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My first semester in college and i qualify to go straight to English 1A . . . Lucky Me . . I thought I was realy lucky not to have to take all the B.S English classes that count for absolutly nothing when transfering to a University. If I had known how awful my teacher was giong to be I would have switched classes or took a step back to the B.S English classes....
So here is the list of reason's my English teacher is a BITCH and why i don't like her:
1. She is a Bodist meaning that because i'm skinny and she is HUGE she can't stand me.
2. She doesn't walk around the class she WADDLES around the class
3. When grading my papers she will mark me down for anything she can possibly think of which are usually things like she doesn't agree with my topic because she is liberal and i'm a bit of a conservative i guess... who knows.. but the point is it shouldn't mater if she agree's or not!!! This isn't a class on conforming to her stupid idea's
4. She gives me dirty looks every chance she gets
5. She is closed minded and refuses to discuss any other side of an issue because she doesn't want to hear it unless she agree's
6. I was sitting outside listening to a few friends of mine talk and she opens the door and YELLS at me to "SHUT UP"! I wasn't even talking!!!!!!!
7. For the first 8 weeks we went over MLA format . . . It's an English 1A class if the students don't know how to do MLA format by now what the hell are they doing in that class????
8. She partnered me up with one of the biggest idiots in class for a class debate . . . It's an english class not a debate class no need for a debate!!!! Not to mention its worth 70 points and its a combined grade so if one does bad you both do bad . . . so yay i get an idiot partner to fuck up my grade
9. We were having a class discussion about the book "into the wild" i told her that i thought the guy was missunderstood she looked at me and said in a voice that implied she was also making the statment towards me that "he was a spoiled selfish brat!" Well i think the teacher is a fat twinky loving whore bag but you don't see me implying things like that to her!!!
10. I asked her a simple question durring the Final and she bitched me out and then 2 seconds later some idiot asked an even dumber question and the teacher was all to happy to answer her in some annoyingly fake happy tvoice . . . WTF
Once my grade is finalized, if i ever see that stupid lady again i'm going to tell her what a botch i think she is and that if she would lay off the damn twinkies maybe she'd be able to find her "prince charming" on match.com or eharmony!
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Posted by Amazing on 2008-12-18 01:35:49 | Rating: | Views: 39
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