why i like Taco Bell
either the cows they use play in toxic waste
or the spices they use are amazing
wraps are easier to hold than sandwiches
while you drive and talk on the phone
not that i would ever indulge,
but burritos look like what you smoked,
except LOTS bigger
crunchwraps are nature's most perfect food
i love tacos
what they taste like, what they look like ...
wait, what?
i think their beans are de-gaserated
cuz i don't get into launch mode off of them
they are kind enough to tell us where the border is
for when we want to make a run for there
in the summer they are just light enough to not kill you
in the winter they keep you warm
we can eat them all afternoon and evening
i like to eat as close to free as possible
so Taco Bell owns me
see ya