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i had a short but active love connection recently. she drove in from out of state, met my family, and broke up when she got back home. now, you may think that i am an idiot. i have three ex-wives who reached that conclusion before you got there. being that idiot gets me out of a lot of things. you can dress up "idiot" and make it look incompetent or non-dependable, and with a little rehersal, completely stupid and brainless. i think the funniest program not on TV is "marriage proposals of TV weathermen." i love the weather. years ago i watched the weather channel by the hour. they should have a channel for each sex:    "ladies, this has been a bad day for most men. favored teams lost, the top ten is upside down, and most men threw their money away betting on the favorites. we suggest immediate alcohol offered as he comes in the door, join him watching TV wearing a transparent nightie, and agree with everything he says. chance for sex is 50/50, but he will love you for caring."    "men, welcome to big nuts channel 12. the channel created for people with balls. you look good. you look strong. and we congratulate you for being male! this week we are looking at the emotional weather the week before "periods." many men get pissed off. that is stupid. the proper behavior the week before a period is to fill your house with chocolate, rub her shoulders without expecting sex, and give her the remote. sounds unmanly, you say? may i remind you of alexander the great when asked what it felt like to run the world? he said they should ask his infant son, because his son ruled his wife and his wife ruled him. he conquered the WORLD, fellas. but he acknowledged where his courage and wisdom came from. it is a gift from women who don't have to argue with egos that betray a little man-member. remember, men, true strength comes from love, and arrogance drives away love. later, dudes."     i have a new idea for politics. compete by penis size. now, i hear you saying, "hillary doesn't have a chance." but you are wrong. she married the biggest penis imaginable. the only woman who could beat hillary would be the wife of OJ Simpson, if she could stay alive til the election. recent behavior by the one even republicans no longer want to claim makes most republicans impotent. you may ask, "what about the dick in the oval office right now?" honey, he is not a dick, and i apologize to all dicks on your behalf. dicks create life. W. kills. dicks make you feel good. W. makes you want to pound your nuts flat with a hammer. dicks find wonderful women (or partners ... don't ask don't tell). W. is the single biggest reason kids sign abstinance pledges. a mystery i would have expected to have solved by now is what did the bushes have over his current spouse's family that made her marry him. having laura bush say, "i'll take george," is as insane as having the crowd yell, "give us barabbas." the mystery is why he hasn't been removed from office. they impeach clinton and not bush? the only reason bush hasn't been caught doing what clinton did is that after seven years he still can't get anyone to agree to have sex. he doesn't wash his crotch cuz it's dirty down there and he gets to decide what parts he bathes.     i want to introduce you to someone. she is what i would like to be when i grow up. she doesn't endorse me, and she has nothing to sell and get rich off of you. but she has been harrassed for her stand on peace by people who have sifted her trash, written unforgivable things in blogs and other media, and has become even more committed to saving the lives that bush thinks are as important as the ants he pours boiling water on. my biggest beef with bush is he can't read. when the british came to america while we were trying to get a foothold on being immigrants, the british army marched in block step in red coats all together. the early americans hid behind trees and just picked them off. now lord W. the mega turd has our armed forces walk openly down the streets wearing eighty pounds of equipment in a million degrees. our enemy plays target practice with us. iraq and those who are being trained in terrorism by shooting our defenseless soldiers are becoming more deadly and more trained to attack us later. we are increasing the chance for more 9/11's the longer we stay there. we are insulting america because our leaders are either power mad or stupid. if you can do both, you get to be president. anyway, my beloved wonderful hero is  Lydia Cornell. ann coulter fans, don't bother. lydia has a heart so you won't understand her.     by the way, i learned about the british soldiers in fourth grade. bush is pretty near me in age, so i assume such information was available to him. i have nothing agaist the man that a trial on crimes against America wouldn't cure. if i kill or maim one person, i go to jail. if our leaders send tens of thousands of our kids to die before their dreams are fulfilled, they get to go on TV and brag about it. you can either be for family values or for the war. not both. the death of Mom or Dad in a place halfway around the world destroys families. period. you can't be anti-abortion and pro-war. period. war is murder, you murdering pigs. to have women afraid that their reproductive choices may be nullified by an administration that sends hundreds of billions of dollars and hundreds of thousands of people to a war we are losing is unfair and unAmerican.     i will probably be kicked out of the blog community now, but i love thoughts.com. thanks for letting me air my thoughts at least once. i'll try to write something nicer later.