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| THE EX FILES: YOU HAVE TO BE KIDDING ME
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Have you had one of those days where you can't believe that someone has done this or that? Have you woken up to the fact that you have made all the wrong decisions? Have you looked to your left, looked to your right and still had no idea where you are? Has someone ever said to you, I just want to be friends and your thinking to yourself, now what in the fuck do you think?
Ladies and Gentlemen, that day has come for me. So if you have been on the upside down forgotten journey of will they want they, that I swear is starting to rival that of Ross and Rachael of Friends, or even Dawson and Joey of Dawson's Creek. IF you have they you know where I am going with this. I swear people I am just as tired of it as you are. And you would think the solution would be oh so clear. DUMP THE BREEDING FONZ and call it a day. But NAH, not so lucky!!!!! For all you beautiful heterosexual ladies, can I join you in the folds? In the trenches, I wish to fight next to you, to understanding the male psyche, because I think my dear friends I am giving up on women.
So, you’re asking me... A'Nya what is it this week. She doesn't love you again? No my fellow friends in Blog land, instead she has gone back to the Ex. YES I know your saying, but you guys were at this for four years. How is it possible? Well I am guessing they are the Nikki and Victor (Young and the Restless) of the HOMO world. Except I know the truth people, see in the opening scene of this sorted love affair.... Drum Roll Please! Yes, we were friends, the Best of Friends, Partners in Crime, even tried to help her get the infamous lady back. Oh, the beginning. I know all about the woman, and while her womanly curves are a bit more petite then mine (meaning she is skinnier than me and well my love or ex love, really loved her itty bitty waist and very large ass. And do to myspace, the damn devil, I see pictures where she is telling her how sexy she is...okay off of sidebar), I am the number one in her world. Oh not because she loves me so, but from the lyric book of her life she states, she is not going to be able to give me what you do.
Now, I know that has you all confused, because your thinking, your back with the ex, so what is the deal? Can you answer my questions and stay tuned for part II of You have to be kidding me .....
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Posted by BitterSweetNy on 2008-02-27 21:31:11 | Rating: | Views: 80
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Hello, Yes I have had and still is having one of those days , but I have discover its a reason for this lesson to be learned and what to do with knowledge you require. Trust me sweetie you areou decide not missing anything if ever you should decide to join the Heterosexual Squad its the same thing here. I will definately be back to read more....Take care
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Posted by Nubian
on 2008-02-28 14:07:53
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yeah those days i a have had,ex's don't make it any easier,thank god mine is in another city now,lol
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Posted by necronomincon
on 2008-03-05 08:59:51
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