Oh No, I think it has taken me under
Reality Television..
Just when I thought I had become normal I realize my overpriced DVR
Is filled with reality T.v.
I write, I am suppose to hate t.v. right
So maybe thats why I only view that which is shelter by confessionals
and Drama
They Hit
They Fuck
Its not enough
That I have to TIVO it to right
Not good to laugh at the misfortunes of others
But when Parissa was drunk on the Real World,
Yelling about the anomisty of females..
I couldn't help it
I was stuck to the damn screen
Going... "Will they throw a punch?"
Yes I am ashamed.
Ashamed that my addicitve personality is now in the element
of
"I don't think I can miss my show, some is going home"
How many more people can America, or a blank cast of misfits, send someone to the island, the chopping block. We have become obessed with osterizing and kicking people the hell out.
Maybe its because I can not throw one person out my house when they start getting on my nerves
So instead I watch "New York" aka Tiffany, boot another wanna be actor to the curb.
Come on Are you really looking for love, because I saw it coming when you didn't choose Chance.
Now Lucky for me he is back next Monday and you know I am going to tune in.
Nothing like drama and dranks.
Do they have to drink the whole damn time
And Please Tiff.. Kill the Newports. I like you, smoke a cute cigarette. Yes there are cute cigarettes
and Purring menthols like a drug dealer on the corner of Florence and Crenshaw is not cute.
Okay but she is not the only one that has me treating the dail.
I never saw her on My Space.. But Tila is quite the cute little fuck bunny.
Okay so I can be a bit dirty at times, but her body makes me want to..
Okay, no need to say.
I bet you got the point of that one.
She is a bisexual and you know I can relate
Cuz I love the girls and I had an inkling for the boys in my youth
Everyone is falling in love so fast, after three dates
and then you put all these hot people in one huge bed and no one is hooking up
Hmmm
is that so realistic for reality
Not one person one there
but Dani
can I see even making that sweet hotness happy.
Why because a bisexual loves that best of both worlds thing.
NOthing like a soft stud, with full lips
and banging body under all that boy like clothing. I know..
What am I talking about?
Dani
Didn't you hear me.
She is a hot fire fighting Lesbian.
She is the Shane jof MTV.
Hmmm
I could go on about her
Now for the upper scale reality tv ventures
I tune in every week to watch hot ass Tyra
Tell some other hot chick that she is no longer in the running
For
that is right
AMERICA'S NEXT TOP MODEL
now affectionately call
ANTM
So this season Heather is dominating the online POLLS
as she should be
that girl is a beauty
But awkard as hell
I LOVE IT
Who needs some ballsy blond chick
who has been hot and got so many free drinks between 18-25 that she
can't even shake down the Bartender to get her own booze.
Yet, as a black woman
GO SHALICIA.... with your cute self.
Now for all those who know anything about Orange County
The Real Housewives, Kill BRAVO every Tuesday night
I miss JO and SLADE
I need to go to a meeting.. This is a damn shame.