing my ever loving ass off! And its one big ass!

Then my work here is done! :)

Nuuuu!!

wait...do I detect....sarcasm? No, couldn't be! Because everyone who posts a goodbye blog leaves....right? Those are the rules right?

:D

Think everyone just needs more hugs!

Sarcasm? Moi? Pffft! Highly unlikely! Yup, Heather, those're the rules and rules are meant to be followed...right? I'm a staunch rule-follower from waaaay back (okay, that last bit MAY have been sarcasm :P)

Goodbye.

Later, Steve

well I had to comment again... I can not believe yout the cold hearted boot person could ever ever write a blog like this when there are so many lost souls in this world just looking for a home. And here you are makking fun... I can not believe you made a joke when there are people in this world in pain... your such a female bootdog... That's it i am leaveing... oh wait no i am not you are... or are you already gone... is any of us really hear? wait... what is my name?.... is this really me or am i a little chinese woman practicing her engrish makking fun off all of you... maybe... just maybe i am really boot lady... so am i know arguing with my self? ok i am confused I need to go lay down.

Judging from the spelling here, I'd go with the Chinese woman scenario :P

maybe I am just your inner child...

Now THERE'S a scary thought...

that your inner child is a short hary white guy? hahahaha you know I lovers you bootsy wootsy

Does it count if I took a break? Because I don't think I could ever work up the balls to actually walk away.

I don't think I could either, X. Nah, breaks don't count. They are sometimes necessary.

Five Stars!! Bravo!!
Brilliant expression of thought.
Peace.

Thanks, CD! Nice to see you out and about, girl! :)

Boots, you crack me up each time :D Standing ovation for this one!!

Well, Boots, I laughed all through this blog, and even through the comments. You are one great lady. I hope you actually do stick around a lot longer than 50 more blogs. Can't we up the ante a little. I could BRIBE you - I have been told I am a good cook. Come on over, and I will crank up the oven and all four burners, and we will just talk this whole leaving thing over. Or, maybe we won't even mention it. Who knows? You seem to love the unexpected, and you are good at creating it, too, so maybe we will just go with the flow, and talk about whatever we feel like talking about.

Hugs ------------------------------------------------------- ------ Shea

HAHAHAHA! BRAVO. BRAVO.

I would miss you too much to let you go..lol