I am wicked smart, talented, funny, creative, attractive, insightful, responsible, helpful, respectful, patient, strong and lovable. Many people love me and I have much love for many people. I am grateful for all that I have, for I have worked very hard for where I am today. I am thankful for the people in my life, for I appreciate everything about them and all the sacrifices they have gone through.
I have traveled to many places and I have seen many faces. I have educated myself to a higher level with readings, experiments, studies, and teachings from a University. I have helped many people, and many people have helped me learn.
I know everything! My friends call me Wikipedia, cause I'm so wicked smart. I wrote all reference books, all how to books, all books on relationships, and all the self help books. Yes, I am that smart. Dr. Phil calls me for advice. The CIA calls me on a daily basis to confirm information. Webster calls me when he is stumped with a definition. NASA continually asks me for help on top secrete information that no one else can figure out. I have taught the Dalia Lama how to meditate, Bobby Fischer how to play chess, Obama on how to give a speech, and I have trained the Navy Seals. I am the go to guy. If you look up Brilliant, you will see a picture of Guinness. But if you look up Genius, you will see a picture of me. I make history and then I write about it. I am the one. The one with ALL the answers. My life if perfect and so am I. People want to be me. People ask me how I am so perfect, and I say “because I am me”.
I do no wrong, cause I am always right.
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