Thoughts.com Blogs - ET Gets Loose!

I need to come clean. My Evil Twin has been up to no good...again!

I was surfing through the Recent Posts this morning, enjoying my coffee, and attempting to come to. Sometimes when I do this, I admit to a certain level of frustration with having to weed through the bombardments of spam sandwiches and glut after glut of contributions from one or some of our...hmmm...let's call them "prolific enblogulators" to spare any undue hurt feelings.

As was the case this morning, approximately eighty percent of the Recent Posts were being issued from one person! If that weren't astonishing enough, each and every contribution by this rabid, and somewhat confusing writer was graced with a five-star rating!! (Um...even the ones which hadn't been "viewed" yet...hmmm) To me, a five-star rating should be reserved for a post which touches the reader in some way (well, okay...truth be told, I've been known to issue them for good spelling...hey, that's what touches me! To each his own, yo?).

Where was I? Oh yeah...five-star ratings....they're sacred! They have to be earned!! I, for one, don't just bumble around in Thoughts plopping five stars on just anyone! You have to IMPRESS me!!

So...how does Evil Twin work into all of this? Well...she got loose on me, and did something horrible! She went to one of the (many) posts being emitted from the aforementioned blogger...and she...oh god! I can't say it!! I'm so ashamed!! She gave this person a...ARGH!....one-star rating!!! When averaged out with the fiver which was already in evidence, it became a THREE!!

I can't believe ET besmirched my character in such a taudry and immature way! I feel awful about this!

Can I be held accountable for ET's actions? I mean seriously...it's not like I would ever behave in such a malicious and callous way! If I hadn't been half asleep I could have reined her in. I'm sure of it! Am I to blame??

I'm gonna burn in hell...I just know it...